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by **unique_username** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:34 am

buffy is stronger and faster and better trained, but ash is almost always at a disadvantage and he always wins. buffy gets a stake and crossbow, ash gets his chainsaw and boomstick.

News Credits: 3 · by **Stormwolf** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:02 am

Easy, Boomstick owns all.

Buffy would have been toast if any of the vampires ever bothered to steal a machinegun or something.

by **unique_username** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:45 am

i thought about the boomstick being too big an advantage for ash, but the slayer is super fast, and has a ranged weapon as well. but if the boomstick is too potent you can feel free to count it as a sawn off one like in the comics, which would seriously limit its range.

by **Predaprince** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:13 am

Ash would win, but not before giving us his usual great dialogue.

"Ow, you shot me in the arm with an arrow! What the hell's a matter with you, you crazy b*tch!?!?"

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:44 pm

Predaprince wrote:Ash would win, but not before giving us his usual great dialogue.

"Ow, you shot me in the arm with an arrow! What the hell's a matter with you, you crazy b*tch!?!?"

seconded for truth. :lol:

by **JEDI ALCHEMIST** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:03 pm

Dude, he'd get Buffy in bed before she would throw the first punch!

by **AutobotGeneral** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:15 pm

Ash wrote:Gimme some sugar baby.

Plus

Ash wrote:See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?

Ash wins.