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Shadowman wrote:Platoon Commander: Onsluaght

Platoon Recon: Blast Off

Platoon Gunner: Swindle

Platoon Airstrike: Vortex

Platoon Artillery: Brawl

I'm not sure if that's right, though.

So close, Stinkoman, and yet so far....

You sure Poetic's not gonna read this? - Platoon Artillery

Or our boss? - Platoon Gunner

I'm your boss!!!!! - Platoon Commander

Fine, *your* boss... Or your boss's boss, for that matter. That better? - Platoon Recon

I think Commander's just annoyed that he's the big dog he was for all of five seconds before his boss came along. - Platoon Airstrike

I'll remember that next time I'm deciding who gets to patrol the Arctic Circle. - Platoon Commander

Nemesis Primal wrote:

Shadowman wrote:Platoon Commander: Onsluaght

Platoon Recon: Blast Off

Platoon Gunner: Swindle

Platoon Airstrike: Vortex

Platoon Artillery: Brawl

I'm not sure if that's right, though.

So close, Stinkoman, and yet so far....

You sure Poetic's not gonna read this? - Platoon Artillery

Or our boss? - Platoon Gunner

I'm your boss!!!!! - Platoon Commander

Fine, *your* boss... Or your boss's boss, for that matter. That better? - Platoon Recon

I think Commander's just annoyed that he's the big dog he was for all of five seconds before his boss came along. - Platoon Airstrike

I'll remember that next time I'm deciding who gets to patrol the Arctic Circle. - Platoon Commander

It is their RID versions; I don't care to recall all of those names.

Ok, here's some more, some easy:

-Oh man, I just got slagged on my first mission . I didn't think those guys would team up on me....-perfectcombination

-Ooo !!!! I caught that stupid noodlenoggin looking up my skirt agian!!!-nursette

-Oh man, how come he gets all the breaks? I wanna see too! *gets slapped by nursette* Owww!-deputy

-Hee hee, ha ha ha!!! *WHOMP!!!* Oww...-noodlenoggin

-PERVERTS!!!!!-nursette

-Hey, if you three don't calm down, you don't get to go with me to the mountains this weekend.-notprime

-We get no attention, none whatsoever. We barely got five seconds of screen time!!-disgruntled_dino #1

-Yeah, and according to the mangas, we got left behind on Earth ta boot!!!-disgruntled_dino #2

Predaprince wrote:

Nemesis Primal wrote:

Shadowman wrote:Platoon Commander: Onsluaght

Platoon Recon: Blast Off

Platoon Gunner: Swindle

Platoon Airstrike: Vortex

Platoon Artillery: Brawl

I'm not sure if that's right, though.

So close, Stinkoman, and yet so far....

You sure Poetic's not gonna read this? - Platoon Artillery

Or our boss? - Platoon Gunner

I'm your boss!!!!! - Platoon Commander

Fine, *your* boss... Or your boss's boss, for that matter. That better? - Platoon Recon

I think Commander's just annoyed that he's the big dog he was for all of five seconds before his boss came along. - Platoon Airstrike

I'll remember that next time I'm deciding who gets to patrol the Arctic Circle. - Platoon Commander

It is their RID versions; I don't care to recall all of those names.

Look them up, or you get no cookie.

So there's us, there's the guys that we look like, and there's guys the would look like us if they ever separated... And we've got one faction symbolt that doesn't exist, and another we're never actually shwon wearing. What's the deal with that? - Platoon Recon

Don't think too hard about it. I speak from experience, continuity is a nasty thing. I speak from experience. - Space Lifeguard

You have no idea what us and our newfound teammates went through to keep it from imploding. - Van Helsing

Thanks... I think. - Platoon Artillery

Look, do you want to exist or not? - Van Helsing

Easy, Van. I think artillery's just a bit rough around the edges... Besides, we had quite a trip, didn't we? An adventure, I guess you could call it. And we found out our homeworld exists! - Space Lifeguard.

Don't you COME from there? - Platoon Recon

Yeah, I started my life ther, but then I didn't know it existed until I met someone from there. Like I said, continuity's a slippery thing. - Space Lifeguard

Told ya. - Platoon Recon

It almost ate us. Long story. - Van Helsing

Nemesis Primal wrote:

Saber Prime wrote:Well it kinda was a joke but I'm going to give a better hint of who it is.

"Sorry I haven't posted in a while, welcome to the fourms Tater. If you're an Autobot or a human I'm sure you'll make friends quickly here but if you're a Decepticon it's more likly someone's going to stab/shoot you in the back. Unlike me you won't come back from the dead." -Administrator

Sorry for the double post, but.... Er, is it G1 Optimus Prime?

Did the line about comming back from the dead give it away?

NextInLine- Starscream G1, Zombie Starscream p.1
TheBlueAngel- Thundercracker, ZS
SpeakSoftlyButCarryBIGCannon- Soundwave G1, Saber Prime
I'mNotAMegazord- Energon Optimus Prime, SP
MajorHeadAch- Galvatron G1, SP
Somebodyholdme- G1 Megatron, SP
JHNKJ0 CF5LKN- Unicron G1, SP
LuvMeTender- ?, Zombie Starscream
YummyTasty- ?, ZS
Da Chump Master B- ?, ZS
Unappreciatedtransport- Astrotrain G1, Unchrasimatic
inspacenoonecanhearmescream- ?, Dynamax
Nobody_cares :[- ?, D
die_young_die_pretty- ?, D p.1
good_looking_speedster- Sunstreaker, tequila stu p.2
cheeky_devil- Sideswipe G1, ts
Cyclopse- ?, Saber Prime
Megalomaniac- BW Megatron, SP
Moderator_Beast- BW Optimus Primal, SP
throwing_wrench- Ratchet, tequila stu
poeticmaster- Skybite, Unchrasimatic p.2
Honorary_Autobot- Rad, Saber Prime p.3
Yellow_Corona- Armada Sparkplug, SP
Pops- Sparkplug G1, SP
Head_Trio- Energon Highwire, SP
thetruechosenone- Ultra Magnus RID, Unchrasimatic p.3
Legs_Trio- Energon Grindor, Saber Prime p.4
Trigger- Armada Payload, SP
Torso_Trio- Energon Sureshock, SP
I<3sugarcubes- BW Inferno, Unchrasimatic
lionheart- Leozack, Unchrasimatic
Cyber_Sting- ?, Dynamax
The_matrix_has_you- Rodimus Prime, Shadowman
Beldar_of_Cybertron- Thrust G1, S
Easter_Bunny_Of_Death- Cyclonus G1, S
Mr. Blue- Rumble, S
Mr. Red- Frenzy, S p.4
thenumberyoucannotcompute- Omega Supreme, Unchrasimatic p.5
whyuniversehateme- Waspinator, U p.5
atransformer- Dion?, Unchrasimatic p.6
Administrator- G1 Optimus Prime, Saber Prime
Reformated- Energon Demolishor, Unchrasimatic
Cranky- Gears, Saber Prime
Speedy Ganzolus- Blurr G1, SP
wanna_soak_up_the_sun- Snarl G1, Duke of Luns
goldbird- Buzzsaw G1, DL p.6
paranoia-will-destroy-ya- Red Alert G1, DL p.7
lilyellow- Bumblebee G1, Unchrasimatic
Guardian 1- Omega Supreme G1, Saber Prime
OpenFaceMask- Skyfire G1, SP
Theblackone- Skywarp, Unchrasimatic
lostwithoutyou- Black Arachnia BM, Duke of Luns
fang- Deathcobra, DL
dirtyrottenscoundrel- Hellbat, DL p.7
ROUS- Rattrap, Nemesis Primal p.8
Lancelot- Silverbolt BW, NP
Shogun Raptor- Dinobot BW, NP
deathfromabove- Jetstorm BM, Duke of Luns
cyclopshurtme- Circuit Breaker, DL p.8
SecretAgentMan- ?, Unchrasimatic p.9
Digger- Scoop, Duke of Luns
Commando- Roadbuster, DL
Chopperlift- Whirl, DL p.9
tater- Transmutate, Nemesis Primal p.10
Three By Sea- Tidal Wave, NP
Drills- Twin Twist, Duke of Luns
Platoon Leader- ?, Nemesis Primal
Space Lifeguard- ?, NP
Van Helsing- ?, NP
Platoon Artillery- ?, NP
Platoon Commander- ?, NP
Platoon Gunner- ?, NP
Platoon Recon- ?, NP
Platoon Airstrike- ?, NP p.10
perfectcombination- ? Duke of Luns p.11
nursette- ?, DL
deputy- ?, DL
noodlenoggin- ?, DL
notprime- ?, DL
disgruntled_dino #1- ?, DL
disgruntled_dino #2- ?, DL

The unknown ones are LuvMeTender, YummyTasty, and Da Chump Master B by Zombie Starscream

inspacenoonecanhearmescream, Nobody_cares :[, die_young_die_pretty, and Cyber_Sting by Dynamax

Cyclopse by Saber Prime

SecretAgentMan by Unchrasimatic

and the new ones on pages 10 and 11 by Nemesis Primal and Duke of Luns

I think Zombie Starscream's three and die_young_die_pretty are Stunticons, but I don't know which ones are each.
I still think inspacenoonecanhearmescream is Blast Off, but it hasn't been confirmed and one clue doesn't match.
I'll let others have a crack at the new ones first.

Platoon Commander: Mega_octane

Platoon Recon: Movor

Platoon Gunner: Rollbar

Platoon Airstrike: Ro-tor (ack can't spell it)

Platoon Artillery: Armourhide

die_young_die_pretty: dead end?

Dragonoth wrote:Cyclopse- G1 Shockwave, Saber Prime

You had a question mark but that was guessed correctly in the verry next post

Saber Prime wrote:

Dragonoth wrote:Cyclopse- G1 Shockwave, Saber Prime

You had a question mark but that was guessed correctly in the verry next post

Sorry, missed that one.

In other news, TransFormers vs Go-Bots interplanetary arena coming soon to a picture thread near you! Will Dragonoth finally break his procrastination habit? Tune in at Eleven. - Boob_Tube_Devotee

Dragonoth wrote:In other news, TransFormers vs Go-Bots interplanetary arena coming soon to a picture thread near you! Will Dragonoth finally break his procrastination habit? Tune in at Eleven. - Boob_Tube_Devotee

Wreck-Gar?

Dragonoth wrote:I still think inspacenoonecanhearmescream is Blast Off, but it hasn't been confirmed and one clue doesn't match.
I'll let others have a crack at the new ones first.

Hey, I said Blast Off too! We need an answer on this one.

Stormshadow wrote:Platoon Commander: Mega_octane

Platoon Recon: Movor

Platoon Gunner: Rollbar

Platoon Airstrike: Ro-tor (ack can't spell it)

Platoon Artillery: Armourhide

Ding ding ding! We have a winner! You get half the cookie!

Predaprince gets a third for guessing it was the ruination components but being too lazy to look up the names...

And Shadowman gets the remaining sixth for getting you two on the right track, and for putting up with me calling him Stinkoman.

Edit: Pardon the double post... Sheer absent-mindedness.

He means that literally. We took his head for a game of ping-pong. - Platoon Recon

Predaprince wrote:

Dragonoth wrote:In other news, TransFormers vs Go-Bots interplanetary arena coming soon to a picture thread near you! Will Dragonoth finally break his procrastination habit? Tune in at Eleven. - Boob_Tube_Devotee

Wreck-Gar?

Bing, bing, bing! Tell him what he's won! - Boob_Tube_Devotee

A case of Turtle Wax and a year's supply of Seibertron, the TransFans' treat! - TV_Disciple_14

I did manage to get the pictures taken, but the processing center was closed by the time I got off work. I'll try to have them up tomorrow.

And I'd like to solve the puzzle: nursette is Minerva, deputy is Siren, and noodlenoggin is Hosehead. That makes notprime Ginrai. I like Headmasters!

Sorry about my absence. RL, work had me drained.

Cyber_Sting is BW Scorponok
inspacenoonecanhearmescream Is G1 Blast Off (I was trying to emulate how he wished he was used more, as mentioned in his Marvel Bio.)
and die_young_die_pretty is G1 Dead End.

Were there any guesses for Nobody_Cares :[?

If not I'll do him now and add one more.

You know the one thing I got praised for was what I did in the movie. The fans may not like it but I killed that guy with one shot. They mock me because they felt it should have been a more..glamourous Decepticon. It hurts to hear that. - Nobody_Cares :[

At least you got to survive it, all I got was one hell of a headache and written out after I got chucked into space. Turned into some slagging drone. - Botkicker

That's true...though you didn't have to put up with Chaar, and the starvation..and our crazy new leader. He made a new gestalt out of animals and cast us aside...we were his favourites back in the day and now nothing. - Nobody_Cares :[

And the Japanese killed your team off in a lavabath in Transformers: Zone right? - Botkicker

....thanks for reminding me. - Nobody_Cares :[

Hey, at leat you survived to the last animated G1 cartoon ever. I came back as one of those animation error extras a few times in season 3 but that's it for me really. I like how the fans believe we survived due to the chance we gave old Bullethead some clones instead of the real us. - Botkicker

Yeah, goes to show the fans do care, even if they are disgustingly squishy organics. - Nobody_cares :[

Nemesis Primal wrote:

Unchrasimatic wrote:Oh and good guesses for SecretAgentMan, you're on the right track but not the right name yet.

I almost made a terrible mistake, I was part of a publicity stunt to have lilyellow and some of his friends put to death on national television. Luckily for them I realised that they were on our side in time to smuggle out their brain modules -SecretAgentMan

Is he the III guy? Um... *Heads off to Teletraan 1*

Walter Barnett?

Correct!

Right time for me to do a new one:

At least you know how you died, Nobody_cares:[ some mechs just dissapear! I used to have a partner, but a while ago I woke up to find that I had a new body and he had vanished! I just don't know what to do by myself, we were so inseperable that most fans can't even tell us apart. - halfcharger

Dynamax wrote:
You know the one thing I got praised for was what I did in the movie. The fans may not like it but I killed that guy with one shot. They mock me because they felt it should have been a more..glamourous Decepticon. It hurts to hear that. - Nobody_Cares :[

At least you got to survive it, all I got was one hell of a headache and written out after I got chucked into space. Turned into some slagging drone. - Botkicker

That's true...though you didn't have to put up with Chaar, and the starvation..and our crazy new leader. He made a new gestalt out of animals and cast us aside...we were his favourites back in the day and now nothing. - Nobody_Cares :[

And the Japanese killed your team off in a lavabath in Transformers: Zone right? - Botkicker

....thanks for reminding me. - Nobody_Cares :[

Hey, at leat you survived to the last animated G1 cartoon ever. I came back as one of those animation error extras a few times in season 3 but that's it for me really. I like how the fans believe we survived due to the chance we gave old Bullethead some clones instead of the real us. - Botkicker

Yeah, goes to show the fans do care, even if they are disgustingly squishy organics. - Nobody_cares :[

Nobody_cares :[ is Scavenger and Botkicker is Kickback.

Correct Predaprince.

And is halfcharger Cybertron Runamuck?

Dynamax wrote:Correct Predaprince.

And is halfcharger Cybertron Runamuck?

Yes he is. Seriously though what kind of sick blasphemy is it to have Runamuck but no Runabout?

Zombie Starscream wrote:Here's another:
I got cut off in traffic by some jerk today -LuvMeTender

That sux -YummyTasty

Did he give you the Idiot's Salute? -Da Chump Master B

Yes, Unfortunatly. -LuvMeTender

If I were you, I would have pounded him! -Da Chump Master B

Awww, thats not nice, he needs a friend -YummyTasty

I was worried he'd scratch up my beautiful paint job.- LuvMeTender

If I saw him, he would be shaking in his boots with terror, and literally shaking, as the way I pound things, he wouldn't be able to stand. -Da Chump Master B

If you ever get a scratch or a ding, a guy who I hang around with a lot might be able to help you. He and me are great friends, so I think he wouldn't mind if he had to do a favor.-YummyTasty

"I don't get it. It seems I will end up getting a upgrade into a new being. My mind and body gets changed. I become someone else entirely. It gets put on videotap and sent back in time, and still NO ONE belives it is me." -MindbenderRingo

"sigh. those seekers just have too much charisma in their favor. I am worried the site administrator is watching me. He just keeps watching me no matter what I do." ParnoidAndroid

"Hey, how about clicking on my new site for hot deals on cool cybertronian surplus. It's so cheap I am practically giving it away." - CheapDeals

"This is your final warning cheap deals, do that again you are banned permanently. Freedom to chat in a room free of decepticon spam is the right of all sentient beings." - administrator

"see, he's going out of the way to target decepticons, he is watching me, they're all watching me." - ParanoidAndroid

FirstChAoS wrote:"I don't get it. It seems I will end up getting a upgrade into a new being. My mind and body gets changed. I become someone else entirely. It gets put on videotap and sent back in time, and still NO ONE belives it is me." -MindbenderRingo

"sigh. those seekers just have too much charisma in their favor. I am worried the site administrator is watching me. He just keeps watching me no matter what I do." ParnoidAndroid

"Hey, how about clicking on my new site for hot deals on cool cybertronian surplus. It's so cheap I am practically giving it away." - CheapDeals

"This is your final warning cheap deals, do that again you are banned permanently. Freedom to chat in a room free of decepticon spam is the right of all sentient beings." - administrator

"see, he's going out of the way to target decepticons, he is watching me, they're all watching me." - ParanoidAndroid

CheapDeals is Swindle, MindbenderRingo is Bombshell and not sure about the last one.

I'm going out on a limb and say ParanoidAndriod is Red Alert.

Is Paranoid Android Marvin? Oh wait he's not a Transformer.

(Sorry couldn't resist mentioning my favorite depressed robot from my favorite book.)

"I hate that Administrator. What makes him so great that he gets to tell everyone what to do?" -Minionshateme

"I know, I should be the Administrator here." -SomebodyHoldMe

"I'm the Admin because I started this site, you should just consideryourself lucky I don't ban all you Decepticons." -Administrator

"Hey maybe I should be the Adminastrator, all I do is stare at a computer screen all day anyway." -WhyMyBrotherHateMe?

Neko wrote:I'm going out on a limb and say ParanoidAndriod is Red Alert.

Paranoid android is my failed attempt at writing s characterwhose characterization from the cartoons/comics i forgot and was trying to fake it from a write up on the character i found online, it was breakdown, the stuntacon who is so paranoid he thinks streetlights watch him.

as for the other two, you got them right.