The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

Remind me to never go over to your place PW.

That makes 2 of us.

I'm willing to invest in that property. Once they figure out how to keep plants and animals alive there, it's going to be a prime piece of real estate... in about 2 to 3.5 millions years.

Nice to know I have some friends. Say Locust you mid if I crash at your place? the asbestos shipment I got caused my homes to be invested with super roaches. Think I could crash on your couch for a week?

[The Happy Locust]

That makes 2 of us.

I'm willing to invest in that property. Once they figure out how to keep plants and animals alive there, it's going to be a prime piece of real estate... in about 2 to 3.5 millions years.

Nice to know I have some friends. Say Locust you mid if I crash at your place? the asbestos shipment I got caused my homes to be invested with super roaches. Think I could crash on your couch for a week?

I would, but the couch suddenly grew eyes and seven legs and crawled to a better neighborhood.

[Psycho Warrior]

I'm willing to invest in that property. Once they figure out how to keep plants and animals alive there, it's going to be a prime piece of real estate... in about 2 to 3.5 millions years.

Nice to know I have some friends. Say Locust you mid if I crash at your place? the asbestos shipment I got caused my homes to be invested with super roaches. Think I could crash on your couch for a week?

I would, but the couch suddenly grew eyes and seven legs and crawled to a better neighborhood.

sounds like what halo told me when I asked her. Only she said if I came near her house she'd give me candy, and by candy I mean bullets.

[Halo]

sounds like what halo told me when I asked her. Only she said if I came near her house she'd give me candy, and by candy I mean bullets.

Hey, if you for seriously came by my house, I'd probably feed you and we'd play hours of video games. I'm nice like that.

[The Happy Locust]

sounds like what halo told me when I asked her. Only she said if I came near her house she'd give me candy, and by candy I mean bullets.

Hey, if you for seriously came by my house, I'd probably feed you and we'd play hours of video games. I'm nice like that.

ROAD TRIP!!!

[Psycho Warrior]

sounds like what halo told me when I asked her. Only she said if I came near her house she'd give me candy, and by candy I mean bullets.

Hey, if you for seriously came by my house, I'd probably feed you and we'd play hours of video games. I'm nice like that.

... you've made me a friend for life.

[The Happy Locust]

sounds like what halo told me when I asked her. Only she said if I came near her house she'd give me candy, and by candy I mean bullets.

Hey, if you for seriously came by my house, I'd probably feed you and we'd play hours of video games. I'm nice like that.

... you've made me a friend for life.

*Locust and his apprentice, PW, sneak around in front of Halo's house. They eye odd markings on her fence.*

Locust: These here are hobo markin's. They tell you if a place is safe or not. This one means "Good viddles". This one means "sexy daughter". And this one means... "MASS HOBO GRAVE IN CELLAR!?"

*A familiar green robed figure ferries a bag of unknown contents to the trash can.*

Keep running and don't stop until you've passed the state line three times.

[Psycho Warrior]

Did the site hiccup again?

[Halo]

It totally did because I totally posted something before you. And now, it's LePOOF.

[Psycho Warrior]

It totally did because I totally posted something before you. And now, it's LePOOF.

Now... back to building my robot hobos or 'Robos'.

[Halo]

Guuuuuuh...I've been washing cars for 4 hours. I'm all wet and sudsy.

[The Happy Locust]

Guuuuuuh...I've been washing cars for 4 hours. I'm all wet and sudsy.

Really... just really... Lines like that are so easy I can't even be bothered to reply wittily to them. Okay, I just can't think straight for some reason. I think I need to lay down...

[Psycho Warrior]

Guuuuuuh...I've been washing cars for 4 hours. I'm all wet and sudsy.

My innuendo systems have just overloaded.

[Halo]

Guuuuuuh...I've been washing cars for 4 hours. I'm all wet and sudsy.

My innuendo systems have just overloaded.

Good. It was actually what I was aiming for.

[Psycho Warrior]

Guuuuuuh...I've been washing cars for 4 hours. I'm all wet and sudsy.

My innuendo systems have just overloaded.

Good. It was actually what I was aiming for.

... damn you're good at manipulation.

[Halo]

My innuendo systems have just overloaded.

Good. It was actually what I was aiming for.

... damn you're good at manipulation.

I'm like a 9 dan black belt at it.

[Psycho Warrior]

I'm like a 9 dan black belt at it.

I'm about that level in the disgusting fu dojo.

[Halo]

I'm like a 9 dan black belt at it.

I'm about that level in the disgusting fu dojo.

Together, we're Team Awesome!!!

[Psycho Warrior]

I'm like a 9 dan black belt at it.

I'm about that level in the disgusting fu dojo.

Together, we're Team Awesome!!!

So long as we're not in each other's company for more than 10 minutes. Any more and we become Team angry lady and toothless guy.

[The Happy Locust]

I'm about that level in the disgusting fu dojo.

Together, we're Team Awesome!!!

So long as we're not in each other's company for more than 10 minutes. Any more and we become Team angry lady and toothless guy.

Shouldn't there be a law that all angry ladies must wear revealing leather clothing?

*suddenly images Dr. Laura and Gloria Alred in same getup. *



On second thought, I retract my statement.

[Psycho Warrior]

Shouldn't there be a law that all angry ladies must wear revealing leather clothing?

*suddenly images Dr. Laura and Gloria Alred in same getup. *



On second thought, I retract my statement.

*attempts ot purge images from his brain by scrubbing his brain with steel wool*

[Halo]

Shouldn't there be a law that all angry ladies must wear revealing leather clothing?

*suddenly images Dr. Laura and Gloria Alred in same getup. *



On second thought, I retract my statement.

*attempts ot purge images from his brain by scrubbing his brain with steel wool*

My brain is on fire.

[Nassuman!!]

My brain is on fire.

oh you too?

That's great!

It's been enflmaed for the last week ever since I dunked my head in gasoline.

Any suggestions on how to put it out?

[The Happy Locust]

My brain is on fire.

oh you too?

That's great!

It's been enflmaed for the last week ever since I dunked my head in gasoline.

Any suggestions on how to put it out?

if anything, I say let it keep burning. After a few days you'll look just like Ghost Rider. Just ask Randy.

*A flaming Randy with a burning skull runs by screaming.*

Amazing that the flames haven't reached his lungs yet.

[Psycho Warrior]

if anything, I say let it keep burning. After a few days you'll look just like Ghost Rider. Just ask Randy.

*A flaming Randy with a burning skull runs by screaming.*

Amazing that the flames haven't reached his lungs yet.

Then we need to speed it up. Or give him more suffering. *hangs Randy from his toes and forces him to watch 4kids shows*

I'm just getting started.