Happy Easter everybody.
As we all know easter celebrates the beginning of spring and the resurrection of a certain messiah.
Of course I am talking about Zombie Jesus.
Today is the day when Jesus rose from the grave, being a Zombie he sought new-found power, in the form of the Egg of Power. He demanded it and craved the egg so he could become the ruler of the world.
Luckily there were some who knew this would happen. As a precaution they blocked Jesus' grave with a rock. But they also had a back-up plan. In case Zombie Jesus got out of his prison, they commanded everybody to take as many eggs as they could and color them in dyes.
Knowing the destruction that would come if Zombie Jesus were to ever find the egg of power. The people all colored their eggs to match the Egg of Power, and hid them. Zombie Jesus searched for the egg high and lower, never finding his prize, he retreated. The Egg of Power was safe, for now.
Every year Zombie Jesus returns to search for the Egg of Power, and each year we must do what we can to protect the secret of the Egg of Power by coloring eggs and hiding them, and by feasting on small marshmallowy chicks and bunnies, as it is Zombie Jesus' weakness.
So enjoy your Easter holiday, but remember, if Zombie Jesus shows up demanding the Egg of Power, be sure to have a few colored eggs on hand to throw him off.
Again, happy Easter everyone.
Happy Easter
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by TheMuffin » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:38 am
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I'm laughing so hard right now I'm risking a stroke or collapsed lung.
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by Hotrod » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:45 am
I agree with Nightwatcher! I can hardly type because I am laughing so hard. This is the post of the month 
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by Mkall » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:12 pm
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Very good Hugo. It took me a few minutes to calm down enough to type
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by Phaze » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:21 pm
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Damn it i spat my drink all over the screen laughing 
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by Nemesis_Apoc » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:04 pm
Jeez, that may as well be the story of easter considering how commercial it is now. Just look at what they did to Christmas too. Dude, that's funny n stuff, but it still rings truth which is sad if ya think about it. The american populace has destroyed the big 2 Christian holidays with all that commercial sh*t.
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by Venomous Prime » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:20 pm
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That was one of the funniest things I have read in so long.
I seriously can't stop laughing
I seriously can't stop laughing
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by Barricade » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:50 pm
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hugo you forgot to add Starburst Jelly Beans and Cadbury Creme Eggs =)(which i gotta say ever since Hershey bought Cadbury out thier Creme Eggs have tasted like crap)............ YAY FOR PRODUCT PLACEMENT!!!!
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by Tweezy » Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:38 pm
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If you think about it though. there is no real way of telling the nationality, or religion of anyone on this board. One might appear to be Christian. But it could just as well be a facade. We take a risk by posting our humor and opinions online. It's a risk well worth taking don't you think? And people are bound to be insulted eventually, that's life. I doubt that any of these jokes were meant to be a serious insult, or shot at the Jesus. And they should be taken as such.
as for Jesus Rising from the dead, I have one thing to say on this matter...
HIDE THE EGGS!!!
as for Jesus Rising from the dead, I have one thing to say on this matter...
HIDE THE EGGS!!!
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