The Energon Pub

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Burn has conquered the Rook movement?!?! Oh no, this is going deep and personal! No survivors! We must strike back and avenge this catastrophe!!!!

Burn wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Burn has conquered the Rook movement?!?! Oh no, this is going deep and personal! No survivors! We must strike back and avenge this catastrophe!!!!

Or I could spare you if you side with me to permanently crush this Rook/Alpha Bravo nonsense.

Mindmaster wrote:So lemme get this straight:

Two former friends who are now the leaders of two factions with different ideologies clash with each other in civil war for dominance over the fate of a converting-alien-robot-centric place, forcing its inhabitants to choose sides?

Where have I heard this before...?

carytheone wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:I love that you're hangin' out in this thread Maximo, honestly, having you here makes this thread 869.65% funnier

That's pretty impressive, but 869.65 x 0 is still 0.

Cobotron wrote:BREAKING NEWS...

Tragic news today, as the free people of Seibertron have lost their chosen hero to the ever growing civil war. Rook and his Freedom Battalion movement have been crushed by Team Burn in a unorthodox covert administrative operation. Late last night Team Burn infiltrated Cobotron's (Rook's second in command) account and laid waste to his signature. Most consider this an abuse of power and are outraged by this tragic turn of events.
When asked to comment, Hellscream, the last surviving member of the Freedom Battalion said this:

Hellscream wrote:Burn, you son of a ! You have not seen the last of our movement. No longer will you and your puppet master Stalker terrorize the free people of Seibertron. I and the last members of the RFB will now side with Va'alpha Bravo and bring an end to your reign of terror!
FOR ROOK!
FOR FREEDOM!
FOR ALPHA BRAVO!

Reporting live from Seibertron.com, I'm #Thisthreadisridiculous

Hellscream9999 wrote:

carytheone wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:I love that you're hangin' out in this thread Maximo, honestly, having you here makes this thread 869.65% funnier

That's pretty impressive, but 869.65 x 0 is still 0.

Still more than Burn brings

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:

carytheone wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:I love that you're hangin' out in this thread Maximo, honestly, having you here makes this thread 869.65% funnier

That's pretty impressive, but 869.65 x 0 is still 0.

Still more than Burn brings

Actually ya see, Burn seems to bring the 869.65%. You seem to be the one that's multiplying out for it to be 0

Hellscream9999 wrote:Not my fault, I owned up to that up front

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:Not my fault, I owned up to that up front

Well, we can probably fix that. I have found that copious amounts of alcohol coupled with communicative technology can lead to pretty much anyone finding a sense of humor. Hell, Thew used alcohol in a review and he got so funny he reviewed Stalker for Primus sake!

Course the alternative is watching Space Balls. And pretend Burn is Lord Helmet. (actually, maybe more like Lone Star considering he sabotages other peoples belongings in humorous ways)

Hellscream9999 wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:Not my fault, I owned up to that up front

Well, we can probably fix that. I have found that copious amounts of alcohol coupled with communicative technology can lead to pretty much anyone finding a sense of humor. Hell, Thew used alcohol in a review and he got so funny he reviewed Stalker for Primus sake!

Course the alternative is watching Space Balls. And pretend Burn is Lord Helmet. (actually, maybe more like Lone Star considering he sabotages other peoples belongings in humorous ways)

Unfortunately, I've inherited a rather powerful distaste of alcohol

Now, I can't even get drunk and so want too

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:destruction in a humorous manner

Burn wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:destruction in a humorous manner

Is there any other way?

Burn wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:destruction in a humorous manner

Is there any other way?

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:destruction in a humorous manner

Is there any other way?

There is outright cold calculated mass devastation that is dark and bleak and can wrench even the darkest soul into seeing the light, but that is no where near fun at all!

Hellscream9999 wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:destruction in a humorous manner

Is there any other way?

There is outright cold calculated mass devastation that is dark and bleak and can wrench even the darkest soul into seeing the light, but that is no where near fun at all!

Sounds like my last session of Dynasty Warriors 8 - except for the regretting part

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:destruction in a humorous manner

Is there any other way?

There is outright cold calculated mass devastation that is dark and bleak and can wrench even the darkest soul into seeing the light, but that is no where near fun at all!

Sounds like my last session of Dynasty Warriors 8 - except for the regretting part

No he can't be Lord Helmet because I am!

And if you want to see darkness: look into my eyes. Look deep into them. stare into the pitless voids that are a gingers eyes. feel your soul leave your body, and prepare yourself for darkness. Savor your last few seconds of light, for it is about to go out forever
*gives Hellscream9999 a big squeezy hug*

Hellscream9999 wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:*gives Hellscream9999 a big squeezy hug*

Nah, doesn't compare to the 27,000+ people I killed in DW8 earlier today

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:*gives Hellscream9999 a big squeezy hug*

Nah, doesn't compare to the 27,000+ people I killed in DW8 earlier today

Damn you Screamer

And you are nothing compared to me! I devour entire sections of the multiverse, not just to fuel my endless power, but because it gives me pleasure. To watch the pain and suffering as the poor souls are absorbed into the black hole that is mine. The 13 couldn't stop me: their attempts mere childs play. Savor your daylight, for we are headed into darkness so deep it makes my eyes seem warm and comforting

Hellscream9999 wrote:Uhhh huh

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:Uhhh huh

Clearly you do not fear me. We must remedy this

Hellscream9999 wrote:

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:Uhhh huh

Clearly you do not fear me. We must remedy this