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I heard this one on a morning news show and loved what they thought PETA really should mean.

Maybe they want everyone to stop eating animals, so they can have more!!

As a lover of both a sushi and cats, I'm thoroughly offended.

And the idea of using breast milk for any mass-produced food product is just disgusting.

PorQPine wrote:As a lover of both a sushi and cats, I'm thoroughly offended.

So was I, but then I just went another sea kitten the next day. (in addition to the one I had for lunch)

Wouldn't bother me. I'd eat cat anyhows.


Maybe we should start eating them instead?

City Commander wrote:Wouldn't bother me. I'd eat cat anyhows.


Maybe we should start eating them instead?

I think i do already. The damn japanese place right down the road from where i work got busted by the health dept. for having a deer in the freezer. I'm sure if thats the case then ive had other animals in my food. But then really i dont care. as long as it's cooked ill consume.

Grimpoo wrote:

City Commander wrote:Wouldn't bother me. I'd eat cat anyhows.


Maybe we should start eating them instead?

I think i do already. The damn japanese place right down the road from where i work got busted by the health dept. for having a deer in the freezer. I'm sure if thats the case then ive had other animals in my food. But then really i dont care. as long as it's cooked ill consume.

Would you eat a pie from here?
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=TQSagWP_u ... re=related

Lol.. I might have to go watch that now.. again.

In answer.. I want to say yes.. not because its made out of people.. but if anything for the jaunty tune

Dead Metal wrote:

Grimpoo wrote:

City Commander wrote:Wouldn't bother me. I'd eat cat anyhows.


Maybe we should start eating them instead?

I think i do already. The damn japanese place right down the road from where i work got busted by the health dept. for having a deer in the freezer. I'm sure if thats the case then ive had other animals in my food. But then really i dont care. as long as it's cooked ill consume.

Would you eat a pie from here?
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=TQSagWP_u ... re=related

I'd eat pie from there on Mondays and wednesdays only.

Psycho Warrior wrote:

Editor wrote:Still the seakittens bit isn't as bad as their attack on "Cooking Mama" a couple weeks back.

oh god I saw that on YT. That was horrific.

Could somebody give me a link to that YT vid?

It's not a video,

It's an actual game they had somebody code that looks like a demented version of Mama. It's on their website.

Grimpoo wrote:

Dead Metal wrote:

Grimpoo wrote:

City Commander wrote:Wouldn't bother me. I'd eat cat anyhows.


Maybe we should start eating them instead?

I think i do already. The damn japanese place right down the road from where i work got busted by the health dept. for having a deer in the freezer. I'm sure if thats the case then ive had other animals in my food. But then really i dont care. as long as it's cooked ill consume.

Would you eat a pie from here?
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=TQSagWP_u ... re=related

I'd eat pie from there on Mondays and wednesdays only.

I'd challenge you to a pie eating contest

mmmm.. taste like babies.

Badass Grimlock wrote:

Psycho Warrior wrote:

Editor wrote:Still the seakittens bit isn't as bad as their attack on "Cooking Mama" a couple weeks back.

oh god I saw that on YT. That was horrific.

Could somebody give me a link to that YT vid?

Darknessthecurse on YT did a review of that game. Just look for his account.

This has to be one of the saddest attempts to change a name.
The reason is even worse!

Oh, this gets even worse.

http://www.peta.org/Sea_Kittens/index.asp

WTF was that. that alone is why im gonna INCREASE my fish...er..sea ki--- i cant say it

I want a shirt that says "Proudly Eats Sea Kittens"

in fact I think I'm going to go buy like 8 fish sandwiches...

Whaaa?...

...that is THE single most stupid thing I have seen for a long time..

..and I used to write comic books in college.. they were pretty stupid

The first thing that struck me about that page though...



Nuff said.

its true and you know it

Grimpoo wrote:I think i do already. The damn japanese place right down the road from where i work got busted by the health dept. for having a deer in the freezer.

They got busted for serving venison?

Back home a Chinese restaurant that served a Hunting Season Cashew Special would probably be insanely successful.

Caelus wrote:

Grimpoo wrote:I think i do already. The damn japanese place right down the road from where i work got busted by the health dept. for having a deer in the freezer.

They got busted for serving venison?

Back home a Chinese restaurant that served a Hunting Season Cashew Special would probably be insanely successful.

The problem was that the deer was slaughtered at the place.

Customers complained of smelling rotting flesh.(this may have been at a different oriental restaurant that did the same thing)

What makes them think that people won't eat sea kittens. People eat Catfish.

Grimpoo wrote:

City Commander wrote:Wouldn't bother me. I'd eat cat anyhows.


Maybe we should start eating them instead?

I think i do already. The damn japanese place right down the road from where i work got busted by the health dept. for having a deer in the freezer. I'm sure if thats the case then ive had other animals in my food. But then really i dont care. as long as it's cooked ill consume.

Prolly not: Cats are completely inedible. In China they eat civet cats, but they aren't really the same as Fluffy your neighborhood stray.

My sister's neighbors are Holocaust survivors and they personally attest to the fact that in the Warsaw Ghetto, they tried to eat cats to stave off starvation (they'd already done all the dogs, and were working on the rat population) but even bloody *starving* they couldn't stand the taste of the meat.

Now, anyone who's ever eaten decent Korean food has probably eaten dog, and I hate to say, it's really not that bad....

HK, cani-verous.

I like my sea kittens fried with a side of potatoes.

In fact, I'm making that lunch tomorrow. YUM!

Heres a thought; if fish are renamed sea kittens does that make shrimp sea mice?

*throws a sea mouse to his pet goldfish*