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Pooh vs. Barney

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Pooh vs. Barney

Postby Armorock » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:32 pm

Motto: "I would like to negotiate your surrender!"
Weapon: Dual Photon Launchers
Barney is armed with a steel baseball bat and the greatest weapon of all, LOVE!

Winnie the Pooh has a a pair of brass knuckles with his trump-card FRIENDSHIP!!!

Battle to the death, cage-match. NO-retreating, no teaming together. Two contestants enter the cage, one leaves. It's up to you to decide who the lucky one is.
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Postby Predaprince » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:05 am

Motto: ""Destruction is the fate of all sentient beings.""
Weapon: Sonic Rifle
Pooh wins because he can take serious punishment well.
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Postby olokin » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:51 am

LOve won't save Barney. Pooh can beat that purple joke anytime.
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Postby Thanatos Prime » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:23 pm

Barney looses because even if he could beat Pooh, Pooh's crew would beat him up later in a dark alley.

Pooh's hardcore like that...
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Postby Uniprimus » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:04 pm

What?

Of course Barney would win, cuz everyone knows he is secretly an assassin from hell. ;)^
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Postby Grimlock the Spartan » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:17 pm

Since they are both stuffed, Pooh's brass knuckles could rip open Barney much easier than a baseball bat. Go Pooh!
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Postby Liege Evilmus » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:25 pm

Cant we call it a bloody twitching corpse draw with splintered bone piercing through flesh with muscle meat and gore draping the gagged edges of there once suportive frames...
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Postby Psycho Warrior » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:54 am

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
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Pooh. Let's look at who they have for backup.

Barney has the deaf kid while Pooh has hyperactive tigger. Pooh PWNs Barney.
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Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Postby snavej » Fri Sep 29, 2023 12:05 pm

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
T. Rex beats bear. Barney wins.
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