The Energon Pub

by **prowl123** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:44 pm

He's a closet face collector.

Why does Rodimus Prime have a deep voice?

News Credits: 15 · by **PrymeStriker** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:01 pm

Because his voice actor is Ted Williams.

Why did the Arcee sisters have to die in ROTF?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:23 am

...they did? Wow.

Who knew?

by **prowl123** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:14 am

You did.

Why does Optimus have a blue face?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:31 am

I could tell you, but then you'd have to die.

Considering Cybertron does not orbit a sun, wouldn't you agree that 'Nightscream' is a pretty silly name?

by **prowl123** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:53 am

No, lo siento. I have no idea what that means.

Since Cybertron is blue, isn't the name Bluestreak kind of silly?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:11 am

It's because of that Monday feeling. You know, Monday Blues(treak).

What does Bumblebee dress up as for Halloween?

News Credits: 15 · by **PrymeStriker** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:08 pm

As a Bumble Bee

So when's Mirage going to become a Decepticon Slave again?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 2:41 pm

When the predacons bug him again and his fellow spychangers don't get it.

So... Skybite or Waspinator?

by **USDA Prime** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:38 pm

Why doezz three-letter-bot ask?
Zzuch a zztrange quezztion?
ZZ-kye-Bite lovezz Wazzpinator!

What does G1 Gears do, other than complain?

by **prowl123** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:40 pm

Nothing.

Will Scourge ever get a life?

News Credits: 15 · by **PrymeStriker** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:56 pm

after he loses one on Pac-Man

Well why the heck didn't Cyclonus speak in the 86 Movie!?

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:18 pm

Well he's not mute he just doesn't have anything to say

Why are The Fembots Jealous of Shockwave's Hair

by **USDA Prime** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:22 pm

It's got nothing to do with the Decepticon Strategist's head. It's a new Cybertronian garage band, and they just wish they had as many fans. Listen to Shockwave's Hair's new album, Megatron Can Hail My Logical Ass

Has Huffer ever met the 3 little pigs?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:39 am

No, but Razorbeast has and let me tell you, that was all sorts of ugly.

What if Dinobot hadn't died?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:33 am

His name would be accurate. Die-no-bot.
Should be Died-yes-bot.

Overlord, does he ever argue with his other half?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:06 pm

Watch Masterfoce, I bet he does a hell of a lot more with his counterpart.

Anyone else creeped out by Buster and Hydra?

by **prowl123** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:37 pm

Only if they're scared of me.

Should Laserbeak have a can opener as an alt mode?

by **USDA Prime** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:24 pm

He can't. He had a Chef Boyardee problem, and he's still trying to kick the habit. Making him a can opener would only enable him.

Are Transformers capable of "consumating" their relationships?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:42 am

If they can lubricate, they can do.. other stuff.

When do they all have time to work out? I mean, have you seen the abs and pects on most figures?!

by **prowl123** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:13 pm

No, I haven't.

Why does Cliffjumper love his horns?

by **USDA Prime** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:24 pm

Because he loves Adrian Peterson. GO VIKINGS! :KREMZEEK:

Everyone loves to talk about the "Golden Age" of Cybertron, but what happened during the silver age?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:08 am

The lack polish made quick work of it.

Primacron, bananas or just loopy?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:15 am

Bananas.

But is Drift more fun?

by **USDA Prime** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:17 am

More fun than sticking your hand in a running blender while jumping into a river filled with hungry pirhana!

Why does G1 Cliffjumper and Teletraan 1 sound just like Shaggy from Scooby Doo?