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This one has been bugging me. Who would win in a fight? Indiana Jones or Han Solo?

Han Solo.



He's got his magical det packs.

Well lets boil it down.

Sidekicks

Han Solo - Chewbacca
Indiana Jones - Short Round

Winner: Han

Weapons
Han - Blaster
Indy - Whip

Winner: Han

Love Interest
Han: Leia
Indy: Whoever

Winner: Indy

Villians
Han: Vader, Boba Fett, Empire
Indy: Natives, Nazis

Winner: Han

I'd say Han wins.

Han Solo would take Indy.

I think Sidekicks should Go to Indy. Chewy can't speak English.

Senor Hugo wrote:Well lets boil it down.
Love Interest
Han: Leia
Indy: Whoever

Winner: Indy

i'd have to say that han would win this one too... especially if we're talking rotj.

Senor Hugo wrote:Well lets boil it down.

Sidekicks

Han Solo - Chewbacca
Indiana Jones - Short Round

Winner: Han (Agree)

Weapons
Han - Blaster
Indy - Whip

Winner: Han (Disagree; Indy uses whip to slash blaster out of Han's hands and then ties him up)

Love Interest
Han: Leia
Indy: Whoever

Winner: Indy (Agree)

Villians
Han: Vader, Boba Fett, Empire
Indy: Natives, Nazis

Winner: Han (Agree)

I'd say Han wins.

So with my change of weapons to Indy's victory, I call it a tie and the universe shall still exist.

Predaprince wrote:

Senor Hugo wrote:Well lets boil it down.

Sidekicks

Han Solo - Chewbacca
Indiana Jones - Short Round

Winner: Han (Agree)

Weapons
Han - Blaster
Indy - Whip

Winner: Han (Disagree; Indy uses whip to slash blaster out of Han's hands and then ties him up)

Love Interest
Han: Leia
Indy: Whoever

Winner: Indy (Agree)

Villians
Han: Vader, Boba Fett, Empire
Indy: Natives, Nazis

Winner: Han (Agree)

I'd say Han wins.

So with my change of weapons to Indy's victory, I call it a tie and the universe shall still exist.

Ah, but Han is a very quick shot with the blaster. While with the whip you actually need a second or two to do anything with the whip.

Ummm, Indy packs more then just a whip. He always keeps his revolver handy as well. That's why whenever he gets into a situation where he has to fight some big, giant amazingly talented melee weapon guy he just pulls out his .38 and shoots him in the face.

Plus Indiana is light years ahead of Han in hand to hand. Plus whoever said Han should get the love interest is nuts. Umm, Elsa, hello? Only a million times hotter than Fisher could ever hope for during her prime and that's including me imagining her with over-sized fake breasts to compensate.

And you could argue Indy's sidekick is Sean Connery and Dom Deluise. Sean Connery > Chewie any day. Plus Han was cool enough to warrant three films dedicated entirely to his character, was he?

Indy!

Han's dead

Han was killed off by an unstable white male unleashed by SJWs.

Indy was killed off by SJWs sidelining him and bringing in Phoebe Waller-Bridge to antagonise him.

Now, we only have an ancient Harrison Ford who is no longer allowed to drive the Falcon because he might hurt himself again.