The Energon Pub

Tue May 13, 2008 4:43 pm

Master Roshi (DB/DBZ/DBGT) vs. Jiraiya (Naruto):

1.) a one-on-one battle?

2.) who is the bigger perv?

News Credits: 49 · Tue May 13, 2008 4:45 pm

1. Master Roshi(nobody can physically beat a DB/Z character)

2. Jirayai: He does write his own adult novels, which Master Roshi would immediately subscribe to.

News Credits: 2 · Tue May 13, 2008 6:49 pm

1. I'd give it to Roshi, though it isn't a quick fight.

2. Jiraya. The fact that they can even mention his books on Cartoon Networks amazes me.

Wed May 14, 2008 7:09 am

Wow, I'm surprised by the answers to # 1.

I do agree that Master Roshi, although weak compared to other DBZ characters, is a DBZ character and, therefore, would win in the battle. I did believe, though, that other posters would start mentioning Gamabunta as a resource of Jiraiya (on a good day) to combat Roshi.

I am still questioning who is the bigger perv. Although Jiraiya has his adult books and stares at girls bathing from behind a bush, Roshi has actually groped (SP?) and kissed Bulma and other girls without permission.

Wed May 14, 2008 8:13 am

Jiraiya for both.

News Credits: 49 · Wed May 14, 2008 10:43 am

Predaprince wrote:Wow, I'm surprised by the answers to # 1.

I do agree that Master Roshi, although weak compared to other DBZ characters, is a DBZ character and, therefore, would win in the battle. I did believe, though, that other posters would start mentioning Gamabunta as a resource of Jiraiya (on a good day) to combat Roshi.

I am still questioning who is the bigger perv. Although Jiraiya has his adult books and stares at girls bathing from behind a bush, Roshi has actually groped (SP?) and kissed Bulma and other girls without permission.

Jiraiya also spends time at whore houses, so much in fact he has a club card there.

Wed May 14, 2008 2:23 pm

1. Roshi, he blew up the moon and then beat Goku...

2. Jiraiya, forgot about that membership card thing...

Thu May 15, 2008 5:31 pm

1. Roshi.

2. I don't know... Jiraiya?

How 'bout that episode in Dragon Ball where Roshi shrunk himself (don't remember how, though) and hid in the bathroom when Bulma was about to use it. :lol:

Fri May 16, 2008 1:54 pm

Plaything wrote:1. Roshi.

2. I don't know... Jiraiya?

How 'bout that episode in Dragon Ball where Roshi shrunk himself (don't remember how, though) and hid in the bathroom when Bulma was about to use it.

The main thing here is that Roshi never really seeks out the girls. If the opportunity arises, he siezes it but he never goes out of his way. He's content with watching his exercise shows.

Jiraiya though, actively seeks out women, often placing it before a mission...

That's my reasoning anyway.

Fri May 16, 2008 3:26 pm

Thanatos Prime wrote:
Plaything wrote:1. Roshi.

2. I don't know... Jiraiya?

How 'bout that episode in Dragon Ball where Roshi shrunk himself (don't remember how, though) and hid in the bathroom when Bulma was about to use it.

The main thing here is that Roshi never really seeks out the girls. If the opportunity arises, he siezes it but he never goes out of his way. He's content with watching his exercise shows.

Jiraiya though, actively seeks out women, often placing it before a mission...

That's my reasoning anyway.

But, Jiraiya has to seek them out because they didn't have television when he lived.

Fri May 16, 2008 6:32 pm

Predaprince wrote:
Thanatos Prime wrote:
Plaything wrote:1. Roshi.

2. I don't know... Jiraiya?

How 'bout that episode in Dragon Ball where Roshi shrunk himself (don't remember how, though) and hid in the bathroom when Bulma was about to use it.

The main thing here is that Roshi never really seeks out the girls. If the opportunity arises, he siezes it but he never goes out of his way. He's content with watching his exercise shows.

Jiraiya though, actively seeks out women, often placing it before a mission...

That's my reasoning anyway.

But, Jiraiya has to seek them out because they didn't have television when he lived.

I thought they did. They have everything else modern in that world. I could have sworn I've seen a television.

Still that show is probably on only one-half hour a day, and for the other 23.5 hours, he's pretty content. The farthest Roshi's ever gotten is coping a feel...

Boy this thread is getting dirty...

News Credits: 2 · Fri May 16, 2008 7:47 pm

Thanatos Prime wrote:
Predaprince wrote:But, Jiraiya has to seek them out because they didn't have television when he lived.

I thought they did. They have everything else modern in that world. I could have sworn I've seen a television.

They do. During the Chunin exams, Anko and her team used VHS tapes to measure progress.

Fri May 16, 2008 8:15 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Thanatos Prime wrote:
Predaprince wrote:But, Jiraiya has to seek them out because they didn't have television when he lived.

I thought they did. They have everything else modern in that world. I could have sworn I've seen a television.

They do. During the Chunin exams, Anko and her team used VHS tapes to measure progress.

WOOHOO! NOT CRAZY!!

Now to eat some crayons....