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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Response to number 15:
From the makers of dude where's my car, here is dude where'd my hair go and why is my head crispy?
Now, back to the show.
Daddy? Is that a malfunction or what Dr. Puce-Cain makes LMX call him?
From the makers of dude where's my car, here is dude where'd my hair go and why is my head crispy?
Now, back to the show.
Daddy? Is that a malfunction or what Dr. Puce-Cain makes LMX call him?

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
That my friends is how you serve snacks at parties. From the neck of a robot with head explody.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
Psycho Warrior wrote:That my friends is how you serve snacks at parties. From the neck of a robot with head explody.
Yer durn skippy!
Episode 20

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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
I wonder why he was recalled. seems safe to me

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
PW- The only reasons for anythihng to be taken off the market is either "It's far too fun, so it's not educational" or "My child's IQ is below the recommended age"
Episode 21
Episode 21

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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Okay.. that last line was awesome.



The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
[url]http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9547/locustmanx075023he3.png]Episode 023[/url]

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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
a sauna that can project a hologram of a long dead old man? No thanks... well maybe later.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
Psycho Warrior wrote:a sauna that can project a hologram of a long dead old man? No thanks... well maybe later.
MUst remember to get myself holographically recorded when i turn 65 for just this reason.

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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
LOL... robot soilege.


The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
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- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Duct tape, the Ultimate Power Tool.
Sidekick= Saiya_Maximal
Steam Nickname: Big Chief Devil Hawk Fireball

Shadowman's awesome site for cool people.
Shadowman's awesome comic for cool people.
"Falling is really just flying downward and out of control."
Steam Nickname: Big Chief Devil Hawk Fireball

Shadowman's awesome site for cool people.
Shadowman's awesome comic for cool people.
"Falling is really just flying downward and out of control."
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
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Shadowman wrote:Duct tape, the Ultimate Power Tool.
the only thing more powerful than lead based paint.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
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- Weapon: Black Magic
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
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- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
HOLY CRAP! I completely forgot to update on Monday. Hopefully you can forgive me for being late. Major sarcasm considering my update track record is nearly 95%
Episode 029
Episode 029

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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
And with this, the prequel story ends, having reached where LMX came in during the main story. This means we're on hiatus again. But don't worry. Although I'm off to side-projects again, this is not the last we've seen of...

Episode 030

...and so it begins.

Episode 030

...and so it begins.
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
For a good time call... HEY!

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X: Prequel Story currently showing
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
Jeez, no work done since May? Wow I suck.
Mild update before I release the next content. I got overly ambitious with this project to the point where creating anything that could be sustainable or even remotely viewable. But in the spirit of at least having something to show for my trouble, here is a prologue for LMX2 as it would have been had I kept the irredeemibly bad Flash animation medium. Unless I can magically make Flash or 3dd modeling into a viable medium, this is going back to being a sprite comic.
Anyway, enjoy what thankfully won't be the standard format for this series.
Prologue
Mild update before I release the next content. I got overly ambitious with this project to the point where creating anything that could be sustainable or even remotely viewable. But in the spirit of at least having something to show for my trouble, here is a prologue for LMX2 as it would have been had I kept the irredeemibly bad Flash animation medium. Unless I can magically make Flash or 3dd modeling into a viable medium, this is going back to being a sprite comic.
Anyway, enjoy what thankfully won't be the standard format for this series.
Prologue
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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