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Duke of Luns wrote:

Nemesis Primal wrote:Oooh! Oooh! I got it, I got it! The disgruntled dinos are Overkill and Slugfest.

Thank you! Technically, #1 is Slugfest, and #2 is Overkill.

Two Ton Techie=Beast Wars Rhinox. Gotta be.

Indeed he does. Well done

Duke of Luns wrote:Minionshateme(unless it's been answered) is Rid Megatron?

It hasn't been answered yet and that's not it.

BTW I think it's funny some of you are wrighting these characters like they know they're fictional characters rather than if they were real. (Like when they start talking about comics and toy lines they appear in rather than events that happen on the series or in a comic book.)

So anyway without giving it away I could post as the minions of Minionshateme but I don't really know enough about them to drop any good hints. Let's try this approch...

"Anyone have any advice they can give me about buiding robots out of Earth tech? I didn't have alot of Cybertronian suplys when I made these 5 robots you see and they're all idiots. I managed to improve the brain power of the leader for a while but then he built his own gestalt and downloaded his brain into it." -RobotGrandpa

"WHAT?!?! You actully had a small suply of Cybertronian technoligy and you still couldn't built them right? I was stranded on a desert island with only some abodonded WW2 Vehicles and a crashed space shuttle." -NextInLine (hope no one minds me taking that name but we allready know this is Starscream)

"I hate both those Gestalts. Lucky bastards don't have to deal with the arguing over who controlls the Gestalt form like I do." -Minionshateme

Saber Prime wrote:"Anyone have any advice they can give me about buiding robots out of Earth tech? I didn't have alot of Cybertronian suplys when I made these 5 robots you see and they're all idiots. I managed to improve the brain power of the leader for a while but then he built his own gestalt and downloaded his brain into it." -RobotGrandpa

"WHAT?!?! You actully had a small suply of Cybertronian technoligy and you still couldn't built them right? I was stranded on a desert island with only some abodonded WW2 Vehicles and a crashed space shuttle." -NextInLine (hope no one minds me taking that name but we allready know this is Starscream)

"I hate both those Gestalts. Lucky bastards don't have to deal with the arguing over who controlls the Gestalt form like I do." -Minionshateme

Oooh, got it! Minionshateme is Motormaster, RobotGrandpa is Wheeljack!

Minionshateme, try making sure they respect you. My commandos cede all control to me in combined form, because they know I can handle it. I guess it kinda helps we all have similar enough mindsets to not disagree on much, though... - Platoon Commander

And then there's some of us at the other extreme... You stand around arguing with your own arm, you NEVER live it down. - Flying Fire Truck

I think Flying Fire Truck is a bit too obvious, but oh well. Cybertron Optimus Prime, hands down.

And sometimes ya just gotta break the fourth wall with this, ya know? Ok, I'll try a few without breaking it:

-Why does everyone want to hurt people? I, I don't know, I'm technically a soldier, but I just can't bring myself to hurt anyone. I've been photographed using my sidearm, but I try not to hit anyone.-Hawkeye

-What in the blue heck is that SMELL!!!!-Flying Ace

-Oh, uh, sorry....-Fumes

-I mean, that stuff is supposed to blind ya, not make ya gag!-Flying Ace

-Hoo boy, let me tell ya, blam! I mean, boom man, that is just one kapowin stink!-Loose Cannon

-Guys, I got gas today, ok? Look, it's just a side-effect.-Fumes

Duke of Luns wrote:I think Flying Fire Truck is a bit too obvious, but oh well. Cybertron Optimus Prime, hands down.

And sometimes ya just gotta break the fourth wall with this, ya know? Ok, I'll try a few without breaking it:

-Why does everyone want to hurt people? I, I don't know, I'm technically a soldier, but I just can't bring myself to hurt anyone. I've been photographed using my sidearm, but I try not to hit anyone.-Hawkeye

-What in the blue heck is that SMELL!!!!-Flying Ace

-Oh, uh, sorry....-Fumes

-I mean, that stuff is supposed to blind ya, not make ya gag!-Flying Ace

-Hoo boy, let me tell ya, blam! I mean, boom man, that is just one kapowin stink!-Loose Cannon

-Guys, I got gas today, ok? Look, it's just a side-effect.-Fumes

Loose Cannon is Warpath, Fumes is Smokescreen & Flying ace is Powerglide? Not sure about Hawkeye, I think First aid or Beachcomber.

I'll do a new one, bonus points for where I got the name:

Well well well, finaly showed up eh little brother? I guess every once in a while you need a break from the stress of "leading" the team from behind your monitor. I bet telling TAI to order your goons into action is so exhauting! Pathetic, even if I love to be 100,000 vorns I'll never understand why you were chosen to lead you cowardly armchair general! -TheTrueChosenOne

Hey! lay off him little man, The forum rules clearly state that you can't threaten others. You knew the law, you broke the law, now its an weeks account suspension for you! -NoFlamingMeansNoFlaming!(admin)

I'm actually quight proud of that one.

Uncrazzimatic wrote:

Duke of Luns wrote:I think Flying Fire Truck is a bit too obvious, but oh well. Cybertron Optimus Prime, hands down.

And sometimes ya just gotta break the fourth wall with this, ya know? Ok, I'll try a few without breaking it:

-Why does everyone want to hurt people? I, I don't know, I'm technically a soldier, but I just can't bring myself to hurt anyone. I've been photographed using my sidearm, but I try not to hit anyone.-Hawkeye

-What in the blue heck is that SMELL!!!!-Flying Ace

-Oh, uh, sorry....-Fumes

-I mean, that stuff is supposed to blind ya, not make ya gag!-Flying Ace

-Hoo boy, let me tell ya, blam! I mean, boom man, that is just one kapowin stink!-Loose Cannon

-Guys, I got gas today, ok? Look, it's just a side-effect.-Fumes

Loose Cannon is Warpath, Fumes is Smokescreen & Flying ace is Powerglide? Not sure about Hawkeye, I think First aid or Beachcomber.

I'll do a new one, bonus points for where I got the name:

Well well well, finaly showed up eh little brother? I guess every once in a while you need a break from the stress of "leading" the team from behind your monitor. I bet telling TAI to order your goons into action is so exhauting! Pathetic, even if I love to be 100,000 vorns I'll never understand why you were chosen to lead you cowardly armchair general! -TheTrueChosenOne

Hey! lay off him little man, The forum rules clearly state that you can't threaten others. You knew the law, you broke the law, now its an weeks account suspension for you! -NoFlamingMeansNoFlaming!(admin)

I'm actually quight proud of that one.

Yeah, Flying Fire Truck was obvious... Mainly I wanted Cybertron Prime to make that coment.

NoFlaming is Tow-Line, and the name comes from the episode "Tow-Line Goes Haywire", and his briefly infamous line "No parking means no parking".

Nemesis Primal wrote:

Saber Prime wrote:"Anyone have any advice they can give me about buiding robots out of Earth tech? I didn't have alot of Cybertronian suplys when I made these 5 robots you see and they're all idiots. I managed to improve the brain power of the leader for a while but then he built his own gestalt and downloaded his brain into it." -RobotGrandpa

"WHAT?!?! You actully had a small suply of Cybertronian technoligy and you still couldn't built them right? I was stranded on a desert island with only some abodonded WW2 Vehicles and a crashed space shuttle." -NextInLine (hope no one minds me taking that name but we allready know this is Starscream)

"I hate both those Gestalts. Lucky bastards don't have to deal with the arguing over who controlls the Gestalt form like I do." -Minionshateme

Oooh, got it! Minionshateme is Motormaster, RobotGrandpa is Wheeljack!

Minionshateme, try making sure they respect you. My commandos cede all control to me in combined form, because they know I can handle it. I guess it kinda helps we all have similar enough mindsets to not disagree on much, though... - Platoon Commander

And then there's some of us at the other extreme... You stand around arguing with your own arm, you NEVER live it down. - Flying Fire Truck

Right on both counts.

And me guess your guys now.

Platoon Commander = Onslaught or Mega Octane?

Flying Fire Truck has gotta be Cybertron Prime.

HAW! Another chump bites the dust. Have fun seeing the no access page loser. - Speedy'n'Sneaky

You know your very brave when they aren't here to defend themselves. Your big mouth hasn't chnaged at all has it? - Big Three

BIG MOUTH? I OUGHTTA SLAG YOU FOR THAT!!! - Speedy'n'Sneaky

You couldn't slag me runt. I am a mighty warrior where you are a punk speedster who thinks he's something when he is not. I live by survival of the fittest and while I have become more lenient since our time together, don't think for a nano I am tame by any means. - BigThree

You...umm...well..I think I hear my motherboard callin', see ya. - Speedy'n'Sneaky logs off.

I still got it. - BigThree

Nemesis Primal wrote:NoFlaming is Tow-Line, and the name comes from the episode "Tow-Line Goes Haywire", and his briefly infamous line "No parking means no parking".

Correct + bonus cookie.

"Administator sucks." Heaven_or_Hell

"Scratch that, I'm wearing my other hat today, he rocks." Heaven_or_Hell

"GAH! Stop doing that!" Flathead.

Shadowman wrote:"Administator sucks." Heaven_or_Hell

"Scratch that, I'm wearing my other hat today, he rocks." Heaven_or_Hell

Armada Sideways? If by hat he means head.

Uncrazzimatic wrote:

Duke of Luns wrote:I think Flying Fire Truck is a bit too obvious, but oh well. Cybertron Optimus Prime, hands down.

And sometimes ya just gotta break the fourth wall with this, ya know? Ok, I'll try a few without breaking it:

-Why does everyone want to hurt people? I, I don't know, I'm technically a soldier, but I just can't bring myself to hurt anyone. I've been photographed using my sidearm, but I try not to hit anyone.-Hawkeye

-What in the blue heck is that SMELL!!!!-Flying Ace

-Oh, uh, sorry....-Fumes

-I mean, that stuff is supposed to blind ya, not make ya gag!-Flying Ace

-Hoo boy, let me tell ya, blam! I mean, boom man, that is just one kapowin stink!-Loose Cannon

-Guys, I got gas today, ok? Look, it's just a side-effect.-Fumes

Loose Cannon is Warpath, Fumes is Smokescreen & Flying ace is Powerglide? Not sure about Hawkeye, I think First aid or Beachcomber.

Your right about the first three, but it just woulnd't be right for me to tell you your right about Hawkeye without a difinitive answer, so let's close it up:

-One of my favorite TV shows is M*A*S*H*-Hawkeye

And kinda easy but perhaps amusing llittle scenerio that I thought up at work today:

-My buddy lilyellow says to me "Hey, Japan's a pretty neat place. You should go there when you have some R&R". Well, I had some time off, some fellow Autobots stationed there said that Decepticon activity was pretty low, and they could handle it if anything came up, so I decide, why not? So I get there, I drive around for awhile, and then this guy gets behind me, and, get this, this guy starts hitting on me!!! So I tranform and give this moron a good hard kick to the bumper. I would have flattened him right then and there when he tranformed if it wasn't for the look on his face. Oh man, was he shocked!-cheeky_devil

-What did I tell you sportscar_chaser, if you kept it up, you were gonna regret it.-The Fuzz

-Yeah, but it was just so shiny, and I had never seen that car before, so how was I supposed to know it was an Autobot?-sportscar_chaser

Oh, and....

Heaven_or_Hell is Armada Sideways's Mini-cons

Flathead is Armada Sideways himself.

Duke of Luns wrote:Heaven_or_Hell is Armada Sideways's Mini-cons

Flathead is Armada Sideways himself.

Hey, you're not supose to tell me that. You gotta keep me guessing.

Saber Prime wrote:

Duke of Luns wrote:Heaven_or_Hell is Armada Sideways's Mini-cons

Flathead is Armada Sideways himself.

Hey, you're not supose to tell me that. You gotta keep me guessing.

Except, those are my guesses, and I didn't create the characters .

I was typing up my post when you typed up yours, and obviously you submitted before I did.

Saber Prime wrote:And me guess your guys now.

Platoon Commander = Onslaught or Mega Octane?

Flying Fire Truck has gotta be Cybertron Prime.

Duke of Luns already got to Fire Truck, but yep. Platoon COmmander was confirmed as Mga-Octane pages ago, but sticks around just 'cause I like the commandos.

I'm gonna say Heaven or Hell is CYBERTRON sideways, just to be different.

Hawkeye is First Aid, sice Beachcomber doesn't fit.

Sportscar Chaser MUST be Sideburn

Nemesis Primal wrote:Sportscar Chaser MUST be Sideburn

I agree, Which makes The Fuzz RID Prowl.

I would find that funny if people weren't always mistakeing me for the oposite geneder, something about my broad shoulders. :S -SpeedQueen

SpeedQueen is Override Perfect for my next post hint.

I don't confuse ya baby, you just never seem to give me the time of day. - Speedy'n'Sneaky.

You came back I see? SpeedQueen, since we're allies now you want me to incinerate the dwarf?- BigThree

Speedy'n'Sneaky- Cybertron Ransack

BigThree- Cybertron Crumplezone

just guessing

Saber Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:"Administator sucks." Heaven_or_Hell

"Scratch that, I'm wearing my other hat today, he rocks." Heaven_or_Hell

Armada Sideways? If by hat he means head.

Why, yes!

But who is the Ever Mysterious Flathead?! WoOoOoO!

Nemesis Primal wrote:Duke of Luns already got to Fire Truck, but yep. Platoon COmmander was confirmed as Mga-Octane pages ago, but sticks around just 'cause I like the commandos.

I think it's time for another updated list I didn't notice either of those characters had allready been guessed.

Page 1

NextInLine = Starscream

TheBlueAngel = Thundercracker (you know I've looked twice now when was this actully confermed to be true?)

SpeakSoftlyButCarryBIGCannon = Soundwave

I'mNotAMegazord = Energon Prime

MajorHeadAch = G1 Galvatron

SomebodyHoldMe = G1 Megatron

JHNKJ0 CF5LKN = Unicron

LuvMeTender = Tracks

YummyTasty = ?

Da Chump Master B = ?

Unapreciatedtransport = Astrotrain

inspacenoonecanhearmescream = G1 Blast Off

Nobody_cares :[ = Scavenger

die_young_die_pretty = G1 Dead End

Page 2

good_looking_speedster. = Sunstreaker

cheeky_devil = Sideswipe

Cyclopse = Shockwave

Megalomaniac = BW/BM Megatron

Moderator_Beast = Optimus Primal

throwing_wrench = Ratchet

poeticmaster = Sky-byte

Page 3

Honorary_Autobot = Rad

Yellow_Corona = Armada Sparkplug

Pops = G1 Sparkplug

Head_Trio = Energon Highwire

thetruechosenone = RID Ultra Magnus

Page 4

Legs_Trio = Energon Grindor

Trigger = Armada Payload

Torso_Trio = Energon Sureshock

I<3sugarcubes = BW Inferno

lionheart = Leozack

die_young_die_pretty = ?

Cyber_Sting = BW Scorpinok

The_matrix_has_you = Rodimus Prime

Beldar_of_Cybertron = Thrust

Easter_Bunny_Of_Death = G1 Cyclonus

Mr. Blue & Mr. Red = Rumble and Frenzy (Not going into that whole red vs blue debate )

Page 5

thenumberyoucannotcompute = Omega Supreme

whyuniversehateme? = Waspinator

Page 6

atransformer = Dion

Administrator = G1 Prime

Reformated = Energon Demolisher

Cranky = Gears

Speedy Ganzolus = G1 Blurr

wanna_soakup_the_sun = G1 Snarl

goldbird = G1 Buzzsaw

Page 7

paranoia-will-destroy-ya = G1 Red Alert

lilyellow = G1 Bumblebee

Guardian1 = Omega Supreme

OpenFaceMask = G1 Skyfire

Theblackone = Skywarp

mispackaged_auto = Bumper

lostwithoutyou = BM Blackarchnia

fang = Deathcobra

dirtyrottenscoundrel = Hellbat

Page 8

ROUS = Rattrap

Lancelot = BW Silverbolt

Shogun Raptor = BW Dinobot

deathfromabove = BM Jetstorm

cyclopshurtme = Circut Breaker

Page 9

SecretAgentMan = ?

Digger = Scoop

Commando = Roadbuster

Chopperlift = Whirl

Page 10

tater = Transmutate

Three By Sea = Tidal Wave

Drills = Twin Twist

Platoon Leader/Commander (You do realized you changed his name half way in don't you?) = Mega_octane

Space Lifeguard = Cybertron Evac

Van Helsing = Cybertron Crosswise

Platoon Artillery = Armourhide

Platoon Gunner = Rollbar

Platoon Recon = Movor

Platoon Airstrike = Ro-tor

Page 11

perfectcombination = Guiltor

nursette = Minerva

deputy = Siren

noodlenoggin = Hosehead

notprime = Ginrai

disgruntled_dino #1 = Slugfest

disgruntled_dino #2 = Overkill

Boob_Tube_Devotee = Wreck-Gar

TV_Disciple_14 = ?

Botkicker = Kickback

Page 12

halfcharger = Cybertron Runamuck

MindbenderRingo = ?

ParnoidAndroid = breakdown

CheapDeals = ?

Minionshateme = Motormaster

WhyMyBrotherHateMe? = RID Prime

Page 13 is evil

Siren = Cybertron Thunderblast

TheClaw! = Cybertron Shortround

Two-Ton Techie = Rhinox

I_can't_get_up = The Fallen

Speedy'n'Sneaky = ?

Page 14

RobotGrandpa = G1 Wheeljack

Flying Fire Truck = Cybertron Prime

Hawkeye = ?

Flying Ace = Powerglide

Fumes = Smokescreen

Loose Cannon = Warpath

NoFlamingMeansNoFlaming! = Tow-Line

Big Three = ?

Heaven_or_Hell = Armada Sideways

Flathead = ?

Page 15

The Fuzz = ?

sportscar_chaser = Sideburn

SpeedQueen = Override

Let me know if I missed anything in this list, I'm not entirly sure it's accurate. Oh and no more new ones till all these ? have been taken care of or dissregarded for not posting in over a week.

Bartrim wrote:Speedy'n'Sneaky- Cybertron Ransack

BigThree- Cybertron Crumplezone

just guessing

Right on Ransack.

Dynamax wrote:

Bartrim wrote:Speedy'n'Sneaky- Cybertron Ransack

BigThree- Cybertron Crumplezone

just guessing

Right on Ransack.

Since he offered to Incinerate Ransack & has 3 heads is BigThree Cybertron Scourge?

And yes SpeedQueen is Override.

Yep, The Fuzz was Rid Prowl. Hawkeye was First Aid. Sportscar_Chaser was Rid Sideburn.

Big Three, how bout Cybertron Dirtboss, cause he was one of the guys who came in the top three in the races.

Saber Prime wrote:
SecretAgentMan = ?

Confirmed as Walter Barnett

"And stop putting a U in my name, ya freakin' Brits!" - Platoon Artillery

Zombie Starscream wrote:

Zombie Starscream wrote:Here's another:
I got cut off in traffic by some jerk today -LuvMeTender

That sux -YummyTasty

Did he give you the Idiot's Salute? -Da Chump Master B

Yes, Unfortunatly. -LuvMeTender

If I were you, I would have pounded him! -Da Chump Master B

Awww, thats not nice, he needs a friend -YummyTasty

I was worried he'd scratch up my beautiful paint job.- LuvMeTender

If I saw him, he would be shaking in his boots with terror, and literally shaking, as the way I pound things, he wouldn't be able to stand. -Da Chump Master B

If you ever get a scratch or a ding, a guy who I hang around with a lot might be able to help you. He and me are great friends, so I think he wouldn't mind if he had to do a favor.-YummyTasty

I'm tempted to say that Da Chump Master B is Rumble(or Frenzy, no RIB/FIR stuff again )

YummyTasty is....Wheeljack maybe?