The Energon Pub

wish 1- Granted, but you're an oompa loompa.
wish 2- Granted, but it gets -2 miles to the gallon.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but it's two inches tall and you kill it by stepping on it within the first hour.

I wish the Brewers will win the World Series.

Nooooo!!!!!! Anyway, GRANTED, but you die of a heart attack when they do.

I wish for a Gretsch Jet Duo guitar.

Granted but they get drunk and die in a ill executed car trick involving a ramp, two sponges, nine butterflys and a partrige in a pear tree

I wish I had a tiny Megatron

godzillabot wrote:Granted but they get drunk and die in a ill executed car trick involving a ramp, two sponges, nine butterflys and a partrige in a pear tree

I wish I had a tiny Megatron

Granted, but you step on HIM.

I wish for the guitar that I just wished for.

Granted, but you blow your eardrums out the first time

I wish I had a personal servant

Granted, but he re-writes your will and kills you in your sleep.
I wish I had some salt to pour on slugs.

Wish Granted but you fill that you want some salt so you eat it all!!!, and you leave nothing the slugs.

I Wish I Was A Transformer.

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Granted, but you're missing a few joints.

I wish I could get a Pinball Machine.

Granted, but every time you touch it a tiny man jumps out of a hole and screams at you for "shaking" it.

I wish for a pet fairy.

Granted, but he will hate you and turn you into a mushroom.

I wish my dog could talk.

Granted, but it cusses you out 24/7.

I wish for a black '69 Dodge Charger.

Granted, but it is wired to explode the first time you turn the ignition on

I wish for more WFC toys

Granted, but they're useless microscopic statuettes.

I wish The Rev would come back to life.

Granted, but I really have no clue who he his, so he dies five minutes after

I wish Stan Bush would sing at my my B-Day

Granted, but he's gonna show up in very tight tights. Tiger print and all.

I wish I had three more wishes...

Granted, but once you use them, you can't wish anymore.

I wish that there was glowing ice cream.

Granted, but later the guy who sold it to you tells you that it was radioactive

I wish for a infinite amount of ginger ale

Granted, but you drink so much that you constantly wet yourself.

I wish for the fountain of youth.

Granted but it turn you itno a baby

I wish the Transformers were real

Wish Granted but Megatron Kills Everybody, including me and you.

I Wish I Could Eat Optimus Prime whole.

Granted, but you die.

I wish my acrophobia would go away for good.

Granted, but then you get panophobia.

I wish for ten cans of Dr. Pepper.

Granted but you explode.

I wish I could play basketball really well.