The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:31 pm

Damn, five years already? I'd take a break, but I had one of those from August 2005 to February 2006. It was not as pleasant as I would have hoped.

So...cake. Cake is in order. And beer, Beer of the Highest Quality!

Yeah, anyone going out drinking tonight (On a Sunday?!), maybe do a shot for the ol' Shadster? That'd be cool.

News Credits: 3 · by **Barricade** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:39 pm

congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:12 pm

I wish I was drinking tonight. Last time I went out on a Sunday I ended up dancing the Time Warp on my kitchen table with some hot broad named 'Kendra'.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:20 pm

Congrats, I also had my five year recently.

I believe I shall consume a brownie in your honor.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:24 pm

Jeep? wrote:I wish I was drinking tonight. Last time I went out on a Sunday I ended up dancing the Time Warp on my kitchen table with some hot broad named 'Kendra'.

Well, it's just a jump to the left...

No, I'm not doing the whole song. Tim Curry in a bustier and fishnets ruined the entire movie for me.

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:26 pm

!!!!!!!!!HAZA!!!!!!!!!!

Lets go drinking :grin:

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:27 pm

What?! He was perfect in that role.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:29 pm

Jeep? wrote:What?! He was perfect in that role.

You know who would have been better? Farrah Fawcett. She was still hot back then, right?

And yes, I know the role is meant for a man in ladies lingerie, but I'd much see a LADY in ladies lingerie. I guess I'm weird like that.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:57 pm

Such an attention seeker. First he has a birthday, now this. Is there no end to your attention seeking and attempts to get free booze before you're 21?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:11 pm

Burn wrote:Such an attention seeker. First he has a birthday, now this. Is there no end to your attention seeking and attempts to get free booze before you're 21?

The next phase is to sacrifice a Virgin at the Full Moon. If it doesn't work, at least I'll have summoned some sort of Demon. I'll use him in a telemarketing scheme.

EDIT: Just so you know, I woke up at about 4AM today, after sleeping about twenty hours. Also, I put a lot of sugar in my gigantic cup of coffee. That makes anything funny to me.

EDIT OF EDIT: And Jack Black and Alan Moore were guest voices on the Simpsons. I consider that the greatest gift of all.

by **Deadpool.** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:20 pm

Happy Anniversary!

by **Tweezy** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:36 pm

Congratulations. You've won absolutely nothing! Your nothing will arrive within three-to-five business days! If you are not available to receive your nothing, two more attempts will be made to re-deliver it to your address. If you are available to claim your nothing then a signature will be required to steal.. I mean... verify your Identity. Thank you for shopping at nothingtons nothing emporium and outlet! We hope to do business with you in the future!
:grin:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:49 pm

Shadowman wrote:The next phase is to sacrifice a Virgin at the Full Moon.

Yeah but if you sacrifice Tweezy won't that leave you without a best friend? :???:

Unless of course the Demon you summon turns out to be a pretty nice guy and can overlook your obvious character flaws and befriends you.

by **The Mad Asshatter** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:50 pm

Shadowman wrote:Damn, five years already? I'd take a break, but I had one of those from August 2005 to February 2006. It was not as pleasant as I would have hoped.

So...cake. Cake is in order. And beer, Beer of the Highest Quality!

Yeah, anyone going out drinking tonight (On a Sunday?!), maybe do a shot for the ol' Shadster? That'd be cool.

Posting an anniversary thread?

REPORTED!!!111!!1!!
banplz

Just kidding. Congrats, man and I hope this thread turns out better than your other ones did.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:02 pm

The Mad Asshatter wrote:Just kidding. Congrats, man and I hope this thread turns out better than your other ones did.

Last year's thread was like Vietnam for me.

Except Vietnam didn't have so many explosions, gunfire, and pointy sticks.

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:05 pm

Whats this about free booze and virgin sacraficing!?!

I'll get th e goat skull and M80s

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:08 pm

Liege Evilmus wrote:Whats this about free booze and virgin sacraficing!?!

I'll get th e goat skull and M80s

Oh, great, it's just like my tenth birthday, except no one is having sex on my cake--No wait, now it's EXACTLY like my tenth birthday.

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:37 pm

oh I'll fornicate the cake(among other things)!

Happy 5th :grin:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:44 pm

Liege Evilmus wrote:oh I'll fornicate the cake(among other things)!

Happy 5th

My fifth birthday, my uncle got a a donkey show, and a clown named "Bubbles McBadtouch" had a "Dirty fun time" with me, and he said if I told anyone, that BAD STUFF would happen and I'd get in big trouble!

At this point, you might have realized that I'm a big fan of "Ruined Childhood Humor," as in, jokes that make someone seem like they had a really bad childhood, and you feel weird at first, then you realize they're joking, and you go "Heh...It's funny? I guess?"

EDIT: And none of this stuff ever happened, in case you lack a sense of humor, and you're freaking out.

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:19 pm

WOW, I gotta step up my bad uncling!

My nieces are protected, but my oldest nephew is about to turn 21(I can't believe it). So seeming as he speaks spanish, a donkey show may be a good idea!

He could translate my requests :grin:

by **Nemesis Cyberplex** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:46 pm

So it's your 5th anniversary.....

.......anniversary of what?

:???:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:02 am

Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:So it's your 5th anniversary.....

.......anniversary of what?

Being here. I thought you, of all people WOULD REMEMBER! :sad:

Guess who's sleeping on the COUCH tonight, Mister?!

by **Nemesis Cyberplex** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:31 am

Shadowman wrote:
Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:So it's your 5th anniversary.....

.......anniversary of what?

Being here. I thought you, of all people WOULD REMEMBER!

Guess who's sleeping on the COUCH tonight, Mister?!

Right, right.....thought that was it, just wasn't sure.

Oh, & I don't mind sleeping on the couch. I have a rather comfy couch. It's been worn in well, & will just about put anybody to sleep.

Congrats, I suppose.

Do we....do we beat you?

Mine will be next August.....anniversary of the day I was randomly looking for pics of Unicron because I had just purchased one online & was chomping at the bit to see what it was like & happened to stumble onto this site.

by **Nightracer GT** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:38 am

Hey, I just had mine Friday.

Funny. I was pretty much doing the same thing with my life then as I am now. Literally the only thing that's changed is the location.

....

:sad: