The Energon Pub

Hey BG? Have you seen Optimus?
He's busy.
But... he didn't take me?
Click-Clack, he's busy and so am I. Go back to the other desk.
O-Okay...


Guys, someone's coming.
Everyone under the couch in a calm and orderly fashion.
Single file, no need to push.


Everyone's hiding.
Who is that?
Wait... Little Bee? Did you escape?!


Sorry girl, I'm no Bumblebee. Just a recolor. The name's Roadburn.


Well, Roadburn, I can see you're a new toy, and I'm sorry to put an early end to your exploring, but it's not safe around here anymore, we'd like it if you'd stay inside with us, if you can.


I appreciate the offer, I'd love to stay with y'all, really, and I always respect a femme. But I just can't stay in such a small space like that. Find me whenever you need a hand, though, I could probably take down whatever it is y'all are hiding from single-handedly.


Uh...
So does that mean he's onboard?
...I have no idea.

Say hello to the newest toy in my brother's collection, Roadburn. He was actually purchased at the same time as Windblade, but it took me longer to film this scene partially because he's my brother's new favorite.

Seems a little full of himself.

Sigma Magnus wrote:Seems a little full of himself.

...he's doomed

Small announcement, this oversized storyline will be ending within the next week.

Intense Staring Contest:

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

Ig89ninja wrote:A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

Meow

Guys, we need to get out of here.


<Boulder? What's wrong?>
What's happening?


The pose-ables. In the brother's collection.
They've all been taken by BG. All at once.
We're so screwed.
No.


No, I'm sick of this. Boulder, do we know where the other toys are being kept now?
Yes, Chromedome arrived there with the tracker late last night.
Good. We're ending this.

Oh boy, the finale is here!!

Sunday Afternoon...





Alright, Boulder's tracker says the bots should be just up...


...oh my gosh...


Okay, Rewind, stay focused...


Just gotta... get his headmaster out...


Gotcha!


...Rewind? What's going on-
Sh! Listen, I need you to free some of the toys and get the to the bedroom floor. You're less likely to be spotted than I am. I've sent details via comm.
Understood.


Alright, Strongarm, you're good to go.


*ahem* What are you doing here?
... *gulp*

SHOOT HER, SHOOOT HEEEEER!!!

Alright, Rewind, we're going in.
You didn't tell me we were going up against your owner... I mean I could still take her out easily but isn't that something I should know?!


<You guys sure we can't help?>
Bee, it's safer to be out here.
And no offense, but being bricks would make it too hard to fight. Blades is coming only so he can fly over and steal the weapons.
Oh, how I wish I weren't...


Okay Blades, go for it. Rewind's got her distracted. We'll wait here for you.
*whimper*


Strongarm! Over here! Or you'll be spotted!
Chromedome?




*thud*
...


Seriously? Rewind wanted you alive, of all bots?


...Aaaand here's Prowl. Great.
These are all I could get without being spotted.




I *gasp* am never *gasp* flying *gasp* again.

This can either be very good, or very bad

Are you sure you don't want a blaster, Drift?
It is easier for me to function with my swords.
Alright. In that case, let's take BG down...


...whatever it takes!
What the-


What are you doing?! I've had this planned for months, you little glitches! *growls* Sparkice, take care of them.


WHOA!
...


You got this, Blue!
Course I do. I'm a dude.


Almost, and... boom!




Nice work, Drift.
Put Rewind down!!!
Chromedome, wait!


Oh, zip it.
WHAAA


As for you...
*whimper*


No. Drift, give me a sword.




AGH! FRAGGER!
Mph!

Ooh, that looks like it stings

Strongarm, I hate saying this, but we're losing!
Mind if I join in?


Windblade?
Do me a favor, Drift, and don't tell Sideswipe. Now someone explain the situation.


We're stopping BG from killing the other toys. Good enough?
I'll fly up there and distract her. You guys get the blasters together. Combine 'em however you can.


Is this all?
I think Chromedome was wearing Soundwave's cannon, wasn't he?
I'll get it.


Sorry, Chrome. I know you don't like other bots touching this.
...


Here. I found the gun Roadburn was using, too.
I'll hook them up.


Guys, better hurry. Windy's just been knocked out of the sky.
Done.


Primus, this is heavy.
That's probably cuz I'm in it.


Don't worry about aiming. Just fire when I say.
Understood.


Not yet... Almost... FIRE!
*CHOOM*


Move, move!
Move which way?!
I can't see!

MY EYES!

...What happened?
I think we... oh, Primus. I think we killed her.


Are you okay?
*cough* Yeah, I'm fine, just- DOMEY!!!


Domey, get up!
Nng... Did we win?
Yeah, Domey, we won. She's dead now.


SHE'S WHAT?!
...Dead? Why, what's wrong?
Rewind, if she dies, then we...


Domey? What's going to happen to us? Domey...? Domey?! What's happening?! DOMEY!!!

I wonder, are they enjoying the afterlife in the Allspark now?

Also, nice poem you wrote there.

Well, there's quite a bit of concerned yelling among my toys right about now...

...it was nice knowing you, BG. Same to your toys.

(Guess who's back after many nights of homework and costumes?)



Rtcht? I thnk...


Yeah, Ratchet, he's up.
I'm coming, just let me finish with Soundwave. And what did I tell you about standing on the operation table?


Sorry, Ratch, but I kind of have to be able to see the guy.
*sigh* Go help Megatronus with Soundwave and Drift.


You seem to be functioning normally.
Since when did "everything aching like hell" equal "functioning normally"...?
Since you almost died. Just be glad there's more than one owner that lives in this house.


Where's BG?
We don't know. The brother's toys and I haven't seen her since before we got back up. But she's alive, somewhere. Now get some rest. I need to see to some of the others. You're lucky that you weren't one of the ones affected by her mnemosurgery.
...

OH THANK PRIMUS THEY'RE OKAY

So they are alive because you have a brother, OK by me!

Ig89ninja wrote:So they are alive because you have a brother, OK by me!

No. They're alive because I'm alive, my brother's toys are alive and well because I'm alive and I have a brother, and my brother has two pose-ables and a medic to get my toys back to health. If they were alive because of my brother, than everything would be so little-kiddish you'd think this thread was made by Nick Jr.