The Energon Pub

Tue May 26, 2009 2:16 pm

All toasters toast TOAST! :grin:

News Credits: 8 · Tue May 26, 2009 2:16 pm

Really hasbro are you kidding me? You can give us this crap but you cant give us the Mountain Dew guy? God this movie is going to be full of so much fail its not even funny. I like the idea of taking mundane items around the house and making them into transformers (realgear was awesome) but a toaster really? Whats next a blender and a microwave? What are they going to do take over sears?

Tue May 26, 2009 2:28 pm

I can't wait till I'm in Target and a kid looks at that and makes fun of it to their mom.

A toaster. :???:

Tue May 26, 2009 2:40 pm

i was bummed beyond reason when i saw this guy and his kitchen appliance destruction team in the comic adaptation because i knew there was never any hope of seeing them in hand. this post floors me, i'm very excited about this guy and i look forward to seeing his comrades. dig his psychotic face and bio.

News Credits: 8 · Tue May 26, 2009 3:00 pm

There has been very little RotF-wise that I want to own.
This has just jumped up out of nowhere on to my "need it" list.

Tue May 26, 2009 3:03 pm

i love it! i will be getting this one!

Tue May 26, 2009 3:06 pm

... uhm, nevermind.

Tue May 26, 2009 3:13 pm

You HAVE to be sh**in' me.
I used to mess with other Trans fans by telling them that the new line of toys were all house hold appliances like washing machines and blenders and vacuum cleaners and that the battle was carried out in a mild suburban home, to which they would say "oh, man, you gotta be Sh**in' me!"
Is this real, or did I just get a dose of my own medicine? :???:

Tue May 26, 2009 3:20 pm

Why does he look like the Tazmanian Devil?

Tue May 26, 2009 3:26 pm

This is the first (and most likely the only) rotf figure I'll be getting! Awesome!! =P~

Tue May 26, 2009 3:52 pm

I want to know why they didnt just call him Toast-or!

This and the Ice cream truck. Im having.

If a Toaster is a Decepticon appliance. What would be an Autobot? A fondue pot?

News Credits: 9 · Tue May 26, 2009 3:54 pm

Mechas8n wrote:
If a Toaster is a Decepticon appliance. What would be an Autobot? A fondue pot?

a USB hub? :roll:

News Credits: 8 · Tue May 26, 2009 3:57 pm

Editor wrote:
Mechas8n wrote:
If a Toaster is a Decepticon appliance. What would be an Autobot? A fondue pot?

a USB hub?

BAZINGA!!!

News Credits: 12 · Tue May 26, 2009 4:02 pm

I wish he came with a bottle of mountain dew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOswpxjI ... re=related

I'm glad they finally made a figure of him. I'll buy him on sight.

News Credits: 6 · Tue May 26, 2009 4:15 pm

Whats with the new movie Transformers having whacked up faces.
First those new Autobots and now... this toaster guy? :-?

News Credits: 8 · Tue May 26, 2009 4:27 pm

robofreak wrote:I wish he came with a bottle of mountain dew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOswpxjI ... re=related

I'm glad they finally made a figure of him. I'll buy him on sight.

I have never seen that commercial before! Wow, it looks so good!
I mean, I already wanted the robo-taoster, but now I want it even more.

I also want some mountain dew...

News Credits: 1 · Tue May 26, 2009 4:34 pm

Ejector - sounds like the name of VCR, not Toastie the toaster. Or Scorcher the toaster.

Tue May 26, 2009 4:49 pm

That's some funny sh*t right there.

Just make sure the kids don't complain that the toast is too burnt, they may find their eyebrows blown off.

Tue May 26, 2009 4:51 pm

Oh my, Incredible Changebots in ROTF!!!

This is sweet.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that connection. That comic is a must-read for any Transformers fan!

In all seriousness, though...WTF, HasTak, WTF?!?!

News Credits: 1 · Tue May 26, 2009 4:58 pm

This could be my second ROTF figure after Ravage.

In my mind Ejector will be just like Talkie Toaster in Red Dwarf!!! (He's obsessed with bread based products!)

News Credits: 1 · Tue May 26, 2009 5:03 pm

I like the way they've made the power cord into a tail.

Also, now the HMW alt modes will need to be changed to move the toaster alt from the 'bots to the 'cons. LOL

News Credits: 9 · Tue May 26, 2009 5:04 pm

TOASTER: You know the last time you had toast? Eighteen days ago. 11:36, Tuesday the third. Two rounds.
LISTER: Ssshhh!
TOASTER: I mean, what’s the point of buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don’t like toast?
LISTER: I do like toast.
TOASTER: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
LISTER: Look, I’m busy!
TOASTER: Oh, you’re not busy eating toast, are you?
LISTER: I don’t want any!
TOASTER: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don’t want any, then my existence is meaningless.
LISTER: Good.
TOASTER: I toast, therefore I am.
LISTER: Will you shut up?!

News Credits: 2 · Tue May 26, 2009 5:06 pm

"Cuz when you wake up in the morning

with the bacon and the eggs...

ya gotta have toast.

YEAH TOAST!

Toe...oe...Oast!"

Oh, God, please tell me someone ELSE knows of that song....

I'm liking him. Weird face aside, I'm getting him and I hope there are more along this concept.

News Credits: 3 · Tue May 26, 2009 5:12 pm

I wonder if this guy attacks the Witwickys in their house in the sequel.

News Credits: 1 · Tue May 26, 2009 5:13 pm

Editor wrote:TOASTER: You know the last time you had toast? Eighteen days ago. 11:36, Tuesday the third. Two rounds.
LISTER: Ssshhh!
TOASTER: I mean, what’s the point of buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don’t like toast?
LISTER: I do like toast.
TOASTER: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
LISTER: Look, I’m busy!
TOASTER: Oh, you’re not busy eating toast, are you?
LISTER: I don’t want any!
TOASTER: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don’t want any, then my existence is meaningless.
LISTER: Good.
TOASTER: I toast, therefore I am.
LISTER: Will you shut up?!

I'm so glad someone else watches Red Dwarf! For the uninitiated, have a look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dwarf_ ... ie_Toaster