Counterpunch wrote:Flux Convoy wrote:Why am I still in the cold on receiving said brochure? I meet or exceed the standard requirements other than NMPT. Transformers sub-culture elitists! The lot of ya!![]()
Good Sir,
Please reference the picture below:
As you can see, this is a close knit circle of douchebaggery. There are only 4-5 hundred spots on the team depending on the destructive tendencies of Japanese children. Should you decide to pursue this course of acquisition, you should know that tales of harrowing adventures to attain said figure are also required.
For instance, I personally fought off a pack of wild dogs while scooping lava from an active volcano in Japan in order to balance a peculiar set of scales located in the only Scientologist "Church" in Communist China where my particular Noisemaze Production Type was kept.
Now, I know very well that, none, of that is true.
But I believe it.
and so did the Police.
That's pretty nice.









