Now, I'm sure I could probably figure out how to put the armor on without any instructions, but I wanted to do it carefully and "by the book" in order to not damage anything on my first try. I'm sure I could reverse engineer the proper transformation from a photo of the finished product, except the only one in the booklet is the size of a postage stamp! You can tell that this thing was designed by the same culture that developed the finger-trap

Don't get me wrong: I'm a huge fan of FansProject and I love this product so far. I just wish the instruction booklet had less comic and more instruction. I feel like I'm trying to decipher Linear B or something.
Anyway, I'm off to find one of the ten thousand photos of this thing online so that I can finish what I started.