The Energon Pub

Tom Brady.

Should Jazz be allowed to freestyle rap?

He would, but the Russian judges are biased.


How much long would Long Haul haul if Long Haul could haul long?

About 17,894,256,572,480,268,326,462,467,104,179,702,461,294,368,451,609,764,391,256,086,975,864,753,642 metric inches.

Why does Lockdown always look the same?

Because. I mean, come on.

If Darth Vader and Voldemort have daddy-issues, what's wrong with Hot Rod?

He got "The Touch" from one of his uncles.

Does Sunstreaker live by his name?

Yup, he got caught on tape.

Does Metroplex have a complex complex complex?

Ask him his favorite flavor of juice, and you will know the answer.

Are there too many Bumblebees?

Not if you beat them with a rod.

Why give the name Grimlock to a steam shovel in RiD?

There's a spade, and there's a shovel.

Did Waspinator become more or less of a wimp, when possessed by Starscream's ghost?

He wasn't possessed, it was diarhea.

Where does Optimus Prime's trailer go when he transforms to robot mode?

That question must never be asked or answered.

Where does it go?

It doesn't.


Or does it?

No.

Who wins? Megatron or Magatron?

Huffer

Has Devastator ever devestated anything?

Well, that's obvious.

Does Sound wave, or is it just a gesture?

It's a nervous tic, he can't help it.

Why do people and transformers make deals with a guy named Swindle?

They go on a Frenzy, and start to Rumble.

How do the Dreads dry their hair?

A freaking blowtorch.

Is Hi-Q completely fried in the CPU or is he really Prime?

I'd say medium-rare, actually.

Rattrap and Ratbat... kissing cousins?

Oh God, I hope not.

Overkill and Grimlock, maybe?

He no maybe, he Grimlock!

If Demolishor goes on a Rampage, and Mixmaster can't Longhaul, why is 42 still the answer?

42 is and always will be the answer. 42 will stop global warming. 42 will bring Michael Jackson back to life. 42 will give RhA a life.

Would Optimus Prime ever drink Dr. Pepper?

Nope, Red Bull. That's how he got his wings.

Was there a moment when The Fallen was called The Stumbler?

It was during a brief phase in the 1950s when he tried out as a Batman villian.

Does Erector ever use Viagra?

No. Viagra is reversed engineered from Erector.

Who nominated Ravage special agent?