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Just a while ago I got back form a friends house, and came back there was a note from my mom that said she was out shopping and that my brotheres friend was there with him. Still there was that burning smell, so I go out side to see that they were burning my psp! After they saw me they both ran, The whole thing is burnt they smashed the screen with a rock, opend the UMD slot and burnt it inside out also. So what should I do to get some revenge?

Either

A) Call the cops, get the dudes arrested for destruction of property.

Or B) Strap them down, get a set of iron knuckles, and pound away.

I shall point out that option 1) is the only legal one.

Kjell wrote:I shall point out that option 1) is the only legal one.

But Option #2 is certainly more satisfying.

Calling the cops on your brother over a video game system seems a bit extreme, doesn't it?

I'd reccomend going to a HIGHER power, your mom. Tell her what they've done and ask her to make them buy you a new one, even if she has to garnish their allowance/wages to do so.

Tell your mom what happened and if she doesn't make them pay, tell her you'll call the cops on them. You caught them destroying your property, willingly. They need to learn the consequences of their actions.

No matter what they think, the reality is it's not funny. They at least must pay for it.

While option one is the only legal one, its also eventually the most expensive.

Forget the legal option, go with the most fun option.
Declare war on the SOB, do every childhood prank you can think of and then duct tape one, then both of them to a door. Simply make sure you leave no marks on the bodies.

JazZeke wrote:Calling the cops on your brother over a video game system seems a bit extreme, doesn't it?

I'd reccomend going to a HIGHER power, your mom. Tell her what they've done and ask her to make them buy you a new one, even if she has to garnish their allowance/wages to do so.

Agreed. Also, if you do any sort of chores around the house, make him do yours too until your PSP is replaced. Make sure, if possible, that you talk to your brother's friend's mom and get his allowance as well.

...AND THEN make out with his girlfriend!

AutobotGeneral wrote:While option one is the only legal one, its also eventually the most expensive.

Forget the legal option, go with the most fun option.
Declare war on the SOB, do every childhood prank you can think of and then duct tape one, then both of them to a door.

Like castrate and rape them...

Seriously, how old are these people? Unless you've done something of equal stupidity to them that would deserve retaliation, then these are the kind of people that don't deserve to live.

PSPs suck balls anyway, use the money to buy something better like a Wii or crack.

Well now im glad they destroyed it...I called my mom about it,(but first I beat my bro into a bloody pulp) My mom called my brotheres friend mom and when his mom came to pick him up they gave me his birthday gift.....A nintendo wii and on top of that my brother has to now do chores until he can buy me a new psp..And I didnt get in trouble for beating my brother...

ooo. so much fun. you get a wii and your brother and his friend have to pay

gogleman374 wrote:Well now im glad they destroyed it...I called my mom about it,(but first I beat my bro into a bloody pulp) My mom called my brotheres friend mom and when his mom came to pick him up they gave me his birthday gift.....A nintendo wii and on top of that my brother has to now do chores until he can buy me a new psp..And I didnt get in trouble for beating my brother...

Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is one helluva sweet deal.

gogleman374 wrote:Well now im glad they destroyed it...I called my mom about it,(but first I beat my bro into a bloody pulp) My mom called my brotheres friend mom and when his mom came to pick him up they gave me his birthday gift.....A nintendo wii and on top of that my brother has to now do chores until he can buy me a new psp..And I didnt get in trouble for beating my brother...

Well I have one thing to say:



BURNED!!!

Nothing like justice being served on a cold dish.

gogleman374 wrote:Well now im glad they destroyed it...I called my mom about it,(but first I beat my bro into a bloody pulp) My mom called my brotheres friend mom and when his mom came to pick him up they gave me his birthday gift.....A nintendo wii and on top of that my brother has to now do chores until he can buy me a new psp..And I didnt get in trouble for beating my brother...

Nice

Do them what yould would to Wheelie and Blurr! Most people would kill them in extreme way but....

gogleman374 wrote:Well now im glad they destroyed it...I called my mom about it,(but first I beat my bro into a bloody pulp) My mom called my brotheres friend mom and when his mom came to pick him up they gave me his birthday gift.....A nintendo wii and on top of that my brother has to now do chores until he can buy me a new psp..And I didnt get in trouble for beating my brother...

Why in the blue hell did they burn that sucker in the first place? As for not getting in trouble for beating on your bro, really, who could have blamed you. If I had been in your shoes I probably would have done the same!!

shockwaveuk wrote:PSPs suck balls anyway, use the money to buy something better like a Wii or crack.

Both Wii and Crack are terrably addicting and you have to keep putting money into the addiction to make it stop... if only for a moment.

But it's cool that you got the little jerks birthday present. As a sign of good faith you should put your old PSP in the Wii box with note that says "It's mine now you punk bitch" then wrap it up and give it to him for his birthday. Then poop on his front lawn.

Down_Shift wrote:

shockwaveuk wrote:PSPs suck balls anyway, use the money to buy something better like a Wii or crack.

Both Wii and Crack are terrably addicting and you have to keep putting money into the addiction to make it stop... if only for a moment.

But it's cool that you got the little jerks birthday present. As a sign of good faith you should put your old PSP in the Wii box with note that says "It's mine now you punk bitch" then wrap it up and give it to him for his birthday. Then poop on his front lawn.

You know what I will do that....Well not the part about pooping on his lawn but poop in the wii box would be cool. Naw ill just do what you said but not the poop

gogleman374 wrote:

Down_Shift wrote:

shockwaveuk wrote:PSPs suck balls anyway, use the money to buy something better like a Wii or crack.

Both Wii and Crack are terrably addicting and you have to keep putting money into the addiction to make it stop... if only for a moment.

But it's cool that you got the little jerks birthday present. As a sign of good faith you should put your old PSP in the Wii box with note that says "It's mine now you punk bitch" then wrap it up and give it to him for his birthday. Then poop on his front lawn.

You know what I will do that....Well not the part about pooping on his lawn but poop in the wii box would be cool. Naw ill just do what you said but not the poop

I'd advise against that--you need to maintain being the mature one here, otherwise you'll risk losing all credibility with the parents.

JazZeke wrote:

gogleman374 wrote:

Down_Shift wrote:

shockwaveuk wrote:PSPs suck balls anyway, use the money to buy something better like a Wii or crack.

Both Wii and Crack are terrably addicting and you have to keep putting money into the addiction to make it stop... if only for a moment.

But it's cool that you got the little jerks birthday present. As a sign of good faith you should put your old PSP in the Wii box with note that says "It's mine now you punk bitch" then wrap it up and give it to him for his birthday. Then poop on his front lawn.

You know what I will do that....Well not the part about pooping on his lawn but poop in the wii box would be cool. Naw ill just do what you said but not the poop

I'd advise against that--you need to maintain being the mature one here, otherwise you'll risk losing all credibility with the parents.

Not to mention the Wii.

Ya those guys are right, my idea was strictly sarcasm. Sure it's funny in theory, but what would he do after he got that as a gift? I hope you didn't do it already... and I hope you don't have a pet, as this kid sounds like the type to retaliate.