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Rated X wrote:I'm selling solar powered flashlights...

Anybody wanna buy one ?

Reminds me of an old Stephen Chow movie...

Rated X wrote:I'm selling solar powered flashlights...

Anybody wanna buy one ?

I wouldn't mind one, I had to throw mine out wen the battery expired, it was cool though you just put it in some light to charge it during the day so it would be fully charged once you needed it at night.
Modern ones are likely going to be better than the crappy old one I had.

Dead Metal wrote:

Rated X wrote:I'm selling solar powered flashlights...

Anybody wanna buy one ?

I wouldn't mind one, I had to throw mine out wen the battery expired, it was cool though you just put it in some light to charge it during the day so it would be fully charged once you needed it at night.
Modern ones are likely going to be better than the crappy old one I had.

Not entirely sure. But I think he was making a joke. About Solar powered flash lights being useless at night. Due to no sun to charge up them up at night, for night use.

Think this joke might have made sense years ago. These days don't think it does. As the solar powered flash lights technology has improved vastly. To the point they can charge up during the day then hold a charge much longer than they use to, for night time use.

I've got solar powered lawn lights that absorb the sun during the day. Then stay lit for hours at a time during the night.

Tsutsukakushi wrote:

Dead Metal wrote:

Rated X wrote:I'm selling solar powered flashlights...

Anybody wanna buy one ?

I wouldn't mind one, I had to throw mine out wen the battery expired, it was cool though you just put it in some light to charge it during the day so it would be fully charged once you needed it at night.
Modern ones are likely going to be better than the crappy old one I had.

Not entirely sure. But I think he was making a joke. About Solar powered flash lights being useless at night. Due to no sun to charge up them up at night, for night use.

Think this joke might have made sense years ago. These days don't think it does. As the solar powered flash lights technology has improved vastly. To the point they can charge up during the day then hold a charge much longer than they use to, for night time use.

I've got solar powered lawn lights that absorb the sun during the day. Then stay lit for hours at a time during the night.

Yeah, I know he was making a joke, but I also knew that they are real and actually work.

Tsutsukakushi wrote:

Dead Metal wrote:

Rated X wrote:I'm selling solar powered flashlights...

Anybody wanna buy one ?

I wouldn't mind one, I had to throw mine out wen the battery expired, it was cool though you just put it in some light to charge it during the day so it would be fully charged once you needed it at night.
Modern ones are likely going to be better than the crappy old one I had.

Not entirely sure. But I think he was making a joke. About Solar powered flash lights being useless at night. Due to no sun to charge up them up at night, for night use.

Think this joke might have made sense years ago. These days don't think it does. As the solar powered flash lights technology has improved vastly. To the point they can charge up during the day then hold a charge much longer than they use to, for night time use.

I've got solar powered lawn lights that absorb the sun during the day. Then stay lit for hours at a time during the night.

It an old joke. Why would you need a flashlight that can only works in broad daylight ? Bringing up "charging for night time use" killed the joke. Kind of like I did by not playing along about a tree sized Unicron.

Maybe now you know what it's like to have some funsucker come and ruin your fun, X.

Delta Magnus wrote:Maybe now you know what it's like to have some funsucker come and ruin your fun, X.

Well...

If all you guys consider filling 2 pages pretending this figure will get produced "fun", I would rather watch paint dry. I will be drinking though...

Rated X wrote: Bringing up "charging for night time use" killed the joke.

The fact that they're an actual product that exists killed your joke.

Midnight_Fox wrote:

Rated X wrote: Bringing up "charging for night time use" killed the joke.

The fact that they're an actual product that exists killed your joke.

Where ?

Show me a link for flashlights that only operate in broad daylight by means of solar power. My joke said "solar powered flashlight" not "solar charged flashlight". Theres a big difference between something that actually powers a device by means of solar power vs. something that charges a battery for later use by means of solar power. Before people try to get all literal, they should actually read the words.

Apparently a lot of people don't get the joke anymore...

Rated X wrote:

Midnight_Fox wrote:

Rated X wrote: Bringing up "charging for night time use" killed the joke.

The fact that they're an actual product that exists killed your joke.

Where ?

Show me a link for flashlights that only operate in broad daylight by means of solar power. My joke said "solar powered flashlight" not "solar charged flashlight". Theres a big difference between something that actually powers a device by means of solar power vs. something that charges a battery for later use by means of solar power. Before people try to get all literal, they should actually read the words.

Their is no such thing as a solar powered device that can't hold a charge. Most of them need to absorb a decent amount of solar energy first, store it, then use it when it's needed.

Tsutsukakushi wrote:

Rated X wrote:

Midnight_Fox wrote:

Rated X wrote: Bringing up "charging for night time use" killed the joke.

The fact that they're an actual product that exists killed your joke.

Where ?

Show me a link for flashlights that only operate in broad daylight by means of solar power. My joke said "solar powered flashlight" not "solar charged flashlight". Theres a big difference between something that actually powers a device by means of solar power vs. something that charges a battery for later use by means of solar power. Before people try to get all literal, they should actually read the words.

Their is no such thing as a solar powered device that can't hold a charge. Most of them need to store up a decent amount of solar energy first, store it, then use it when it's needed.

You are wrong. Solar powered calculators do not hold a charge. If you cover the solar cell with your finger, the screen goes blank. (I own one) That is the type of solar power I was referring to in the joke.

Rated X wrote:Solar powered calculators do not hold a charge. That is the type of solar power I was referring to in the joke.

No, You clearly mentioned a solar powered flash light as a example in your joke.

Their is no such thing as a solar powered flash light. That doesn't absorb and store solar energy for later use.

Tsutsukakushi wrote:

Rated X wrote:Solar powered calculators do not hold a charge. That is the type of solar power I was referring to in the joke.

No, You clearly mentioned a solar powered flash light as a example in your joke.

Their is no such thing as a solar powered flash light. That doesn't absorb and store solar energy for later use.

The solar powered flashlight joke is decades old and is based on the solar cell concept that drives the calculators only under bright light. Its not my fault if a bunch of guys are so obsessed with science and technology that they cant grasp good old fashioned humor.

Rated X wrote:

Tsutsukakushi wrote:

Rated X wrote:Solar powered calculators do not hold a charge. That is the type of solar power I was referring to in the joke.

No, You clearly mentioned a solar powered flash light as a example in your joke.

Their is no such thing as a solar powered flash light. That doesn't absorb and store solar energy for later use.

The solar powered flashlight joke is decades old and is based on the solar cell concept that drives the calculators only under bright light. Its not my fault if a bunch of guys are so obsessed with science and technology that they cant grasp good old fashioned humor.

Oh no, I got the joke, it just wasn't a very good joke you see.
A better joke based on untrue stereo types is for instance this:

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, because we're efficient and don't have a sense of humor.

Rated X wrote:

Midnight_Fox wrote:

Rated X wrote: Bringing up "charging for night time use" killed the joke.

The fact that they're an actual product that exists killed your joke.

Where ?

Show me a link for flashlights that only operate in broad daylight by means of solar power. My joke said "solar powered flashlight" not "solar charged flashlight". Theres a big difference between something that actually powers a device by means of solar power vs. something that charges a battery for later use by means of solar power. Before people try to get all literal, they should actually read the words.

It's not my fault you can't keep up with the times and are stuck in the past with outdated definition of the term "solar powered" and make lame dad jokes.

Midnight_Fox wrote:

Rated X wrote:

Midnight_Fox wrote:

Rated X wrote: Bringing up "charging for night time use" killed the joke.

The fact that they're an actual product that exists killed your joke.

Where ?

Show me a link for flashlights that only operate in broad daylight by means of solar power. My joke said "solar powered flashlight" not "solar charged flashlight". Theres a big difference between something that actually powers a device by means of solar power vs. something that charges a battery for later use by means of solar power. Before people try to get all literal, they should actually read the words.

It's not my fault you can't keep up with the times and are stuck in the past with outdated definition of the term "solar powered" and make lame dad jokes.

Correct me if im wrong, but wasnt the purpose of this thread to report one big lame dad joke? The only thing lamer was how everybody was playing along and I was the only one with the testicular fortitude to say the whole thing was stupid. Stupid enough to match the solar power joke the way it was intended without intervention from science specialists.

Rated X wrote:Correct me if im wrong, but wasnt the purpose of this thread to report one big lame dad joke? The only thing lamer was how everybody was playing along and I was the only one with the testicular fortitude to say the whole thing was stupid. Stupid enough to match the solar power joke the way it was intended without intervention from science specialists.

X, I like you and all, but if you're going to come into a thread with the sole purpose of killing a joke, then you should have the testicular fortitude to take it on the chin when people kill yours.

Dead Metal wrote:

Rated X wrote:

Tsutsukakushi wrote:

Rated X wrote:Solar powered calculators do not hold a charge. That is the type of solar power I was referring to in the joke.

No, You clearly mentioned a solar powered flash light as a example in your joke.

Their is no such thing as a solar powered flash light. That doesn't absorb and store solar energy for later use.

The solar powered flashlight joke is decades old and is based on the solar cell concept that drives the calculators only under bright light. Its not my fault if a bunch of guys are so obsessed with science and technology that they cant grasp good old fashioned humor.

Oh no, I got the joke, it just wasn't a very good joke you see.
A better joke based on untrue stereo types is for instance this:

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, because we're efficient and don't have a sense of humor.

I would have guessed 1000. One to hold the lightbulb steady while the other 999 rotate the house.

megatronus wrote:

Rated X wrote:Correct me if im wrong, but wasnt the purpose of this thread to report one big lame dad joke? The only thing lamer was how everybody was playing along and I was the only one with the testicular fortitude to say the whole thing was stupid. Stupid enough to match the solar power joke the way it was intended without intervention from science specialists.

X, I like you and all, but if you're going to come into a thread with the sole purpose of killing a joke, then you should have the testicular fortitude to take it on the chin when people kill yours.

Im not mad. Just shocked I had to take a pic of a 20 year old calculator to explain the logic of a joke to a bunch of guys in their mid 30s....

Granted I havent been keeping up with current portable flashlight technology, kudos to those who follow it religiously.

Actually you had to take the picture to save face. You made an ass of yourself and now you're desperately trying to deflect the attention back onto everyone else.

But your actions are so transparent. Continue dancing for us clown boy.

Burn wrote:Actually you had to take the picture to save face. You made an ass of yourself and now you're desperately trying to deflect the attention back onto everyone else.

But your actions are so transparent. Continue dancing for us clown boy.

Being a mod might make your opinion law, but it doesnt make it fact...

If you want me to dance, throw on some Butchers Harem and I can bust the 2 step.

DANCE, MONKEY BOY, DANCE

Delta Magnus wrote:DANCE, MONKEY BOY, DANCE

The only response necessary.