The Energon Pub

by **Jacoiros** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:51 am

Optimus Prime is now your godfather. The war is over, and the Autobot/Decepticon truce is in full effect. As a result, you get to hang out with the Transformers on a regular basis. You'll even get to visit Cybertron every now and again.

You can choose between having the above reality, or being given fifty million dollars. Which do you take?

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:06 pm

The $50,000,000.

I would still have to work for the rest of my life if I was friends with the Transformers. And how I would hold down that job when I'm constantly hanging out with them?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:16 pm

Definitely the $50,000,000. I'd set $25,000,000 aside for yourself (Spending within reason), then spend the other half in the stock market, and I wouldn't ever have to work again, ever.

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:11 pm

I'd pick Transformers.
I've never had money, and although I'd love having it, it's best I stick to what I get. I'm not into getting whatever I want with senseless cash, I'm irresponsible and spend it anyway.
Besides, hanging with Tf's whenever would be one thing I could always look on as something cool I did.

News Credits: 7 · by **Omega Charge** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:33 pm

I don't know, it's a tough decision. I might just pick Transformers. I would love to be right there with Optimus Prime...

It would be an experience that if I missed out on it I would look back and beat myself up about it from the comfort of my mansion. I'd be set for life in the way of buying Transformers, but I'd much rather have the REAL THING! And having adventures like that and being with my total heroes would outweigh any comforts of normal life.

News Credits: 104 · by **Cyber Bishop** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:46 pm

Show me the money!!

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:47 pm

Cyber Bishop wrote:Show me the money!!

Damn straight. Realistically it's the obvious choice.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:19 pm

hey i could make ,money off the transformers and when im done id be
$100,000,000 richer than what your offering

News Credits: 7 · by **Omega Charge** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:21 pm

That's what I was sort of thinking. I could charge to have the Bots give rides... :twisted:

I'd probably get some sort of spoils out of it.

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:36 pm

Easily, TransFormers.

That kind of adventure, sights to see, the experiences, the life lived...you can't put a price on that.

Money corrupts (especially at that level) and turns people (at least the ones I know) into monsters of greed.

I've seen people run the gamut with money, and it's a sight to behold.
Blissfully happy and have everything when they're rich, then lose it all and be miserable.

I've also witnessed people lose it all and be happier than they ever had been before.

Life is what you make it, the money might help for a while, but it's an empty and cold existence.

News Credits: 1082 · by **Tigertrack** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:42 pm

Wheelimus Prime wrote:hey i could make ,money off the transformers and when im done id be
$100,000,000 richer than what your offering

Since real live TFs would fail in comparison to Bay's movie monsters, you would probably having a hard time selling their appearances to children..."Mommy that's not a Twansformer. It isn't scary enough..."

Money.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:52 pm

tigertracks 24 wrote:
Wheelimus Prime wrote:hey i could make ,money off the transformers and when im done id be
$100,000,000 richer than what your offering

Since real live TFs would fail in comparison to Bay's movie monsters, you would probably having a hard time selling their appearances to children..."Mommy that's not a Twansformer. It isn't scary enough..."

Money.

how bout this

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:59 pm

Take the money, use it to build a arsenal of weapons which you then use to turn the Autobot scum into scrap metal.

Sell the scrap metal for recycling then live off the profits. You're rich and the world is free of a bunch of do-gooders.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:06 pm

Burn wrote:Take the money, use it to build a arsenal of weapons which you then use to turn the Autobot scum into scrap metal.

Sell the scrap metal for recycling then live off the profits. You're rich and the world is free of a bunch of do-gooders.

now its my tern to find a flaw in your plan

if the world is full of cons how can you keep your money if everyone trying to steal itand you no success at that is iminate

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:11 pm

Who says everyone will be trying to steal the money?

That's just an assumption on YOUR part and is NOT a flaw in my plan.

Besides, why stop at the Autobots? Once they're out the way you turn the guns towards the 'Cons and ensure there is no Cybertronian presence on Earth whatsoever.

By this stage i'll be regarded as a hero to humanity and worshipped for ridding the planet of alien scum.

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:13 pm

Burn wrote:By this stage i'll be regarded as a hero to humanity and worshipped for ridding the planet of alien scum.

Until reinforcements.

But wait, you blew them up too right? 8-}

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:16 pm

Burn wrote:Who says everyone will be trying to steal the money?

That's just an assumption on YOUR part and is NOT a flaw in my plan.

Besides, why stop at the Autobots? Once they're out the way you turn the guns towards the 'Cons and ensure there is no Cybertronian presence on Earth whatsoever.

By this stage i'll be regarded as a hero to humanity and worshipped for ridding the planet of alien scum.

ahhhh but your a con making you scum and youd have to shoot yourself for being said contoo much logic gotta xsit dxown bfor while in party forum :HALUC:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:24 pm

No, i'm a human. :roll:

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:32 pm

Burn wrote:No, i'm a human.

are you sure

and you got me there :-(

by **Halo** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:14 pm

Burn wrote:Who says everyone will be trying to steal the money?

That's just an assumption on YOUR part and is NOT a flaw in my plan.

Besides, why stop at the Autobots? Once they're out the way you turn the guns towards the 'Cons and ensure there is no Cybertronian presence on Earth whatsoever.

By this stage i'll be regarded as a hero to humanity and worshipped for ridding the planet of alien scum.

I like this plan. It's made of epic win.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:36 pm

Halo appreciates good old fashioned genocide against alien races.

I shall take her as my Queen!

errr ... not that I mentioned anything about world domination. :WHISTLE:

News Credits: 7 · by **Roadbuster** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:29 pm

I'd take the money. keep most of it and give $10,000,000 to you guys. Now before you call me gneerous, there's a catch. There must always be one.

No, I wouldn't split it up evenly amongst each Seibertron member. I'd let you guys figure that out, or fight over it until one of you is left standing, whichever comes easiest.

News Credits: 1 · by ***Galvatron*** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:35 pm

I'll take the bloody money so I can escape from the insane asylum where I work / reside! 8-}

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:40 pm

Roadbuster wrote:I'd take the money. keep most of it and give $10,000,000 to you guys. Now before you call me gneerous, there's a catch. There must always be one.

No, I wouldn't split it up evenly amongst each Seibertron member. I'd let you guys figure that out, or fight over it until one of you is left standing, whichever comes easiest.

Well, Burn has the giant Death Ray. I think this is pretty much a null point.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:42 pm

Roadbuster wrote:No, I wouldn't split it up evenly amongst each Seibertron member. I'd let you guys figure that out, or fight over it until one of you is left standing, whichever comes easiest.

All I ask is for $1000.

I shall then take that $1000 down to the local bookie and split it between Halo and Counterpunch to make it to the finals of this $9,999,000 tournament. For a bet like that shall bring me untold wealth!

And rumors of my giant Death Ray are just that. Rumors. Shadowman wishes he knew all of my secrets.