The Energon Pub

by **Shuttershock** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:04 am

"CURSE YOU, OPTIMOUSE PRIME!"

"Heheheheh. It looks like you're having trouble defeating the Officebots. Would you like some help with that, MIGHTY STAPLETRON?"

"SILENCE, STARSCREEN!"

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:09 am

Shortly after Stapletron, Hasbro also reveals the highly anticipated members of the Memobots: Emphasis Maximus and Binder Supreme! We cannot stress enough how stoked we all are at this announcement, check it out below!

The war for Cybertron is getting professional. New from Transformers, the OFFICE BOTS series lets you bring the battle to the workplace with the MEMOBOTS and DESKCEPTICONS.

News Credits: 4838 · by **william-james88** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:12 am

We joke, but it would be the easiest thing for a company to just take the license and put autoot and decepticon symbols on office supplies. I am surprised we dont have that yet (unless we already do).

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:12 am

Hahaha, Deskcepticons - these are great.

News Credits: 3 · by **Randomhero** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:15 am

I guess that's funny? Makes me ask whose writing hasbros humor? Michael Scott from the office? :lol:

by **brokenchopstick** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:32 am

kurthy wrote:Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

His red sparktwin Swingline was far superior, in my opinion.

News Credits: 13 · by **kurthy** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:49 am

brokenchopstick wrote:
kurthy wrote:Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

His red sparktwin Swingline was far superior, in my opinion.

But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Botcon stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set Cybertron on fire...

by **Shuttershock** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:53 am

kurthy wrote:
brokenchopstick wrote:
kurthy wrote:Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

His red sparktwin Swingline was far superior, in my opinion.

But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Botcon stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set Cybertron on fire...

I'll take my shanix elsewhere. I-I'll write a letter to Unicron and have this place dismembered.

I could put Cosmic Rust in the Energon goodies.

News Credits: 56 · by **o.supreme** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:01 am

See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

News Credits: 13 · by **kurthy** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:12 am

o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Are you saying you don't want these? Because I sure do. ;)^

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:20 am

kurthy wrote:
o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Are you saying you don't want these? Because I sure do.

I wouldn't mind having Emphasis Maximus; reminds me of this guy.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:32 am

by **Shuttershock** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:54 am

Dr Va'al wrote:

OK, I got this.

http://www.office1export.com/files/o/0c ... e4e6ea.png

PUNCH

Feared for his power, but certainly not his BRAINpower, PUNCH is STAPLETRON'S loyal enforcer, making sure no DESKEPTICON gets out of line!

STRENGTH: 9
INTELLIGENCE: 2
SPEED: 6

News Credits: 4838 · by **william-james88** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:57 pm

o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Well it turns out they werent lieing last year, we will be getting a CW reflector, thats been confirmed from multiple sources. Sadly, certain sources have claimed that it will be a con exclusive

News Credits: 13 · by **kurthy** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:06 pm

william-james88 wrote:
o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Well it turns out they werent lieing last year, we will be getting a CW reflector, thats been confirmed from multiple sources. Sadly, certain sources have claimed that it will be a con exclusive

What's this now? Are you pulling another April Fools joke?

News Credits: 4838 · by **william-james88** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:16 pm

kurthy wrote:
william-james88 wrote:
o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Well it turns out they werent lieing last year, we will be getting a CW reflector, thats been confirmed from multiple sources. Sadly, certain sources have claimed that it will be a con exclusive

What's this now? Are you pulling another April Fools joke?

No, not at all, its here, Reflector was in the title:

http://www.seibertron.com/transformers/news/rundown-of-rumoured-upcoming-transformers-titans-return-toys-broadside-getaway-legends-kickback-and-reflector-and-more/34811/

This was corroborated on other sites (I think it was tfw?) but that it would be a con exclusive and within the CW line.

So yes, Hasbro did not lie to us last year in April Fools. These toys take 2 years to make, they knew it was coming out.

News Credits: 13 · by **kurthy** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:24 pm

william-james88 wrote:
kurthy wrote:
william-james88 wrote:
o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Well it turns out they werent lieing last year, we will be getting a CW reflector, thats been confirmed from multiple sources. Sadly, certain sources have claimed that it will be a con exclusive

What's this now? Are you pulling another April Fools joke?

No, not at all, its here, Reflector was in the title:

http://www.seibertron.com/transformers/news/rundown-of-rumoured-upcoming-transformers-titans-return-toys-broadside-getaway-legends-kickback-and-reflector-and-more/34811/

This was corroborated on other sites (I think it was tfw?) but that it would be a con exclusive and within the CW line.

So yes, Hasbro did not lie to us last year in April Fools. These toys take 2 years to make, they knew it was coming out.