The Energon Pub

Psycho Warrior wrote:hopefully this won't be a repeat of the installation of the heart tank. after all those things turn into turtle-porcupines.

Every spiny comes with label "For external use only"

Little did X know that further down the line are more weather manipulators. Then hurricanes happened.

Psycho Warrior wrote:

Shadowman wrote:Little did X know that further down the line are more weather manipulators. Then hurricanes happened.

So... X caused Katrina?

I'm not saying X caused hurricane Katrina. I am, however, strongly implying it.

Shadowman wrote:

Psycho Warrior wrote:

Shadowman wrote:Little did X know that further down the line are more weather manipulators. Then hurricanes happened.

So... X caused Katrina?

I'm not saying X caused hurricane Katrina. I am, however, strongly implying it.

"It's a class 5 Muffin storm. Those not able to get to cover are highly encouraged to prepare large quantities of butter"

150 episodes and the jokes are no smarter. Mission accomplished!

Psycho Warrior wrote:To be fair he has a wonderful red, patchy complexion

Mixed with a dark, charred, "Oh ew, I want to look away but it's so disgusting I can't" burn victim kind of thing.

Psycho Warrior wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Psycho Warrior wrote:To be fair he has a wonderful red, patchy complexion

Mixed with a dark, charred, "Oh ew, I want to look away but it's so disgusting I can't" burn victim kind of thing.

Hey after 3rd degree burns there's no way it can really get worse. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Reminds me of a pair of quotes from Left 4 Dead 2.

"I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know **** about chemistry, but Keith figured "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?" Heh, third degree burns on ninety-five percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin."

"I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns."

Shadowman wrote:Reminds me of a pair of quotes from Left 4 Dead 2.

"I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know **** about chemistry, but Keith figured "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?" Heh, third degree burns on ninety-five percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin."

"I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns."

You can accomplish anything if you try, as long as that anything is making your doctor question the existence of an almighty.

If anyone asks why I missed Friday, just say I took the holiday off.

Show of hands, did anyone expect that rocket WOULDN'T end up going into one of X's orifices?

Let the Friday's come, for each ending week brings forth new laughs... chuckles... snickers... um... It makes Shadowman smile?

The Happy Locust wrote:Let the Friday's come, for each ending week brings forth new laughs... chuckles... snickers... um... It makes Shadowman smile?

To be fair, it's not hard to make me smile. it's even easier to make me giggle like a schoolgirl.

The Happy Locust wrote:

Anyone else weirded out by the fact that those two think being sodomized by an active rocket looks like fun?

Ack! Did I miss another posting. I'm turning into my fanbase at this point.

Anyway, here's Friday's edition early.



Yes, I know I oversized a text bubble. Too lazy to fix right now.

The Happy Locust wrote:Ack! Did I miss another posting. I'm turning into my fanbase at this point.

Oh come on, I haven't missed THAT many updates for Dawn of...oh crap, two and a half years since I last updated? I am WAY behind. Oh well, I'm retired.

The Happy Locust wrote:

What's worse than having a rocket shoved up your ass? When Gravity gets involved.

Hey look, an on-time update.

Friday update, now available on Friday morning..... today only.
Had to get up early today so I figured I'd be on time for once with the update.