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Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:37 pm

I've always been rather partial to 1980s Ninja flics. They suck, but in the most charming of ways. XD

I'm thinking about Enter the Ninja, Ninja III: the Domination and the American Ninja series for example.

Also, Masters of the Universe definitely fits into the "so bad it's good" category, as do Flash Gordon, Red Sonja and Barbarella. ^^

Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:48 pm

North Sunrider wrote:I've always been rather partial to 1980s Ninja flics. They suck, but in the most charming of ways. XD

I'm thinking about Enter the Ninja, Ninja III: the Domination and the American Ninja series for example.

Also, Masters of the Universe definitely fits into the "so bad it's good" category, as do Flash Gordon, Red Sonja and Barbarella. ^^

Apparently, I need to agree with you with the Masters of the Universe film. I have always liked it and did not think it was a bad movie, but it seems that the majority of people who have watched it have a different opinion.

News Credits: 146 · Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:09 pm

people give me grief all the time but my all time favorite movie is Navy Seals with Charlie Sheen...It's so bad but it holds a special place in my heart :lol:

Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:46 pm

Predaprince wrote:
North Sunrider wrote:I've always been rather partial to 1980s Ninja flics. They suck, but in the most charming of ways. XD

I'm thinking about Enter the Ninja, Ninja III: the Domination and the American Ninja series for example.

Also, Masters of the Universe definitely fits into the "so bad it's good" category, as do Flash Gordon, Red Sonja and Barbarella. ^^

Apparently, I need to agree with you with the Masters of the Universe film. I have always liked it and did not think it was a bad movie, but it seems that the majority of people who have watched it have a different opinion.

I'm with you on MOTU Prince....certainly it's not like, the best thing that 80s/toy/cartoon franchise tie in films had to offer, but it's not as awful as it seems to be getting 'credit' for. But, from what I've read around the 'net, last summers' G.I Joe film was intolerable to watch, and I thought it was the best 09 summer action movie. I know, I know, I'm sorry Joe fans.

North Sunrider, have you ever seen Gymkata? There's an absolutely terrible 'ninja' esque movie for you. I love cheesey films, but the king-fu/ninja genre isn't highly ranked for me, but oh boy, if you ever wondered what an Olympic gold medal winning male gymnast would do to defeat a bunch of evil international terrorists, and how his gymnastic skills would be useful in the back alleys of Prague where gymnastic equipment stand in things just happen to be everywhere, Gymkata is the movie you've been dreaming of.

Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:03 am

heres a quick list

Vampirella
Wing Commander
Devilman (japanese live action)
attack of the killer cats
day of the triffids

enjoy

News Credits: 22 · Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:39 am

Oh wow, I remember Red Sonja. That movie was...special.

And I just saw a Japanese movie called Zebraman. You want bad? That was BAD.

Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:18 am

Andre the Butcher: Ron Jeremy as a undead? sereal killer in a welding mask terrorizing cheerleaders,
he gets his arm ripped off in one scene, beats a guy with it, then licks the bloody stump. Plus, I saw it on Chiller, so any T&A was blurred out, making this the closest to a PG movie he's ever been in

and have to mention Killer Klowns from Outer Space. so terrible it's awesome

Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:22 am

Dead Metal wrote:
Fires_Of_Inferno wrote:I watched Big Trouble in Little China last night, it was so bad it was hilarious. HILARIOUS! Best line in the movie: "WANG!"

Most Godzilla movies are pretty bad themselves. I mean of course it's a skinny Asian dude in a rubber/foam/latex suit smashing through buildings, but the acting is also horrible, and the plots are usually really dumb.

That being said: I effing LOVE Godzilla: Final Wars. There are several rip-offs from other movies, a couple of in-jokes and references to past Godzilla movies, and I'm almost positive that John Peters directed the fight scene with the giant spider in it (if you get that joke then I love you). However, the most awesome thing about that movie is how intricately detailed the sets were. I mean the buildings that Godzilla and the other monsters all eff over have such a high amount of detail put into them that I almost feel sorry for the guys who worked at putting them together only to see them get smashed by a scrawny bastard in a rubber suit.

What was I talking aboot again?

Right, bad movies.

Death Race 2000 was horrendous. Except for one thing: Hand Grenade.

Yea Godzilla Final Wars is one of the only Millennium Godzilla Movies that are watch-able.
a shame since the original was a pretty much one of the best movies ever made, especially considering the time it was made in.

I love Godzilla, just about all the movies from the original up to now, but only really own Final Wars (my old VHS of Vs. Biolantte finally died)

Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:29 am

I wasn't a big fan of My Name Is Bruce. I know it was supposed to be something awful, but wasn't much in the way of funny.... Eh.....

I've been trying to get my hands on Troma's Rabid Grannies for about a decade now. Maybe even 15 years. I know I can buy it in countless places, but I haven't seen it and don't want to spend about $30+ for a copy just to find it was okay.

News Credits: 22 · Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:34 am

Two words, one title: Santa's Slay.

Without revealing much, all I will say is Bill Goldberg as a ruthless pissed off Santa is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

And there are TF references!

Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:48 am

The Killer Tomatoes' movies.

Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:46 am

Grendel wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Fires_Of_Inferno wrote:I watched Big Trouble in Little China last night, it was so bad it was hilarious. HILARIOUS! Best line in the movie: "WANG!"

Most Godzilla movies are pretty bad themselves. I mean of course it's a skinny Asian dude in a rubber/foam/latex suit smashing through buildings, but the acting is also horrible, and the plots are usually really dumb.

That being said: I effing LOVE Godzilla: Final Wars. There are several rip-offs from other movies, a couple of in-jokes and references to past Godzilla movies, and I'm almost positive that John Peters directed the fight scene with the giant spider in it (if you get that joke then I love you). However, the most awesome thing about that movie is how intricately detailed the sets were. I mean the buildings that Godzilla and the other monsters all eff over have such a high amount of detail put into them that I almost feel sorry for the guys who worked at putting them together only to see them get smashed by a scrawny bastard in a rubber suit.

What was I talking aboot again?

Right, bad movies.

Death Race 2000 was horrendous. Except for one thing: Hand Grenade.

Yea Godzilla Final Wars is one of the only Millennium Godzilla Movies that are watch-able.
a shame since the original was a pretty much one of the best movies ever made, especially considering the time it was made in.

I love Godzilla, just about all the movies from the original up to now, but only really own Final Wars (my old VHS of Vs. Biolantte finally died)

Has Biolantene ever come out on DVD in the English speaking world? I've never seen a copy of it. Same with Godzilla 1984.

News Credits: 3 · Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:01 pm

lol, I've probably seen most of the movies mentioned in this thread :grin:

I'll add the following

Robot Jox
Chud
Dolls

Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:08 pm

The Room

News Credits: 668 · Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:22 pm

Gyro-Robo wrote:The Room

OHO...

I'm...stunned. I was hoping that stupid little flick would be forgotten. The guy's actually talking of making a sequel.

I hate you, Adult Swim. It was a horrible, horrible trick.

Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:30 pm

Gyro-Robo wrote:The Room

Ah, the infamous Tommy Wiseau strikes again.....You're tearing me apart! =)

Worst. Movie. Ever.

News Credits: 20 · Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:29 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:Oh wow, I remember Red Sonja. That movie was...special.

Speaking of Red Sonja, I heard a rumor that Megan Fox was gonna be putting on the chainmail bikini to play her. I surely hope to f--kery not, unless she gets some acting lessons (I mean acting lessions other than looking slutty), and bulkes up in a gym, and eats a sandwich or something. Really, that b()ch needs to gain some weight.

If I could I would put togeather a petition for Red Sonja fans to sighn for the casting director of that movie to get a chick who actually has some muscle on her to play the part. Beth Pheonix from WWE would be alright, but some one a little bulkier would be good, though I doubt any director has the balls to put any woman bigger than her infront of a camera these days.

Wow I really do carry on don't I?

Also, Madagascar was horrible. Except the penguins, they were awesome.

News Credits: 22 · Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:56 am

Megan Fox a double of Brigitte Nielsen? I don't think so. Not even close. But, Beth Phoenix could do it. She has the bulk and the face to do it. Megan Fox could play the evil queen so that she could get f**ked up at the end...