The Energon Pub

by **USDA Prime** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:29 pm

Because you're a Go-bot groupie and you couldn't think of any other way to get close to them.

What does the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy say about Cybertron?

by **prowl123** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:51 pm

It say to not take it seriously, because giant cartoon robots from outer space live there.

WIll Shockwave be present on December 21, 2012?

by **USDA Prime** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:03 am

Shockwave is a present to everyone, everyday.

What does Energon taste like?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:56 am

Mmm. Tasty, fluorescent bananas with a hint of chocolate cookie dough.

If a character drinks liquid energon, does that count as vampirism?

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:23 am

not if it comes from a can or wheelie

would my collection be better if it were on fire?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:54 am

It depends on your interpretation of 'on fire'.
Is it on fire as in 'rockin cool as hell, yeah!' or actually burning?

In either case, yes, definitely. Though a bit messy for the second option, during the aftermath.

What anti-rust do Transformers use?

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:33 pm

TORGOS EXECUTIVE POWDER

if the hulk transformed in to a truck, then became dr banner as a truck, would dr banner be the truck?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:16 pm

Nope, just squashed. But in purple trousers.

What would a mosquito alt-mode Transformer be called?

by **Rex Prime** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:42 pm

Mosqformer.

how small is a transformer with the mosquito alt-mode.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:58 pm

About 0.42 mm. If in doubt, ask yo' mama.

Is yo' mama a Transformer?

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:20 pm

No yo' mama isn't however he and waspinator go to midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Who does Waspy dress up as when he sees The Rocky Horror Picture Show Dr. Frank-N-Furter or Riff Raff

by **prowl123** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:23 pm

The 42nd one on the left.

Who wins? Sparkplug or Sam?

by **USDA Prime** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:38 pm

Buster and his nephew Daniel.

Where did Megatron find Dr. Archeville?

by **prowl123** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:09 pm

The 8th level of hell.

Why is Ratchet a racist flembag?

by **Rex Prime** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:35 am

He was Born a racist flembag...or crated a racist flembag.

When we will see an energon sword cut Optimus Prime's head again?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:43 am

Draw a picture of it! You're in control! Transform your world! Take flight! Run up that hill! Watch out for the downhill-rolling dookie! The sky is the limit, if you don't count the ozon-layer!

Isn't Galaxy Shuttle the most pragmatic name ever?