The Energon Pub

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:31 am

Hellscream9999 wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:Sooo... I have to work overnight tonight .. so far so good, you guys are entertaining me..... keep me awake until 7am eastern!

Ouch, what'd you get stuck with, graveyard shift at a hospital

I'll probably be on for another hour or so, but, so long as we have Nemesis Maximo, we have nothing to worry about

Close... 24 hour drug store (2 blocks from a hospital, 1 block from 3 bars :-P

)

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:33 am

ctrlFrequency wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:Sooo... I have to work overnight tonight .. so far so good, you guys are entertaining me..... keep me awake until 7am eastern!

Ouch, what'd you get stuck with, graveyard shift at a hospital

I'll probably be on for another hour or so, but, so long as we have Nemesis Maximo, we have nothing to worry about

Close... 24 hour drug store (2 blocks from a hospital, 1 block from 3 bars )

Oh... that's easily worse :HEADHURTS:

News Credits: 1644 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:36 am

Hellscream9999 wrote:
Burn wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:
Burn wrote:
D-Maximus_Prime wrote:

Farting is a natural thing to do, just let it out.

oooooohhhhhh, so that's what he meant, so glad we have you here to decide what D-Max means when he's drunk posting

You couldn't tell that was clearly his constipated face?

Man! How'd I miss that

I hate both of you :-P

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:38 am

Hellscream9999 wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:Sooo... I have to work overnight tonight .. so far so good, you guys are entertaining me..... keep me awake until 7am eastern!

Ouch, what'd you get stuck with, graveyard shift at a hospital

I'll probably be on for another hour or so, but, so long as we have Nemesis Maximo, we have nothing to worry about

Close... 24 hour drug store (2 blocks from a hospital, 1 block from 3 bars )

Oh... that's easily worse

Good advertising opportunities though: get sloshed at the bars with D-Max, then go to the drugstore 1 block away and make sure to buy plenty of name-brand painkillers for the hangover in the morning.

News Credits: 54 · by **Deadput** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:41 am

Well after asking what was with the civil war sigs I'm here now and have had fun reading this thread.

I still have no idea what were talking about besides Burn/Stalker vs Vaal/Alpha Bravo and D-Maximus_Prime getting drunk.

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:46 am

Nemesis Maximo wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:Sooo... I have to work overnight tonight .. so far so good, you guys are entertaining me..... keep me awake until 7am eastern!

Ouch, what'd you get stuck with, graveyard shift at a hospital

I'll probably be on for another hour or so, but, so long as we have Nemesis Maximo, we have nothing to worry about

Close... 24 hour drug store (2 blocks from a hospital, 1 block from 3 bars )

Oh... that's easily worse

Good advertising opportunities though: get sloshed at the bars with D-Max, then go to the drugstore 1 block away and make sure to buy plenty of name-brand painkillers for the hangover in the morning.

Oh, yeah, I'd repressed forgotten that rather awkward part of the war - where D-Max got drunk and tried to get ctrlFrequency to join his team...

Thanks :HEADHURTS:

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:46 am

Nemesis Maximo wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:Sooo... I have to work overnight tonight .. so far so good, you guys are entertaining me..... keep me awake until 7am eastern!

Ouch, what'd you get stuck with, graveyard shift at a hospital

I'll probably be on for another hour or so, but, so long as we have Nemesis Maximo, we have nothing to worry about

Close... 24 hour drug store (2 blocks from a hospital, 1 block from 3 bars )

Oh... that's easily worse

Good advertising opportunities though: get sloshed at the bars with D-Max, then go to the drugstore 1 block away and make sure to buy plenty of name-brand painkillers for the hangover in the morning.

The drunks have been fun tonight (fun to mess with), but yeah... waiting for D-Max to stumble in :-P

(i'm cruel to the drunks tonight (

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:51 am

Deadput wrote:Well after asking what was with the civil war sigs I'm here now and have had fun reading this thread.

I still have no idea what were talking about besides Burn/Stalker vs Vaal/Alpha Bravo and D-Maximus_Prime getting drunk.

This:

Nemesis Maximo wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:
Nemesis Maximo wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:
Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:I still don't understand.

You should consult Nemesis Maximo if you're still confused, he knows exactly what's goin' on at all times

lemme help you out, DS.

If reason exists, then Kevin Bacon must also exist. Reason does not exist. Therefore, The Cake is a lie. Reason does not equal Kevin Bacon.

If I say someone must have a gift, they must be given a thing. I say Hellscream must have a gift. Therefore, Hellscream is given a grapefruit. Therefore, Country music does not count.

I define Pie to be X. Since I can conceive of X, X must exist. Therefore, Pie exists.

I can conceive of a perfection. One of the qualities of perfection is existence. Therefore, Dwayne Johnson exists. Dwayne Johnson equals The Rock. Through the Commutative Property of Addition, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson = “The Johnson Rock” Dwayne. Therefore, this is all proven correct.

Necessary is either necessary or unnecessary. Since Necessary is not unnecessary, necessary must be necessary. Therefore, Pie.

Check out the giraffe. Isn't it really f***ing bizzare? God must have been a little high when he made them. Fo shizzle my dizzle.

Trust me, this all works.

So wait, if necessary must be necessary. Therefore, Pie. Does that mean that necessary = X

Well, we will have to break each component down into their most primitive visual forms to figure this out. To do that, we'll use lines. X has two lines, pretty straightforward. But not all letters are that easy: for example, R has three lines. Armed with this knowledge, here we go.

X = II = 2
NECESSARY = IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII = 23
PIE = IIIIIII = 7

So no.

Haven't you paid attention :-P

But now onto business, you have to choose a side and put that pic in your sig if you wanna play here

News Credits: 54 · by **Deadput** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:54 am

ctrlFrequency wrote:
The drunks have been fun tonight (fun to mess with), but yeah... waiting for D-Max to stumble in (i'm cruel to the drunks tonight (

Speaking of Drinks how does one make alcoholic drinks even taste good?

Every Beer or Wine I have had has tasted awful although Champagne is alright I guess things will be cheaper if I don't get into it.

Same goes for Coffee I hate it I prefer Hot Chocolate.

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:55 am

Deadput wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:
The drunks have been fun tonight (fun to mess with), but yeah... waiting for D-Max to stumble in (i'm cruel to the drunks tonight (

Speaking of Drinks how does one make alcoholic drinks even taste good?

Every Beer or Wine I have had has tasted awful although Champagne is alright I guess things will be cheaper if I don't get into it.

Same goes for Coffee I hate it I prefer Hot Chocolate.

I'm the same - except that I also dislike chocolate, maybe try the Smirnoff Ice drinks if they sell them up there, or something similar :-?

News Credits: 1644 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:01 am

You guys making fun of me. Calling me a slush, a drunkard, stumblin' in like no ones business. Huh. Calling me a flirt. huh! All Y'all causin' me troubles.

and btw: To make a drink good you mix it with something you like. Like a shot or 2 per red sol cup of your favorite drink. for example: jungle juice: hawaiian punch with vodka. You cannot taste the vodka. Boom.

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:06 am

Hellscream9999 wrote:
Deadput wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:
The drunks have been fun tonight (fun to mess with), but yeah... waiting for D-Max to stumble in (i'm cruel to the drunks tonight (

Speaking of Drinks how does one make alcoholic drinks even taste good?

Every Beer or Wine I have had has tasted awful although Champagne is alright I guess things will be cheaper if I don't get into it.

Same goes for Coffee I hate it I prefer Hot Chocolate.

I'm the same - except that I also dislike chocolate, maybe try the Smirnoff Ice drinks if they sell them up there, or something similar

You are both insane

(Good... not most American) beer

(Good, not cheap) Wine

Coffee ...

News Credits: 54 · by **Deadput** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:15 am

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:You guys making fun of me. Calling me a slush, a drunkard, stumblin' in like no ones business. Huh. Calling me a flirt. huh! All Y'all causin' me troubles.

and btw: To make a drink good you mix it with something you like. Like a shot or 2 per red sol cup of your favorite drink. for example: jungle juice: hawaiian punch with vodka. You cannot taste the vodka. Boom.

Tried having Ryan Coke (Rum with Coca-Cola it's what my Mum calls it) I have not liked it or other variations.

But if you can't taste the Alcohol then whats the point in having it?

I thought getting drunk was a bad thing.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:17 am

Deadput wrote:Well after asking what was with the civil war sigs I'm here now and have had fun reading this thread.

I still have no idea what were talking about besides Burn/Stalker vs Vaal/Alpha Bravo and D-Maximus_Prime getting drunk.

Your sig pic is too large*, I can fix that for you! :-D

Yeah way to go News Crew stooges with upholding the rules. If I wanted a thread filled with useless staff I'd visit Cobotron's collection thread!
:-P

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:20 am

Burn wrote:
Deadput wrote:Well after asking what was with the civil war sigs I'm here now and have had fun reading this thread.

I still have no idea what were talking about besides Burn/Stalker vs Vaal/Alpha Bravo and D-Maximus_Prime getting drunk.

Your sig pic is too large*, I can fix that for you!
Yeah way to go News Crew stooges with upholding the rules. If I wanted a thread filled with useless staff I'd visit Cobotron's collection thread!

Well considering Va'al basically fled the thread from your insurmountable offense, we gotta keep it going somehow, but from now on, it's going to be the biggest secret of the site [-(

News Credits: 1644 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:23 am

Burn: shots fired big time. Screamer: he's looking at you!

Deadput: Rum is horrible, never do that stuff. Other stuff is better. and if you cannot taste it or barely taste it, then it is better. And if you can barely taste it then there is a much lower threat of drunkeness, meaning better overall health for you

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:25 am

ctrlFrequency wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:
Deadput wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:
The drunks have been fun tonight (fun to mess with), but yeah... waiting for D-Max to stumble in (i'm cruel to the drunks tonight (

Speaking of Drinks how does one make alcoholic drinks even taste good?

Every Beer or Wine I have had has tasted awful although Champagne is alright I guess things will be cheaper if I don't get into it.

Same goes for Coffee I hate it I prefer Hot Chocolate.

I'm the same - except that I also dislike chocolate, maybe try the Smirnoff Ice drinks if they sell them up there, or something similar

You are both insane

(Good... not most American) beer

Exactly! Craft beer FTW! I'm super lucky to live in Michigan, we literally have dozens of craft breweries. And the have awesome restaurants! Man I tell ya, sitting on the porch in the summer with good friends, good beer, and good cigars is one of the best things ever.

Now I'm thirsty.

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:26 am

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Burn: shots fired big time. Screamer: he's looking at you!

Let him, I'm not intimidated by a poorly cosplayed Lego minifigure

News Credits: 1644 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:28 am

Hellscream9999 wrote:
D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Burn: shots fired big time. Screamer: he's looking at you!

Let him, I'm not intimidated by a poorly cosplayed Lego minifigure

The swear filter is there for a reason. Please don't get around it. --V

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:30 am

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:
D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Burn: shots fired big time. Screamer: he's looking at you!

Let him, I'm not intimidated by a poorly cosplayed Lego minifigure

The swear filter is there for a reason. Please don't get around it. --V

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:36 am

*opens a beer*

Eh...

*opens another green tea*

Damn work.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:37 am

*edit*

**** it. You're Va'als staff, he can do with your rule ignorance.

News Credits: 54 · by **Deadput** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:41 am

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Burn: shots fired big time. Screamer: he's looking at you!

Deadput: Rum is horrible, never do that stuff. Other stuff is better. and if you cannot taste it or barely taste it, then it is better. And if you can barely taste it then there is a much lower threat of drunkeness, meaning better overall health for you

But then what's the point of drinking it at all?