Nemesis Maximo wrote:Hellscream9999 wrote:Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:I still don't understand.
You should consult Nemesis Maximo if you're still confused, he knows exactly what's goin' on at all times

lemme help you out, DS.
If reason exists, then Kevin Bacon must also exist. Reason does not exist. Therefore, The Cake is a lie. Reason does not equal Kevin Bacon.
If I say someone must have a gift, they must be given a thing. I say Hellscream must have a gift. Therefore, Hellscream is given a grapefruit. Therefore, Country music does not count.
I define Pie to be X. Since I can conceive of X, X must exist. Therefore, Pie exists.
I can conceive of a perfection. One of the qualities of perfection is existence. Therefore, Dwayne Johnson exists. Dwayne Johnson equals The Rock. Through the Commutative Property of Addition, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson = “The Johnson Rock” Dwayne. Therefore, this is all proven correct.
Necessary is either necessary or unnecessary. Since Necessary is not unnecessary, necessary must be necessary. Therefore, Pie.
Check out the giraffe. Isn't it really f***ing bizzare? God must have been a little high when he made them. Fo shizzle my dizzle.
Trust me, this all works.