The Energon Pub

[Rodimus Prime]

So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

Why furious? Does it owe you money?

Stuartmaximus, have you met Galvamegs? You 2 should make a pact and go on a quest like Sam and Frodo.

[Shadowman]

So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

Why furious? Does it owe you money?

Yes. You may be asking yourself "How" and "Why" and "When is the vomiting going to stop" and those are all legit questions that I do not have the answers to.

[RhA]

This thread does retain some magic, after all.

[Ironhidensh]

So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

[Shadowman]

So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

[Ironhidensh]

So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

I'm in my mid thirties, have a full time job, wife, and two toddlers. If a miricle happens, and I have free time to jerk the turkey, I'm taking a nap instead.

[Shadowman]

So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

I'm in my mid thirties, have a full time job, wife, and two toddlers. If a miricle happens, and I have free time to jerk the turkey, I'm taking a nap instead.

Oh you poor little man. No wonder you're so tense all the time.

[Ironhidensh]

So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

I'm in my mid thirties, have a full time job, wife, and two toddlers. If a miricle happens, and I have free time to jerk the turkey, I'm taking a nap instead.

Oh you poor little man. No wonder you're so tense all the time.

you'll get there one day. And when you do, I'll buy you a beer.

[Shadowman]

So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

I'm in my mid thirties, have a full time job, wife, and two toddlers. If a miricle happens, and I have free time to jerk the turkey, I'm taking a nap instead.

Oh you poor little man. No wonder you're so tense all the time.

you'll get there one day. And when you do, I'll buy you a beer.

My dad had four kids, (Myself included!) a wife, and a full time job, and he had loads of free time to do stuff. So...learn time management, I guess?

[Ironhidensh]

So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

I'm in my mid thirties, have a full time job, wife, and two toddlers. If a miricle happens, and I have free time to jerk the turkey, I'm taking a nap instead.

Oh you poor little man. No wonder you're so tense all the time.

you'll get there one day. And when you do, I'll buy you a beer.

My dad had four kids, (Myself included!) a wife, and a full time job, and he had loads of free time to do stuff. So...learn time management, I guess?

I manage fine. I simply dont need to make time for masturbation. Like I said, you'll get there one day.

[Nemesis Maximo]

I disappear dor a few days and the conversation devolves into this?

God, I LOVE this thread!

[Blast Cannon]

I have zero respect for a man who can't find time for masturbation.

[RhA]

I have zero respect for a man who can't find time for masturbation.

You don't need to give him a hard time about it.

[Blast Cannon]

I have zero respect for a man who can't find time for masturbation.

You don't need to give him a hard time about it.

I guess that was a bit wank of me.

[Rodimus Prime]

Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

[RhA]

Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

[Burn]

Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

Everyone has pimples.

[Nemesis Maximo]

Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

Everyone has pimples.

Especially Madeus.

[RhA]

Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

Everyone has pimples.

Especially Madeus.

[Rodimus Prime]

Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

Yeah, well, you know me. Go big or go home.

Speaking of Madeus, haven't seen of him lately. I guess his dating life picked up. Good for him.

[Shadowman]

Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

Yeah, well, you know me. Go big or go home.

Speaking of Madeus, haven't seen of him lately. I guess his dating life picked up. Good for him.

Or he's hung up by his underwear on a flagpole.

[Rodimus Prime]

Speaking of Madeus, haven't seen of him lately. I guess his dating life picked up. Good for him.

Or he's hung up by his underwear on a flagpole.

Well, I didn't want to be the one to say it...

[RhA]

Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

Yeah, well, you know me. Go big or go home.

Speaking of Madeus, haven't seen of him lately. I guess his dating life picked up. Good for him.

Or he's hung up by his underwear on a flagpole.

I'll sya this once and then never again, but I hope he's dating.

If he, by chance, hangs from a flagpole... I want pictures.

[Ironhidensh]

Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

I once pulled out an over inch long ingrown hair.

[BeastProwl]

Yeesh I come back to this? I might as well have stayed gone.
Anyone here been to or is currently living in Georgia? Can we share for a moment the constant never ending hatred for this hole? I'd rather live in Detroit. Or Canada.