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Shrek vs Homer Simpson
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Shrek vs Homer Simpson
Posted by Scatterlung Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:31 am
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Re: Shrek vs Homer Simpson
Posted by Necessary Evil Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:05 am
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I'm saying Homer purely out of favouritism.
"I wonder what it would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart?"
*Imagines*
"I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart!" *Looks at his hotdog as he's driving off* "D'oh!"
LOL!
"I wonder what it would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart?"
*Imagines*
"I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart!" *Looks at his hotdog as he's driving off* "D'oh!"
LOL!
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Re: Shrek vs Homer Simpson
Posted by Predaprince Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:55 am
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Re: Shrek vs Homer Simpson
Posted by estrelliaes Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:09 am
Shrek to win
Purely cos hes a lot bigger and stronger and he is less annoying.
And very much fitter.
Homer after 'Beer gimme a beer!
Purely cos hes a lot bigger and stronger and he is less annoying.
And very much fitter.
Homer after 'Beer gimme a beer!
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Feel free to die when youve had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack
Check out my work here
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Re: Shrek vs Homer Simpson
Posted by snavej Fri Sep 29, 2023 7:46 am
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Shrek is bigger, stronger, faster in a straight fight with no funny business, Shrek should win.
However, these are cartoon characters. They don't die until the writers want it. They always return to full health after injury or illness.
This contest is decided by the writers, who are controlled by the producers, who are sex offenders waiting to be revealed and arrested one day. A sad situation.
However, these are cartoon characters. They don't die until the writers want it. They always return to full health after injury or illness.
This contest is decided by the writers, who are controlled by the producers, who are sex offenders waiting to be revealed and arrested one day. A sad situation.
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