The Energon Pub

He was, until he was tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs and banned from the league. Now he makes a meager living playing for Belgium in the European Mini-con League.

Does Megatron's fusion cannon make his right arm stronger than his left, or vice-versa?

It's not the size that counts, but what you do with it.

In a battle between any Megazord, any Megatron and any Optimus, who would win: Darth Vader, Voldemort or Orochimaru?

Darth Vader, I'm clueless about Orochimaru and Voldemort was stupid enough to get his nose stolen.

Wasn't Hotshot just awesome when he became soo badass and EXTREEEME when he obtained the awesomeness to just kick a rock in to submission, making it EXTREEMELY clear to the rock that it could no longer be a rock, but had to become an Autobot base instead?

Er.. yeah. Whatevs.

Why a rock, and not paper? Or scissors, for that matter?

Va'al wrote:Why a rock, and not paper? Or scissors, for that matter?

Did you Read the first post at page 1? there is a rule against posting questions that are not related to Transformers, so please everybody read the first post before asking or answering any question.

Q: Why G1 have blue eyes?

Because they couldn't find their contact lenses.

Since he only has one hand and one eye, and no mouth or nose, is Shockwave considered handicap?

Could be, he's overcompensating by being mr. Logicstuffs, so maybe he feels he should show the other 'cons what he's worth.

So does that mean Decepticons approve affirmative action?

Rexsaur wrote:

Va'al wrote:Why a rock, and not paper? Or scissors, for that matter?

Did you Read the first post at page 1? there is a rule against posting questions that are not related to Transformers, so please everybody read the first post before asking or answering any question.

Q: Why G1 have blue eyes?

The question was a follow up on Hotshots amazing ability with rock-kicking, therefore TF-related. It didn't break the rule.

Negative. That is illogical.

Which Transformer, any continuity, would be the worst (or best) spammer?

(Thanks, RhA.)

RhA wrote:

Rexsaur wrote:

Va'al wrote:Why a rock, and not paper? Or scissors, for that matter?

Did you Read the first post at page 1? there is a rule against posting questions that are not related to Transformers, so please everybody read the first post before asking or answering any question.

Q: Why G1 have blue eyes?

The question was a follow up on Hotshots amazing ability with rock-kicking, therefore TF-related. It didn't break the rule.

Oh, sorry for for misunderstanding

A: Bumblebee, bees are good at spamming.

Q: Why There are only few (or no) sword-duels in transformers.

(That is actually a good question. A lot of characters have blade weapons, but they're not used for proper duels (not even Drift). If someone can prove me wrong, please do!)

But the answer: They prefer duAl swords.

What's Soundwave's favourite track to play on himself?

Anything by "Spock's Goatee" (yes, that is the name of an actual band).

Does G1 Grapple ever actually wrestle?

I think that's R-rated.

Did Ejector choose to be a toaster, or is it Primus' idea of a joke?

It's just because he loves Pillsbury Toaster Strudel (TM)

Why is Blaster's personality in the Marvel Comics so much more badass than in the original cartoon?

Because David Wise is a hack and you know it.

Wouldn't you love to see a AKOM-inspired line of miscolored Classics toys as a BotCon set?

OMG OMG YES! I want a green Shockwave from "Five Faces of Darkness", and a three-pack of not-dead Huffer and Brawn with Autobot Bonecrusher from "Carnage in C-Minor"!

Is Family Guy right about Transformers and religion? Is Optimus Prime really jewish, and Soundwave a christian?

Not sure. But Negatron is a nihilist, that's certain.


Why do characters never get trapped inside a transforming vehicle?

They do, but it gets edited out. Messy.

What was Barricade's job before the great war?

Tax collector. That's were you get the inquisitive feel from.


What's with all the one-armed characters?

It's a quick and easy fox for the persistent shortage of thumbs on Cybertron. They're made of expensive materials and the supplier's just marked up the prices. Iacon cuty council doesn't budge, they consider the new pices an act of passive agression and just won't stand for this cr*p. No way, sir.

Don't you think Tidalwave's minicon makes a very nice bow-tie?

Yes, yes indeed.

Which character would be the best stylist?

Jazz, duh. He does everything with style.

Who's higher up in the Decepticon pecking order- cassettecons, or micromasters?

Micromasters. Well, some of them. Halftrack was never really liked by anyone.

Do you own any Animorphs?

Your Mother Should Know

Why are Bionicles Bigger than transformers?

They think they are better. (goes maniacal) They think that the can beat the transformers. They think wrong.

Should Optimus be able to T-Bag people?

Only when he goes apesh*t.

Why can't we have a chicken TF?