http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i1t3ug_CA0
You just installed windows 2000 on your Mac, he's pissed.
You're both armed with swords. Can you win.
You vs
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Re: You vs
by Dagon » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:08 pm
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Seeing as no living mortal can best me, I vote for you, referring to me.
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Re: You vs
by Dead Metal » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:19 pm
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I would so beat the crap out of him, then tattoo the windows logo onto him.
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Re: You vs
by Thanatos Prime » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:54 pm
No Mac-nazi is going to best me. He's going down!! 
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Re: You vs
by Shadowman » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:17 am
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First, I'd start using a two-button mouse like a mace. while he's confused as to who would build a mouse with a second button, I'd smack him over the head a few times.
Then I'd just kick him while he's down. Partly because it works (Despite being dirty fighting) but also because I ran out of Windows vs. Mac jokes.
Then I'd just kick him while he's down. Partly because it works (Despite being dirty fighting) but also because I ran out of Windows vs. Mac jokes.
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Re: You vs
by AutobotGeneral » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:53 am
I thwack him over the head with the +5 Open Source Sword and then let loose a volley from my Kernel Blaster...
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Re: You vs
by Wheelimus Prime » Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:33 pm
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i will own him rap to him and pour coffee on his corpse 
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Re: You vs
by Grimscott » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:46 pm
He'll be too busy gesturing with his hands to fight properly, so yes I'll win. I won't even need the sword, I'll just beat him to death with my iPod because I love irony.
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Re: You vs
by Optimist Prime » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:13 pm
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I'd give him my sword. Then he'd be unable to use both, so I kick him in the face to knock him out. Easy.
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Re: You vs
by Necessary Evil » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:18 am
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I'll simply kick the crap outta him; I win!
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Re: You vs
by doomboy536 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:09 am
Shadowman, Mac users can use two-button mouses. My girlfriend has one
But this guy: seeing as though I have done fencing and medieval battle re-enactment, he's toast.
But this guy: seeing as though I have done fencing and medieval battle re-enactment, he's toast.
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Re: You vs
by snavej » Fri Oct 13, 2023 10:04 am
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I will spam him to death with pointless online posts. Like this one. I should be finished in five weeks.
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