The Energon Pub

by **prowl123** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:14 pm

42.

Are there too many repaints?

by **Rex Prime** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:26 pm

Well..yeah, they get it from Old Robot's paint-jobs shop, it's alawys open in 11Am-12PM. With 50% discount for Rusty Robots.

Why 50% Discount for rusty robots?!

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:02 pm

Because 42% just does not cut it.

Would Chromedome think giving head is funny?

by **prowl123** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:02 pm

Because ... uh... 42?

Why can't Soundwave give Optimus the raspberry?

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:03 pm

the sun wants to kill you. thats why

why did no one think of "ball joints" for the original G1 toys?

by **prowl123** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:05 pm

Because good is dumb.

Are Puggleformers cool?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:09 pm

Yeah, well, let's just say it's more 'warm' then 'cool'.

What chimp designs Start Wars TF's?!

by **USDA Prime** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:52 pm

It wasn't a chimp, it was an orangutan, created so the world would be conquered by DAMN DIRTY APES!

Does G1 Megatron mind that Detroit Lions WR Calvin Johnson is nicknamed after him?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:53 pm

If you're paying peanuts, you get monkeys.

Who designed all the monkey/ape/chimp characters?

by **prowl123** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:07 pm

Chuck Norris.

Does Bombshell drop bombshells?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:17 pm

Nah, kind of Scatter(shot)s them.

If all sword wielding characters got into a brawl, would Megatron's gun win?

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:26 pm

klinkdeliggleboop

how is it all transformers cartoons depict sound in the vaccume of space

by **USDA Prime** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:34 pm

Because there is! All those stupid scientists and the guy who came up with the tagline for Alien are WRONG! Space has air, and love, and pudding!

Why does Seaspray gargle when he talks?

by **prowl123** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:12 pm

Because he tries to get the taste all over the inside of his mouth. All over it.

Is PRIME awesome?

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:39 pm

why yes, i would love some tequila slammers

was beast wars megatrons dinosaur head (season 1) capable of thought?

by **USDA Prime** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:46 pm

Yes, but all he ever thought about was Tartar Control Crest Toothpaste.

Why does JaAm-copter stick to my butt?

by **prowl123** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:17 pm

That is something that only RhA can answer, since the same thing probably happens to him.

Shockwave...

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:50 pm

what is the biggest dissapointment in DOTM?

how does soundwave fit all those tapes in his chest. when i tried it, my tape deck broke...

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:04 am

Use plenty of lube, you'll be fine next time. A drink or two just before helps easy things along.

Do Transformers consider rust to be embarrassing?

by **USDA Prime** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:04 am

Not as embarassing as finding your girlfriend-bot sleeping with Wheelie.

Just how many alt. modes does RiD Megatron have anyway?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:10 am

42.

You could have seen that one coming a mile away, right?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:40 am

Yep, definitely.

Would Lugnut have seen it coming?

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:12 am

not if it comes from behind, or above

could my tv be a transformer?

by **Rex Prime** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:46 am

There is a possibility of 50% if you usually hear big explosions near your house, still there is 70% possibility that your radio is a transformer.

What's the point of transforming into a RADIO?