The Energon Pub

No idea why I wrote this, but I did it in under 5 mins. XDDDD


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Starscreams Pizza


"So, how does this work again?"
Starscream eyed the item in his hand, before switching his puzzled gaze to his partner and back again.
"Its food sweetheart. You put it in your mouth, chew and swallow. In other words, you eat it."
"THIS is FOOD!?"

Rachel let out a little giggle. She loved how he was eyeing the tiny slice of pizza in his metallic fingers. It looked as if he was about to murder it should any of the topping move a single inch.
"Afraid so."

Starscream let out a sigh. He wasn't so sure that he should attempt to ingest the suspiciously murderous looking triangle of mush. He even started to wonder if she was having him on and it wasn't food at all, but some form of strange earth-creatures dung that he had not encountered before.

"Are you sure about this?"
"Do you want to try human food, or not?"
Rachel put her hands on her hips and gave him an irritable frown.
"I'd rather not", mumbled Starscream under his breath.
"RIGHT! Fine! More for me then..."
With that, Rachel took a slice for herself and began to munch on it, all the while making almost orgasmic noises.

"What the..."
The wing commander had NO idea what on earth was going on.
"If its THAT good, let me at it before your step-bot-father finds it!"
"Megatron doesn't care for Pizza", explained Rachel, attempting to chew through a big lump of chicken she had accidentally rammed into her mouth whole, "He prefers Raisin Roundies."
"So THATS what the cookie jar was for..."
After giggling a little, he tossed the pizza slice in the air and swallowed it with a noisy gulp.
Rolling the flavour around inside his mouth, he attempted to decide if the taste was to his liking or not.
His face changed from a puzzled frown to a wide-eyed grimace. Shortly followed by a loud 'yakh' noise from inside his throat.
"Bleh! Nope! Tastes like crotch!"

ROFL! I didn't know they could taste though...I wonder, they might be able to

Hehehe I read this on FFN.

Repair Bay wrote:ROFL! I didn't know they could taste though...I wonder, they might be able to

Of course, I DID take certain liberties.

(IE: Imagine if they could have upgrades, like for example... Taste. xD)

Thanks for the comments. And, Dreamchylde, glad to see a fellow FFNer. ^^

Nice to see you too! Glad to know I'm not the only one on here!

LMAO thats funny.I give you a 10 out of 10 great job.

I have no care for fanfic, but this is particularly funny. Nice job!

I like the fact he's married to a human (or at least a TF with a human name) and that she's Megatron's stepdaughter. Very funny! =D

ROTFLMAO. Starscream and Pizza, lmao. Pizza da Hut from Space balls would e infuriated if he knew that Starscream compared it to a Crotch.LOL good story though.

Aw. Thanks guys. <3 ^_^

2nd time to read it and still laughing good job.

O_0!!!

*waves at Screambug* xD


Aw wow. A second reading eh? *feels honored*

Oh btw. If you guys liked this, I also wrote another fic recently and posted it. ^^

If you are interested - http://www.seibertron.com/forums/viewto ... 23386&sid=

SUCKS for tf's with permanant mouthgaurds

Or with no mouths at all.

LOL

Man oh man I like these stories she wright thay are allways funny.

Axel Alloy wrote:"Bleh! Nope! Tastes like crotch!"

how he know what that tastes like...?

That was cute.

But the question begs to be asked...how does Starscream know what crotch tastes like?

LOL.
Thats pretty funny.
"she made almost orgasmic noises as she was eating."
ROFL.

AAAAUUGH!! its a zombie topic!! anyway thats a nice little story. but how does starscream know what crotch taste likes.....?

OK OK OK! Lol. Everyone seems to be asking the same question over and over, so I guess I'll just have to answer it.

To be perfectly honest, it was one of those lines that I wanted to add to be interpreted however the reader wished. Myself, I say odd things like that all the time. I describe things as tasting like other things, but it doesn't mean I've ever tasted/eaten said item. (IE: "OMG, this tastes like washing up liquid!") But, then again, you may wish to interpret it in the other way. After all, a lot of people like to pair ol' Starscream up with random male characters. (I'm not one of them, but I left it open for those who do. Just for giggles. xD )

Thanks for the comments, guys. ^_^

Axel Alloy wrote:He wasn't so sure that he should attempt to ingest the suspiciously murderous looking triangle of mush.

Awesome line, I couldn't stop laughing at that one! Oooo, pizza. Scary... O_o