The Energon Pub

[Big_yellow_glasses]

I'm going to dance now... PW been drinking. again. *does the bat-tusi*

*films*

*documents in traditional National Geographic style*

Yes, the wily Psycho roams freely on these plains. Though this is the last of his kind, he still dances freely, hoping to attract a mate.

Thats still not as bad as YOUR documentary Locust...

[Psycho Warrior]

I'm going to dance now... PW been drinking. again. *does the bat-tusi*

*films*

*documents in traditional National Geographic style*

Yes, the wily Psycho roams freely on these plains. Though this is the last of his kind, he still dances freely, hoping to attract a mate.

Thats still not as bad as YOUR documentary Locust...

The Psycho danced until the intoxicants are out of his system... then he's left with a head ache.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

I'm going to dance now... PW been drinking. again. *does the bat-tusi*

*films*

*documents in traditional National Geographic style*

Yes, the wily Psycho roams freely on these plains. Though this is the last of his kind, he still dances freely, hoping to attract a mate.

Thats still not as bad as YOUR documentary Locust...

The Psycho danced until the intoxicants are out of his system... then he's left with a head ache.

And poachers find it easy to kill PWs in this dazed state, hence their small numbers

[Halo]

It's warm out. I'm happy.

[The Happy Locust]

It's warm out. I'm happy.

I guess that means we can ditch the robes.

*Locust molts out of a layer of skin*

refreshing.

[Tweezy]

It's warm out. I'm happy.

I guess that means we can ditch the robes.

*Locust molts out of a layer of skin*

refreshing.

Excellent! Now I can go outside without fear of turning into a popcicle!

[The Happy Locust]

It's warm out. I'm happy.

I guess that means we can ditch the robes.

*Locust molts out of a layer of skin*

refreshing.

Excellent! Now I can go outside without fear of turning into a popcicle!

Just remember that despite the temperate weather, clothing is still not an optional concept.

*Locust gets taken away by the boys in blue*

[Tweezy]

It's warm out. I'm happy.

I guess that means we can ditch the robes.

*Locust molts out of a layer of skin*

refreshing.

Excellent! Now I can go outside without fear of turning into a popcicle!

Just remember that despite the temperate weather, clothing is still not an optional concept.

*Locust gets taken away by the boys in blue*

Should've remembered your censor bar!

[The Happy Locust]

It's warm out. I'm happy.

I guess that means we can ditch the robes.

*Locust molts out of a layer of skin*

refreshing.

Excellent! Now I can go outside without fear of turning into a popcicle!

Just remember that despite the temperate weather, clothing is still not an optional concept.

*Locust gets taken away by the boys in blue*

Should've remembered your censor bar!

it fell off in the pool. Along with three boxers, two briefs, and a couple pairs of women's undergarments.... wow, I really must've been baked that night.

[Tweezy]

It's warm out. I'm happy.

I guess that means we can ditch the robes.

*Locust molts out of a layer of skin*

refreshing.

Excellent! Now I can go outside without fear of turning into a popcicle!

Just remember that despite the temperate weather, clothing is still not an optional concept.

*Locust gets taken away by the boys in blue*

Should've remembered your censor bar!

it fell off in the pool. Along with three boxers, two briefs, and a couple pairs of women's undergarments.... wow, I really must've been baked that night.

No kiddin!

[The Happy Locust]

It's warm out. I'm happy.

I guess that means we can ditch the robes.

*Locust molts out of a layer of skin*

refreshing.

Excellent! Now I can go outside without fear of turning into a popcicle!

Just remember that despite the temperate weather, clothing is still not an optional concept.

*Locust gets taken away by the boys in blue*

Should've remembered your censor bar!

it fell off in the pool. Along with three boxers, two briefs, and a couple pairs of women's undergarments.... wow, I really must've been baked that night.

No kiddin!

I suddenly feel dirty...

*forcibly molts off another layer of skin*

refreshed again...

*nails old skins to wall for decorations*

[Tweezy]

It's warm out. I'm happy.

I guess that means we can ditch the robes.

*Locust molts out of a layer of skin*

refreshing.

Excellent! Now I can go outside without fear of turning into a popcicle!

Just remember that despite the temperate weather, clothing is still not an optional concept.

*Locust gets taken away by the boys in blue*

Should've remembered your censor bar!

it fell off in the pool. Along with three boxers, two briefs, and a couple pairs of women's undergarments.... wow, I really must've been baked that night.

No kiddin!

I suddenly feel dirty...

*forcibly molts off another layer of skin*

refreshed again...

*nails old skins to wall for decorations*

My mom was wondering where you got that wonderful wallpaper!

[The Happy Locust]

It's warm out. I'm happy.

I guess that means we can ditch the robes.

*Locust molts out of a layer of skin*

refreshing.

Excellent! Now I can go outside without fear of turning into a popcicle!

Just remember that despite the temperate weather, clothing is still not an optional concept.

*Locust gets taken away by the boys in blue*

Should've remembered your censor bar!

it fell off in the pool. Along with three boxers, two briefs, and a couple pairs of women's undergarments.... wow, I really must've been baked that night.

No kiddin!

I suddenly feel dirty...

*forcibly molts off another layer of skin*

refreshed again...

*nails old skins to wall for decorations*

My mom was wondering where you got that wonderful wallpaper!

My only pity is that you weren't around 4-5 years ago when Locust's dead prostitute wallhangings were all the rage.

[Psycho Warrior]

*gets out the cannon to welcome spring with a fury of blasts.*

What? I like old weapons. Old school killin.

[The Happy Locust]

*gets out the cannon to welcome spring with a fury of blasts.*

What? I like old weapons. Old school killin.

I abhor the classics. I've had to replace far too many goody bags due to crossbow mishaps.

[Shadowman]

So, I drank this bottle of X-tra Strength Turbo Mega Giga Super Lax. It's supposed to--

*Shadowman's ass instantly acts as if it were a Howitzer powered by Rage Personified.*

OWWWWW.

[The Happy Locust]

So, I drank this bottle of X-tra Strength Turbo Mega Giga Super Lax. It's supposed to--

*Shadowman's ass instantly acts as if it were a Howitzer powered by Rage Personified.*

OWWWWW.

*Locust finds himself flattened against an opposing wall by the sheer force of the attack.*

Oddly, this is only the 5th most humiliating defeat involving farts in my life in the last decade.

*Locust falls from the wall, leaving a Locust-shaped clean spot on the wall surrounded by "earth tones"*

[Tweezy]

So, I drank this bottle of X-tra Strength Turbo Mega Giga Super Lax. It's supposed to--

*Shadowman's ass instantly acts as if it were a Howitzer powered by Rage Personified.*

OWWWWW.

*Locust finds himself flattened against an opposing wall by the sheer force of the attack.*

Oddly, this is only the 5th most humiliating defeat involving farts in my life in the last decade.

*Locust falls from the wall, leaving a Locust-shaped clean spot on the wall surrounded by "earth tones"*

It's still not as bad as that time I tried en-air-G. I still have nightmares about that day!

[Psycho Warrior]

So, I drank this bottle of X-tra Strength Turbo Mega Giga Super Lax. It's supposed to--

*Shadowman's ass instantly acts as if it were a Howitzer powered by Rage Personified.*

OWWWWW.

*Locust finds himself flattened against an opposing wall by the sheer force of the attack.*

Oddly, this is only the 5th most humiliating defeat involving farts in my life in the last decade.

*Locust falls from the wall, leaving a Locust-shaped clean spot on the wall surrounded by "earth tones"*

It's still not as bad as that time I tried en-air-G. I still have nightmares about that day!

what about the sweaty sumo wrester that sat on you?

[Tweezy]

So, I drank this bottle of X-tra Strength Turbo Mega Giga Super Lax. It's supposed to--

*Shadowman's ass instantly acts as if it were a Howitzer powered by Rage Personified.*

OWWWWW.

*Locust finds himself flattened against an opposing wall by the sheer force of the attack.*

Oddly, this is only the 5th most humiliating defeat involving farts in my life in the last decade.

*Locust falls from the wall, leaving a Locust-shaped clean spot on the wall surrounded by "earth tones"*

It's still not as bad as that time I tried en-air-G. I still have nightmares about that day!

what about the sweaty sumo wrester that sat on you?

Don't remind me!

[The Happy Locust]

So, I drank this bottle of X-tra Strength Turbo Mega Giga Super Lax. It's supposed to--

*Shadowman's ass instantly acts as if it were a Howitzer powered by Rage Personified.*

OWWWWW.

*Locust finds himself flattened against an opposing wall by the sheer force of the attack.*

Oddly, this is only the 5th most humiliating defeat involving farts in my life in the last decade.

*Locust falls from the wall, leaving a Locust-shaped clean spot on the wall surrounded by "earth tones"*

It's still not as bad as that time I tried en-air-G. I still have nightmares about that day!

what about the sweaty sumo wrester that sat on you?

Just because I put on 600lbs and didn't watch where I sat, you guys won't let me live it down...

[Halo]

So, I drank this bottle of X-tra Strength Turbo Mega Giga Super Lax. It's supposed to--

*Shadowman's ass instantly acts as if it were a Howitzer powered by Rage Personified.*

OWWWWW.

*Locust finds himself flattened against an opposing wall by the sheer force of the attack.*

Oddly, this is only the 5th most humiliating defeat involving farts in my life in the last decade.

*Locust falls from the wall, leaving a Locust-shaped clean spot on the wall surrounded by "earth tones"*

It's still not as bad as that time I tried en-air-G. I still have nightmares about that day!

what about the sweaty sumo wrester that sat on you?

Just because I put on 600lbs and didn't watch where I sat, you guys won't let me live it down...

It's funny.

[Psycho Warrior]

So, I drank this bottle of X-tra Strength Turbo Mega Giga Super Lax. It's supposed to--

*Shadowman's ass instantly acts as if it were a Howitzer powered by Rage Personified.*

OWWWWW.

*Locust finds himself flattened against an opposing wall by the sheer force of the attack.*

Oddly, this is only the 5th most humiliating defeat involving farts in my life in the last decade.

*Locust falls from the wall, leaving a Locust-shaped clean spot on the wall surrounded by "earth tones"*

It's still not as bad as that time I tried en-air-G. I still have nightmares about that day!

what about the sweaty sumo wrester that sat on you?

Just because I put on 600lbs and didn't watch where I sat, you guys won't let me live it down...

well a mumu or giant pants would make us less squee-mish

[Shadowman]

So, I drank this bottle of X-tra Strength Turbo Mega Giga Super Lax. It's supposed to--

*Shadowman's ass instantly acts as if it were a Howitzer powered by Rage Personified.*

OWWWWW.

*Locust finds himself flattened against an opposing wall by the sheer force of the attack.*

Oddly, this is only the 5th most humiliating defeat involving farts in my life in the last decade.

*Locust falls from the wall, leaving a Locust-shaped clean spot on the wall surrounded by "earth tones"*

It's still not as bad as that time I tried en-air-G. I still have nightmares about that day!

what about the sweaty sumo wrester that sat on you?

Just because I put on 600lbs and didn't watch where I sat, you guys won't let me live it down...

I'd make an ass joke, but the recoil from what just happened sent my digestive tract somewhere around Alpha Centauri.

Oddly enough, I'm really hungry.

[Psycho Warrior]

So, I drank this bottle of X-tra Strength Turbo Mega Giga Super Lax. It's supposed to--

*Shadowman's ass instantly acts as if it were a Howitzer powered by Rage Personified.*

OWWWWW.

*Locust finds himself flattened against an opposing wall by the sheer force of the attack.*

Oddly, this is only the 5th most humiliating defeat involving farts in my life in the last decade.

*Locust falls from the wall, leaving a Locust-shaped clean spot on the wall surrounded by "earth tones"*

It's still not as bad as that time I tried en-air-G. I still have nightmares about that day!

what about the sweaty sumo wrester that sat on you?

Just because I put on 600lbs and didn't watch where I sat, you guys won't let me live it down...

I'd make an ass joke, but the recoil from what just happened sent my digestive tract somewhere around Alpha Centauri.

Oddly enough, I'm really hungry.

have a hod dog I found.