Barney is armed with a steel baseball bat and the greatest weapon of all, LOVE!
Winnie the Pooh has a a pair of brass knuckles with his trump-card FRIENDSHIP!!!
Battle to the death, cage-match. NO-retreating, no teaming together. Two contestants enter the cage, one leaves. It's up to you to decide who the lucky one is.
Pooh vs. Barney
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Pooh vs. Barney
Posted by Armorock Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:32 pm
Motto:
"I would like to negotiate your surrender!"
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney
Posted by Predaprince Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:05 am
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Pooh wins because he can take serious punishment well.
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney
Posted by olokin Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:51 am
LOve won't save Barney. Pooh can beat that purple joke anytime.
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney
Posted by Thanatos Prime Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:23 pm
Barney looses because even if he could beat Pooh, Pooh's crew would beat him up later in a dark alley.
Pooh's hardcore like that...
Pooh's hardcore like that...
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney
Posted by Uniprimus Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:04 pm
What?
Of course Barney would win, cuz everyone knows he is secretly an assassin from hell.
Of course Barney would win, cuz everyone knows he is secretly an assassin from hell.
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney
Posted by Grimlock the Spartan Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:17 pm
Since they are both stuffed, Pooh's brass knuckles could rip open Barney much easier than a baseball bat. Go Pooh!
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney
Posted by Liege Evilmus Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:25 pm
Cant we call it a bloody twitching corpse draw with splintered bone piercing through flesh with muscle meat and gore draping the gagged edges of there once suportive frames...
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney
Posted by Psycho Warrior Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:54 am
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"Afternoon everybody."
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Pooh. Let's look at who they have for backup.
Barney has the deaf kid while Pooh has hyperactive tigger. Pooh PWNs Barney.
Barney has the deaf kid while Pooh has hyperactive tigger. Pooh PWNs Barney.
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney
Posted by snavej Fri Sep 29, 2023 12:05 pm
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"Follow your instincts and your common sense."
T. Rex beats bear. Barney wins.
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