The Energon Pub

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I got the buzz-saw, a completely original melee-type cutting tool/weapon, that is, in no way, taken from any other horror FPS ever.

Surely you can use it to replace your severed possessed left hand. That would be very very original too!

No...but it can seriously mess up pretty much anything I can touch with it. (A zombie that could take two or three shotgun shots goes down in under a second)

Groovy.

[Shadowman]

No...but it can seriously mess up pretty much anything I can touch with it. (A zombie that could take two or three shotgun shots goes down in under a second)

Groovy.

It's great, since if I was ever low on health and ammo, I'd usually have to mad-dash past everything. My nightstick (Analogous to the Crowbar from Half-Life or the Wrench from BioShock), wouldn't do enough damage to count.

Exteel:
Got $10 worth of NCcoins, and bought stuff:

Bastion Mech (A very Prime-looking mech)
Homing Laser (A skill for the Laser Wing; a zany light show that can do some good damage to one guy)
Shine Break (A skill for the Cannon; smack a guy, jump, slam down, shoot him)

With all of that, I made about 50% Xp, and 5000 credits.

[The Happy Locust]

Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Ran some more single-player. Took Link through all-star mode and took Dedede through classic. I must say I'm not a fan of Dedede's playstyle. His moves are way too slow and I couldn't hit a thing. I don't believe in tiers but Dedede falls all the way at the bottom. I do better with Olimar.

[Shadowman]

Exteel:
Ranked up to Master Sergeant. Currently equipped with:

"Blue Hawk"
Bastion
Shield+Iron curtain
Particle Blade-C x2 (That's right, I gave it basic Gundam equipment. Someone get me a guy in a mask!)
Laser Wing jetpack
Homing Laser skill

"Big Blue"
Jaywalker
Tommy Striker-C x2
Blitz Rocket Launcher-C
Sonic Boomer jetpack
Fatal Cry skill

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Link's Awakening DX [GBC]:
Found 11 Shells, still not enough. Trying to find my way to the dungeon behind the waterfall.

[Ninja Sixshot]

Mario Kart Wii
got all 1st place 50 cc trophies a few days ago.

Super Smash Brawl
all im doing now is trying to get/make trophies.

[Shadowman]

Dementium: The Ward:
Chapter 8: The Flashback. This is actually a ridiculously short level once you know where to go. Run through a few rooms, dodging or killing enemies, then grab a gramophone record, run to the first room, put the record on the record player, listen to the absurdly creepy backwards-voice as it shows you in an old room next to a dead chick while the creepy girl you see earlier runs away screaming.

Oh, it gets better.

The room after is the boss: An entire goddamn room. Okay, sort of. The room is glowing green, so I don't need my flashlight. There are these giant spiked "Lady parts" (the best description I can give) lining the room, spitting out those worm things I hate. I have to shoot the...I'm out of PG-13 words...to kill the boss. The worms get to me before I can finish it.

That is messed up.

[Shadowman]

Dementium: The Ward:
Chapter 13: The Door with No Handle. Couldn't I just ram it, or shoot the hinges off?

Contra 4:
I dunno why, but I got really addicted to this in the past few days. (I've had it for a while now) I cleared easy mode, and unlocked Challenge Mode. Beating a few of those, I unlocked the Original Contra and Super C for the NES.

[1337W422102]

GTA San Andreas [PC]:
Using up all of my ammo to pad my Criminal Rating since I'm going to lose all of my weapons on my next mission. Just passed 30k - Hawg mark. The 1-Sniper-Round-To-Take-Down-A-Chopper Rule's working like a charm.

Link's Awakening DX [GBC]:
Killed the half-way boss (the one that leaves the portal for you), went to go buy some medicine and trade stuff. That furry made me send a letter to the Mr. Write guy and it put a photo of Princess Peach, trying to pass Peach off as her. When the guy visits her hoping to nail Peach and finds out his penpal's a dirty furry, I'm going to laugh.

Traded the pineapple for a flower, the flower for a letter, and the letter for a broom.

[The Happy Locust]

Guitar Hero III
Got a friend and hit co-op again. Made it to the prison tour.

[Shadowman]

Contra 4:
Unlocked the Probotector...That is a terrible name for a robot!

[The Happy Locust]

Contra 4:
Unlocked the Probotector...That is a terrible name for a robot!

Agreed, but apparently the term Contra had a negative connotation back in the 80's and to get past violence ratings, European producers needed something less graphic. So instead of hired guns, now it's machines protecting the world. Hence, Probotectors.

[1337W422102]

Contra 4:
Unlocked the Probotector...That is a terrible name for a robot!

Agreed, but apparently the term Contra had a negative connotation back in the 80's and to get past violence ratings, European producers needed something less graphic. So instead of hired guns, now it's machines protecting the world. Hence, Probotectors.

The censor-friendly version of Contra was crazy. I loved Probotector, Contra with mechs FTW!

[Psycho Warrior]

FF12 PS2
Well I used a gameshark to get all the Gil I'd ever need and get rid of a lot of grind. I just beat Vossler who betrayed me on the Leviathan.

[Shadowman]

Contra 4:
Unlocked the Probotector...That is a terrible name for a robot!

Agreed, but apparently the term Contra had a negative connotation back in the 80's and to get past violence ratings, European producers needed something less graphic. So instead of hired guns, now it's machines protecting the world. Hence, Probotectors.

To be fair, the Contras were not very friendly people.

[Binaltech Bombshell]

GTA IV

Completed stealing vehicles for Brucie, got a new girlfriend from LoveMeet, and did some work for Elizabeta.

[Thyunda]

To be fair, the Contras were not very friendly people.

And to Brits, I don't think the Probos were very friendly either. Just in case you didn't know, probo is a word people use to describe members of the Irish Republican Army.

[Shadowman]

To be fair, the Contras were not very friendly people.

And to Brits, I don't think the Probos were very friendly either. Just in case you didn't know, probo is a word people use to describe members of the Irish Republican Army.

Huh. I had assumed They just added the term Robo into Protector, and got pROBOtector.

Now I know! And knowing is half the battle!

[1337W422102]

To be fair, the Contras were not very friendly people.

And to Brits, I don't think the Probos were very friendly either. Just in case you didn't know, probo is a word people use to describe members of the Irish Republican Army.

Huh. I had assumed They just added the term Robo into Protector, and got pROBOtector.

Now I know! And knowing is half the battle!

Yo Joe!

Link's Awakening DX [GBC]:
Got the 4th instrument, I guess that means I'm halfway through the game. Currently bringing the ghost back to his grave.

[Binaltech Bombshell]

GTA IV

Completed "The Snow Storm" mission for Elizabeta, and discovered my initial misgivings about Michelle were on the money. Turns out she works with the Feds and has been using Niko's "talents" for the government's own ends.

[1337W422102]

GTA IV

Completed "The Snow Storm" mission for Elizabeta, and discovered my initial misgivings about Michelle were on the money. Turns out she works with the Feds and has been using Niko's "talents" for the government's own ends.

Then he will beat her, and kill her!
/SNL_Weekend-Update_GTAIV-Sketch

[Binaltech Bombshell]

GTA IV

Completed "The Snow Storm" mission for Elizabeta, and discovered my initial misgivings about Michelle were on the money. Turns out she works with the Feds and has been using Niko's "talents" for the government's own ends.

Then he will beat her, and kill her!
/SNL_Weekend-Update_GTAIV-Sketch

He came pretty close to doing just that. After killing a bunch of dealers and evading a N.O.O.S.E. police unit with a duffel of coke on his back, the broad tells Niko the only reason he and Little Jacob aren't in jail is cause Niko's "useful". Niko's exact words: "You f***ing bitch." Me, I want to take her out for one last date, one that ends with her staying with the car as it plunges into the river.

[1337W422102]

GTA IV

Completed "The Snow Storm" mission for Elizabeta, and discovered my initial misgivings about Michelle were on the money. Turns out she works with the Feds and has been using Niko's "talents" for the government's own ends.

Then he will beat her, and kill her!
/SNL_Weekend-Update_GTAIV-Sketch

He came pretty close to doing just that. After killing a bunch of dealers and evading a N.O.O.S.E. police unit with a duffel of coke on his back, the broad tells Niko the only reason he and Little Jacob aren't in jail is cause Niko's "useful". Niko's exact words: "You f***ing bitch." Me, I want to take her out for one last date, one that ends with her staying with the car as it plunges into the river.

Heh heh, nice. It's the only way they'll learn.

[Shadowman]

Contra 4:
Cleared a crap-ton of Challenges, and unlocked an interview with one of the producers, Lucia (Hot cyborg chick), and a Contra II comic with Bill and Lance (Another terrible name!) killing aliens.

[The Happy Locust]

Bully
Completed art class, moved to level 2 in photo and beat level 4 in Gym class.
Story-wise, cleared chapter 2 by defeating the Preppies and putting them in their place. Now its wintertime, that means helping defending drunken santas from punk kids through the use of snowballs, which I did.