The Energon Pub

by **Zombie Starscream** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:44 pm

If you you could have any of your toys or figures become real, who or what would you have become real? If I had them, I would have maybe some of the Decepticons and Autobots become real. Also a Darth Maul.

Though any figures that became real, would still be the size of the toy they once were. I got this idea from that movie "Indian in the Cupboard" and I thought the kid in it was lucky to be able to do that. The Decepticons I would have become real would be G1 Megs and Starscream, and some of the other ones from G1. And maybe the Constructicons. The Autobots would be Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Bumblebee and a few others.

News Credits: 10 · by **Agamemnon** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:50 pm

Well I was going to say that someday I hope to own a cab-over semi painted like Optimus and a sports car designed and painted like G1 Hot Rod, but I see you had something else in mind.

I would avoid Decepticons. I'd like to get some sleep and I get the feeling that Galvatron, Cyclonus, and Starscream might make that tough...

by **Nemesis_Apoc** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:07 pm

Definately one of the bots like Baster or some of those new Real Gear figs. Oh, and Relfector. I mean, it's already a life-size object, and then it transforms. So, you'd have a real working boombox or camera and it transformers into your own personal assistant! That'd be cool.

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:44 pm

Nemesis_Apoc wrote:Definately one of the bots like Baster or some of those new Real Gear figs. Oh, and Relfector. I mean, it's already a life-size object, and then it transforms. So, you'd have a real working boombox or camera and it transformers into your own personal assistant! That'd be cool.

Better hope you have a very large apartment.

Id love a real Megatron. Orange cap THAT!
But Jazz would be better, ive always wanted a Porshe no matter what Clarkson says about them.

News Credits: 1 · by **Operation Ravage** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:06 pm

I wouldn't make my toys real even if I could. Could you imagine?

Bumblebee: "Operation Ravage, save me! There's Decepticons trying to kidnap me!"

Me: "Shut the hell up, I'm trying to play Xbox and drink beer, for f*ck's sake."

News Credits: 1 · by **Windracer** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:17 pm

I shall resist my inner rabid fangirl and avoid saying the obvious answer (besides, he's a Decepticon and last I checked; humans and 'Cons don't mix)...

Other than that:

First off, Minicon Nightscream. He's a dragon. A small dragon. He could fit in my house! ... Might have to invest in a couple dozen fire extinguishers and a Minicon dictionary beforehand, though...

Cybertron Red Alert. I want a Dodge Magnum, dangummit, and if it were able to turn into one of my top fave TF characters it would kick copious amounts of ass.

Cybertron Wing Saber. No more buying plane tickets, and I bet he'd be a hoot to hang around.

And the Movie Cellphonebot. C'mon. Being able to turn into a teeny robot is wayyyy more entertaining than text messaging... XD

by **Godmodule** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:24 pm

I'd have a Gundam army and work on my plans for global domination.

by **prehistoryanimal** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:18 am

great thread

i'd prolly have my bootleg dinobots come to life just to hear their tale.. but they might speak chinese

by **Valandar** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:31 am

For safety's sake, I'd stick with Autobots. Definitely MP Prime and Cybertron Prime, plus Classics Jetfire, Ultra Magnus, and Cliffjumper, and the three Energon Aerialbots I have (the blue A-10 and both 'triangle' jets). Oh, and purely to watch the fun the cats would have, Classics Grimmy.

News Credits: 38 · by **Sunstar** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:25 am

Starscream! Hell yeah!!! Fly around in him, terroise the supermarket. use null rays against loud music!

News Credits: 4 · by **General Magnus** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:30 am

Ravage would be a nice one.

Would be great if someone tries to mess with me.

"Be carefull, or i will call my kitty!"

"So call it!"

"Sick´em ravage!"

Ratrapp would be a nice roombuddy

Apelinq too since he is a scient and could help with my schoolwork and perhpas won some nobel prize.

And Dinobot, so i can be traned in hand to hand combat by the best.

Rotorbolt for some silence recon missions

News Credits: 1 · by **Danish-Liokaiser** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:36 pm

Think it should be my new Cybertron Megatron, with that creamy voice you really have someone too talk with

by **Zombie Starscream** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:40 pm

Sunstar wrote:Starscream! Hell yeah!!! Fly around in him, terroise the supermarket. use null rays against loud music!

Yeah, having him would totally rock! :grin:

News Credits: 1 · by **unicron129** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:04 pm

Fort Max. Game Over. My own City? Are you kidding me? That would be amazing! I mean what could be better than a transforming city? Plus it can fly!

by **Valandar** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:40 am

Umm, remember, guys... he said they stay the same size they are now as toys. Think of "Small Soldiers" and the like.

by **TENIME_art** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:42 am

Keep in mind, he said the original toy size. Don't see many people being able to fit inside a jet or city that can fit in your hands or on your desk.

Also, bringing any Decepticons to life wouldn't be too smart. You're human. They hate you. And G1 Megatron!? You want to be shot in the chest fifty times by a Walther that hates your species!? No thanks.

Not to mention Darth Maul'd slice you up. It may be a tad longer than a toothpick, but a lightsaber's a lightsaber. Goodbye fingers!

If you want to remain unmolested, I'd only bring heroes, good guys to life, 3"-6" or not...

News Credits: 3 · by **wavelength** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:38 am

dinoforced rairyu and yokuryu (stegasaurus and pteradactyl shells respectavely) i don't own them but meh. and they are inarticulate enough to be easily neuteralised. plus they like humans. see the end of victory. though i wqould also go for real gear longview, and infuse him with my own personality. he is that awesome!

News Credits: 1 · by **Fang Wolf** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:25 am

I'd take G1 Thundercracker, remember, he is not evil, he just does what he does because Meg's makes him. Also he hates Starscream, like I do.

by **Zombie Starscream** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:00 am

True, in real life I wouldn't make a Darth Maul toy real, even if I could, as he has not just the saberstaff but nasty Force powers too. :shock:

If I had the Decepticons, I would make sure they were in something they really couldn't get out of, but being intelligent they would probably find a way. :sad:

It would make a good fanfic though.

News Credits: 15 · by **Ravage XK** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:38 am

If I could make any of my toys real it would have to be my old Big Trak. Would love to thunder around the Kent countryside in the giant 6 wheeler.

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:22 pm

Jazz, Blaster, Shockwave (flying space gun, WOOOO!!!)
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, Hotrod and Ironhide. And reflector. And Soundwave.

That would be sooooooooooo cool.

Awww heck, and Megatron. We all love him after all.
And I'd laugh at him trying to kick my ass. I could just unscrew his head.

by **Vile MK III** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:41 pm

Oh, this is easy...G1 Megatron and Shockwave. :grin:

Fire power baby!

by **Swerve** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:02 am

I'd pick Soundwave. How cool would that be to have a tape player?

by **Zombie Starscream** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:19 pm

Lord Crump wrote:Jazz, Blaster, Shockwave (flying space gun, WOOOO!!!)
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, Hotrod and Ironhide. And reflector. And Soundwave.

That would be sooooooooooo cool.

Awww heck, and Megatron. We all love him after all.
And I'd laugh at him trying to kick my ass. I could just unscrew his head.

LOL! His head can be unscrewed? That is the funniest thing I had ever heard! Just watch he doesn't bite you when you do it. :lol:

I just had this funny image in my mind: Somebody chasing after Megs and shouting, "Come'eer ya little shrimp! You had this coming for a long while! (Grabs little running Megs and starts unscrewing his head. Megs has a mad open-mouthed expression on his face as his head is being turned) I know, I'm weird. :grin:

by **homelessjunkeon** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:10 pm

Armada Unicron. I'd have him fly to the fridge to get me a brew, and when I'm done he can eat the can. Just need to replace him before he gets too big to put back in the cupboard, or he might actually destroy the world.