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OK we all basically agree the less humans the better. I'm just kinda currious about one thing though.

Out of all the humans in Transformers, everyone from G1, to RID, to the Unicron Trilligy, and to the Movie, what humans are the MOST annoying and what humans are at least partly entertaining.

For me I really hate any human from the Unicron Trilligy. I think Kicker is intresting at best because of his powers and armor but I still don't like him.

The kid from RID showed some emotion every once in a while but he never seemed to be in a big rush or verry concerned at all about his father.

G1 has some belivable humans and even gives them transforming exsosuits. At the same time though the exsosuits look highly uncomfterble and transform in a way the human body can't even move. (broken bones anyone?) I allso like the animation of humans better in G1, I hate these spiky haired Japanise animated freaks of today. They all have the exact same face and different hair and eye color.

The movie despite all it's flaws and my not even viewing it as "Transformers" actully had some great performances from all of the humans. Not only that but they never said the lines "I wanna help you defeat the Decepticons" something every other human allways said but never did. This time they did it and didn't say it.

Spike. Annoying. Please die.

*Elita_One* wrote:Spike. Annoying. Please die.

what about Daniel....or are you going for the - take out the dad to make sure the offspring never live - route

Haha, might as well throw them both off a cliff.

I prefer Spike and Sparkplug over any other human character in the tf universe. But still, I can't help but think how much better it woulda been if it were just those badass robots in disguise

The Master Blaster wrote:I prefer Spike and Sparkplug over any other human character in the tf universe. But still, I can't help but think how much better it woulda been if it were just those badass robots in disguise

Disguise from who?

Take away humans and why bother?

Koji was actually a pretty good character in RiD.

The entire human cast in the IDW books has been very good thus far.

Out of all the humans i disliked Kicker the most.Spike and Sparkplug were best IMO

Counterpunch wrote:Disguise from who?

Eachother, Autobots disguise themselfs from Decepticons and vice versa.

Counterpunch wrote:The entire human cast in the IDW books has been very good thus far.

Yeah, they're ok. Usually the humans on the shows just make me want to kill myself...

I think the humans from G1 were the best. The kids from Armada were really irritating.

Zombie Starscream wrote:I think the humans from G1 were the best. The kids from Armada were really irritating.

I agree

Bomber Bill rocked

Snake and Marissa Faireborne are the only ones from G1 I liked.

Masterforce pretty much has the best use of humans in all of Transformers.

I like Donny Finkleberg.

I don't really care one way or another about G1's humans. As for the RID-Cybertron kids, it varies. The kids from Armada were just irritating, while it was a bit of a stretch that a normal kid like Coby could repair an Autobot (that always put me off of Cybertron). The RID kid I didn't care about. Kicker was a brat, but at least he stepped up to the plate and held his own.

As for the movie humans, I generally liked them. Sam and Glen were pretty funny, Simmons was over the top, and Lennox and Epps kicked tail. As for Bobby Bolivia, you had to laugh at his misfortune.

Oh, for the love of...

The humans I like are Marissa Faireborne, Koji from RID, the Cyberttron kids and the Masterforce humans.

The kids from Armada were just irritating and the Masterforce humans are the best humans in all of Transformers.

Most annoying human? ALLEGRA. Her two compatriots were also as obnoxious as all get out, but she got the most air time; hence, more chances to be annoying. She used every one of them to the fullest of her capabilities.

You know I'm gonna say Old Snake is the best, but if we had to exclude him for his unfair advantage over the competition, my vote would probably go to Dr. Archeville. I liked the idea of Alexis (an "Eric" kind of good guy who's standoffish but not totally unlikeable), but I think she could've been pulled off better than she was (I'd like to see her get another chance in a later line, maybe the upcoming one).

Everyone in G1 (except Daniel) rocks, Kicker is ok, the three main kids from Armada are ok, Pre-humans are ok, everyone else go away.

SeekerInAFakeMoustache wrote:Most annoying human? ALLEGRA. Her two compatriots were also as obnoxious as all get out, but she got the most air time; hence, more chances to be annoying. She used every one of them to the fullest of her capabilities.

You know I'm gonna say Old Snake is the best, but if we had to exclude him for his unfair advantage over the competition, my vote would probably go to Dr. Archeville. I liked the idea of Alexis (an "Eric" kind of good guy who's standoffish but not totally unlikeable), but I think she could've been pulled off better than she was (I'd like to see her get another chance in a later line, maybe the upcoming one).

Allegra as the name of a human? I thought that was an allergy medication.

Stormwolf wrote:Bomber Bill rocked

Actually I did like ol' Bomber Bill. He was a good hard working man who only wanted to get home to see his family. And when the Cons trashed his rig he decided to lend a hand to that annoying whiny bitch Huffer to help get some payback.

The most annoying humans in Transformers are Chip Chase, Daniel, The human cast of Armada minus Alexis, The human cast of Cybertron.

As for Humans I liked well Sparkplug and Spike were very cool, anyone who grew up watching G1 and was male pretty much envied Spike. I'm surprised no one's mentioned Circuit Breaker yet. She waged war against both factions in the comic books and even killed some of the Transformers.

I really liked Kicker as I saw him as a human version of Rodimus Prime in that he had serious problems but when it got bad he never really gave up. Misha and Alexis were probably the first female humans in Transformers since Circuit Breaker that weren't just background damsels in distress. I barely remember Koji (and Ai doesn't count, she's a hologram) I loved poor Kelly though.

I only liked Sam and Mikaela in the new movie, although to be honest I only like Mikaela cause she's a dirty dirty crook and sexy as hell. I thought the other movie humans were stupid but at least Sam's parent's were supposed to be.

Zombie Starscream wrote:

SeekerInAFakeMoustache wrote:Most annoying human? ALLEGRA. Her two compatriots were also as obnoxious as all get out, but she got the most air time; hence, more chances to be annoying. She used every one of them to the fullest of her capabilities.

You know I'm gonna say Old Snake is the best, but if we had to exclude him for his unfair advantage over the competition, my vote would probably go to Dr. Archeville. I liked the idea of Alexis (an "Eric" kind of good guy who's standoffish but not totally unlikeable), but I think she could've been pulled off better than she was (I'd like to see her get another chance in a later line, maybe the upcoming one).

Allegra as the name of a human? I thought that was an allergy medication.

I was thinking the same thing.

Zombie Starscream wrote:Allegra as the name of a human? I thought that was an allergy medication.

Zee-Bop - (sings) "Allegra! Where are you going?"

Allegra - (sings) "Into your bloodstream!!"



(I have been sitting on that joke for years)

Armada had to many kids in it and they were all annoying.

I actually kind of liked the younger kid from Cybertron..Bud I think.

Khaotika wrote:Zee-Bop - (sings) "Allegra! Where are you going?"

Allegra - (sings) "Into your bloodstream!!"



(I have been sitting on that joke for years)

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