Paris Hilton is "Rescued" by Movie Ratchet
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by Justicity » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:26 pm
I love how the article-writer didn't even realise it was a prop from the TF movie "[Paris] poses next to a fire department search and rescue vehicle" XD and I though Paris was dumb!
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by Stress » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:43 pm
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This is sickening, since when did this world become such a slut house..... i serously think unicron should come here to have some fun....but then again i can go to the gun store too 
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by UnitedJazz » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:49 pm
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Nuts wrote:shes such an ugly whore!
Totally agree, that why I like the South Park episode where they show the real Paris Hilton.
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by Skowl » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:57 pm
So... like... did Ratchet rescue her or something?
... because I thought the Autobots were supposed to be the good guys. Only a Decepticon would unleash that kind of whore... *cough* sorry, I mean horror, on humanity.
... because I thought the Autobots were supposed to be the good guys. Only a Decepticon would unleash that kind of whore... *cough* sorry, I mean horror, on humanity.
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by UltraPrimal » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:01 pm
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OMG, you had me scared that that bitch was in the movie!
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by UnitedJazz » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:10 pm
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I don't hope so in the future too. 
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by City Commander » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:23 pm
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lol they must be REAL dumb not to see that big ol bot symbol there.
What a whore she is. I hope her 'condition' is causing her great pain.
What a whore she is. I hope her 'condition' is causing her great pain.
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by Brakethrough » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:30 pm
Don't let her in, Ratchet! You don't know where she's been!
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by Skowl » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:39 pm
Be careful Ratchet, Paris Hilton's been around. I hear she collects these little guys...
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by 1337W422102 » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:42 pm
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by Fireblast » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:48 pm
Sigh...
I hate our country's law system. I mean celebrities and politicians commit crimes and the judges let them walk because they are famous. And the funny thing is they let her out because she wasn't eating the food the jail served her! I mean, that's spoiled if all you eat is a fancy dinner. Why can't Ratchet step on her? It would do America a favor!
I hate our country's law system. I mean celebrities and politicians commit crimes and the judges let them walk because they are famous. And the funny thing is they let her out because she wasn't eating the food the jail served her! I mean, that's spoiled if all you eat is a fancy dinner. Why can't Ratchet step on her? It would do America a favor!
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by Cheetron » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:49 pm
So Ratchet was a Decepticon after all.
Robots in disguise indeed!
Robots in disguise indeed!
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by 1337W422102 » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:58 pm
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trent hughes wrote:that looks shopped.
O rly?
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by kirbenvost » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:09 pm
Dammit, is it too much to ask that she spend 23 days in relative misery? 
Apparently so.
Apparently so.
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by Fireblast » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:10 pm
1337W422102 wrote:trent hughes wrote:that looks shopped.
O rly?
DAMN!
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by mangatron » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:37 pm
trent hughes wrote:that looks shopped.
This is old news. This photo was released the day the MTV awards was on TV. I dl'ed this photo that very same day.
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by opjet » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:42 pm
Ratchet ironhide
transform and roll out
and destroy Paris Hilton
Ratchet: yes you've got it
Ironhide: well ive bin around this block far to many times
and all ive got say for this matter letsd kick her but
ratchet pass me a cybertron beer
Ratchet: got it
Ironhide; yeah ha lets kick some slut
chops
transform and roll out
and destroy Paris Hilton
Ratchet: yes you've got it
Ironhide: well ive bin around this block far to many times
and all ive got say for this matter letsd kick her but
ratchet pass me a cybertron beer
Ratchet: got it
Ironhide; yeah ha lets kick some slut
chops
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by Blozor » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:53 pm
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Hey! Even if she is an utter waste of human flesh, Ratchet still cares about her drug problems/alcoholism/STDs/eating disorders. It's what he does. =)
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by skywarp-2 » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:20 pm
Well,
Darn it!!! Just remember to wipe off the leather seats with clorox wipes, they kill 99% of germs and bacteria, in Ratchet after you drop her off......
Does she always have to get her Booty all over everything????
Darn it!!! Just remember to wipe off the leather seats with clorox wipes, they kill 99% of germs and bacteria, in Ratchet after you drop her off......
Does she always have to get her Booty all over everything????
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