Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Better yet how Randy got promoted ahead of us.
Randy: I'm going to need you both to come in on saturday... yeah...
LOL I love it.
Soo...should we abandon Starbase and create a new thread?
Yeah. I've already got the demolition crew wiring explosives, they told me we should make in implosion but I corrected them.
Implosions are way more fun. I'll prove it. But first, I need a friend's help.
*Locust whistles loudly. Immediately, an overly muscular figure wearing blue tights, a red cape, and a large red KO insignia on his chest bursts through the office wall*.
Say hello to Knock Out Man. Here's his trick.
*KO-man grabs the nearest Randy and crushes his head into a ball.*
Denser.
*KO-man squeezes harder until Randy's head is now a palm-size lump of coal.*
Denser than that!
*More squeezing turns Randy's head into a small diamond.*
DENSER!
*Using all his strength, Randy's head becomes so condenses it forms a miniature black hole (accidentally sucking in KO man along with anything else loose in the office.*
HANG ON EVERYBODY!
*Locust grabs a pole and hangs on for dear life as most of the room is sucked into the tiny ball of dark matter. Just as suddenly as it started, it ends.*
Damn, still not dense enough. That only took out one room.
*looks down*
...and my pants.
