T-man5000 wrote:I know I made a review before, but I just wanna narrow what bothered me the most. Indeed it was a good movie filled with action, but just felt empty without knowing the Transformers (other than Optimus and BB). I just wanna see it become like one of the new Batman movies(i'm not comparing it to batman) where you have both a great story line and action-packed movie. I don't know why, but I think the Third movie has the potential to make people speechless( in a good way), kinda like Lord of the Rings. I really think Bay and Co.(I know I sound crazy) can make a movie that make has a solid plot and continues with their awesome action and visual for the next movie. All's I suggest is to leave the writers to do their job with the help of Speilberg and leave Bay to all the action and directing to the movie next time.
I hear yah man but I just don't think that will ever happen with Bay at the helm.
It would be awsome to have Christipher Nolan or hell I'd even take that guy that did 300 and The Watchmen take over the TF franchise... I guess we can dream. Funny thing is I don't see that out of the realm of possibility with all the dough the movies are bringing in. If this incarnation of TF movies dies out after 3 films I could definatly see hollywood brining it back 10 years down the line. Lets face it the film indestry isn't exactly overflowing with fresh new ideas.
Now for my review
I like ROTF a lot, probably about the exact same as the first one. The Action/fight sequences were THE MOST BAD ASS thing I have seen in any movie. We got that old school Megatron/Starscream dynamic along with Soundwave(liked the satalite idea) and Devastator(Big dumb lumbering behemoth liked that too).
My complaints of the film are not the hummping,I've got 2 dogs who hump quiet often and I still find it kinda funny...maybe I'm just immiture like that.
They're not the sexual innuendo, the swearing or the horrible plot(I saw the first one and completely expected it again).
They're not Devastator's balls, I found that to be hillarious and the most perfectly timmed thing in the movie. It also looked to me like its just kinda where the wrecking balls ended up after the combine/transformation and ol' Dev had no clue what that looks like to fleshlings.
So what are my complaints?
My biggest complaint is Megan Fox's lipps. Just stop Meg please, stop shooting that crap into your face. And don't even think about doing anything else to yourself, your perfect please stop.
Second biggest complaint was the Overpowered Optimus vs the weak not evil enough Decpticons. This was the OP I wanted to see when I was 9 and went to the animated movie, he absolutly wrecked Decpticon ass in this movie. He made Megatron shoot himself in the face with his own arm cannon for crying out loud...ok maybe this isn't really a complaint.
Other random comlaints that didn't really stop me from enjoying the movie.
Sam's roomate=complete wast of screen time.
The Twins...what they said and how they said it didn't bother me, I found them mildly funny a few times. It was those damn ugly, big eared, buck-toothed and Bug-eyed faces that ruined them completely. You give them better heads and most people would have enjoyed them more, maybe even liked them. You also woudn't have all this racist/jar-jar crap going on.
Sam....he was very likable in the fist movie everybody could relate to him. In this one he's a jerk, he won't tell his super hot girlfreind how he feels, he stands her up to go to a frat party and he cheats on her with an anarexic alien robot. He's just as bad almost worse to Bumblebee. Sam tries to shoo him off when he goes away to school and then spends the rest of the movie screeming at him like a miss-behaving dog.
But all in all I enjoyed the film and will be going to see it again in the theater.
Thank you if you read this.
BRB My dogs just pooped.
"The eyes are the groin of the head."