Not a cartoon.
TO THE BOX WITH HIM!
*A nurgling comes up and whispers in PW's ear*
You lost the box? How? ... well get something!
*The nurglings put out a refrigerator box with a big frowny face painted on it*
... an attempt was made.
Ask Psycho Warrior
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu Jan 08, 2026 2:59 am
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
Corrosive Slime Shooter
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by Rodimus Prime Thu Jan 08, 2026 8:50 pm
Motto:
"Individual freedom above all else."
It is not a cartoon... 
Pee-Wee,
How many times does 1 have to fvck around before 1 finds out?
Pee-Wee,
How many times does 1 have to fvck around before 1 finds out?
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu Jan 08, 2026 11:11 pm
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
Corrosive Slime Shooter
Rhombus Prime Number
That's a complicated question.
The number of potential times one can find out is proportionally more likely by the severity of the fvck around.
Like the last time PW tried to crank call random people with the 'your refrigerator running gag' little did I know I called Refrigerator World and found he had somehow let all of his stock run and he invited me down for a reward.
The reward was a beating.
That's a complicated question.
The number of potential times one can find out is proportionally more likely by the severity of the fvck around.
Like the last time PW tried to crank call random people with the 'your refrigerator running gag' little did I know I called Refrigerator World and found he had somehow let all of his stock run and he invited me down for a reward.
The reward was a beating.
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by megatran Thu Feb 12, 2026 10:00 pm
Motto:
"Improve on yesterday"
Weapon:
Fusion Blaster Cannon
Hey PW,
Help! Help!
It's Friday 13th. And I've already broke mirror ceiling , stepped on a black puss while crossing paths, walked under a stocking ladder.
What step(s) can I take to avoid further bad luck & turn my luck around?
*sees out of corner of eye a man with a hockey mask*
Help! Help!
It's Friday 13th. And I've already broke mirror ceiling , stepped on a black puss while crossing paths, walked under a stocking ladder.
What step(s) can I take to avoid further bad luck & turn my luck around?
*sees out of corner of eye a man with a hockey mask*
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu Feb 12, 2026 10:32 pm
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
Corrosive Slime Shooter
SuperMegaHyperForceTranGo!
Well, at this point your only hope is to run to the nearest sorority or frat house, run through it and our masked friend will be too busy butchering all the sex having college kids to bother with you.
Afterward, I'd suggest grinding up and snorting a lucky horse shoe, throwing a bag of salt over your shoulder, and hitting a bicyclist with your car.
the bicyclist won't improve your luck, I just want less cyclists on the road.
Well, at this point your only hope is to run to the nearest sorority or frat house, run through it and our masked friend will be too busy butchering all the sex having college kids to bother with you.
Afterward, I'd suggest grinding up and snorting a lucky horse shoe, throwing a bag of salt over your shoulder, and hitting a bicyclist with your car.
the bicyclist won't improve your luck, I just want less cyclists on the road.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by megatran Thu Feb 19, 2026 10:21 pm
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Hey PW.
It's Lunar/Chinese New Year. I should be focusng on all things posiitive but this question I have has me thinking. Here it is.
You know when you see on tv a drug bust of an imported cargo load. Perhaps hidden in boxes of food stuff or maybe in heavy machinery. Never in Transformers toys. They always mention the street value like a really stupendously big, big amount.
Where does one get the street valuation from?!?! Do the News crews have their own supplier?
It's not like you go to a property valuer to get your house appraised. Or a jeweller for all things precious jewels.
It's Lunar/Chinese New Year. I should be focusng on all things posiitive but this question I have has me thinking. Here it is.
You know when you see on tv a drug bust of an imported cargo load. Perhaps hidden in boxes of food stuff or maybe in heavy machinery. Never in Transformers toys. They always mention the street value like a really stupendously big, big amount.
Where does one get the street valuation from?!?! Do the News crews have their own supplier?
It's not like you go to a property valuer to get your house appraised. Or a jeweller for all things precious jewels.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu Feb 19, 2026 11:50 pm
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
Corrosive Slime Shooter
Dr. Tran
See, newscasters have a secret network of underground drug contacts that they use to help them gauge the shipments the cops bust.
This is to help keep the news crew accurate, and to let the other drug lords know that the cops took the bait and ended up with the cheap crap. The real shipment's hidden in all those rey skywalker action figures that no one's buying.
That's why they tanked the sequel movies. to move metric tons of blow.
See, newscasters have a secret network of underground drug contacts that they use to help them gauge the shipments the cops bust.
This is to help keep the news crew accurate, and to let the other drug lords know that the cops took the bait and ended up with the cheap crap. The real shipment's hidden in all those rey skywalker action figures that no one's buying.
That's why they tanked the sequel movies. to move metric tons of blow.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by megatran Sat Feb 21, 2026 12:09 am
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"Improve on yesterday"
Weapon:
Fusion Blaster Cannon
Psycho Warrior wrote:Dr. Tran
See, newscasters have a secret network of underground drug contacts that they use to help them gauge the shipments the cops bust.
This is to help keep the news crew accurate, and to let the other drug lords know that the cops took the bait and ended up with the cheap crap. The real shipment's hidden in all those rey skywalker action figures that no one's buying.
That's why they tanked the sequel movies. to move metric tons of blow.
And perhaps in those Marvel's Vulture and LeBron figurines, too. Explains why all the heads are missing!
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by megatran Mon Apr 06, 2026 10:39 pm
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"Improve on yesterday"
Weapon:
Fusion Blaster Cannon
Hey PW,
A couple questions with the Artemis II program.
NASA astronauts travel further from Earth than any humans before. Did NASA send the wrong crew for this mission? I mean, I can come up with a handful of deplorables to send farthest from Earth.
And secondly, in relation to the faulty toilet fan on board the spacecraft, Is it one small toilet flush for man; one giant flush for mankind?
A couple questions with the Artemis II program.
NASA astronauts travel further from Earth than any humans before. Did NASA send the wrong crew for this mission? I mean, I can come up with a handful of deplorables to send farthest from Earth.
And secondly, in relation to the faulty toilet fan on board the spacecraft, Is it one small toilet flush for man; one giant flush for mankind?
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Apr 07, 2026 9:42 am
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
Corrosive Slime Shooter
Mega TRANing to defeat Goku
Considering one guy clogged the toilet on the way up, I would have believed they sent Homer Simpson on his second space mission. And considering the dude who broke the toilet was indian, I think a new hell has been created. Trapped in an air tight tin can breathing indian food fumes for weeks.
The astronauts are going to need a full nasal reconstruction when they get back.
Considering one guy clogged the toilet on the way up, I would have believed they sent Homer Simpson on his second space mission. And considering the dude who broke the toilet was indian, I think a new hell has been created. Trapped in an air tight tin can breathing indian food fumes for weeks.
The astronauts are going to need a full nasal reconstruction when they get back.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by megatran Wed May 13, 2026 11:44 pm
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Hey PW.
WARNING. MATURE THEMES
Got asked this at a Safety training course recently.
If you could only rescue one person (not including yourself) in a drowning scenario out at sea, would it be your:
A) Mom
B) Wife/Husband/Partner
C) Only child
There is no one else to help. The people you cannot rescue will die.
WARNING. MATURE THEMES
Got asked this at a Safety training course recently.
If you could only rescue one person (not including yourself) in a drowning scenario out at sea, would it be your:
A) Mom
B) Wife/Husband/Partner
C) Only child
There is no one else to help. The people you cannot rescue will die.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu May 14, 2026 12:26 pm
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"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
Corrosive Slime Shooter
NegaFran
You call this mature? Bish you'd suffer sanity damage if you know what I call too much.
And I would save my grumpy bear commemorative keychain. My wife and children would understand. my mom tho? She'd only understand if it was hello kitty and heck now I'm not taking that to the beach.
You call this mature? Bish you'd suffer sanity damage if you know what I call too much.
And I would save my grumpy bear commemorative keychain. My wife and children would understand. my mom tho? She'd only understand if it was hello kitty and heck now I'm not taking that to the beach.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior
Posted by Drop Bear Fri May 15, 2026 5:43 pm
Motto:
"Well, I'll be a Cybertronic bolt-bat!"
Weapon:
Hypersonic Concussion Blasters
I didn’t post there often (when I did, though, it was good fun), but sometimes I think about the Official Party Forum and I miss it. I’m betting you haven’t forgotten about it, PW. Do you miss it, too?
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