The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

Does that come before or after pants time?

Nap time come before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times!

Bout time someone got that ref.

[Shadowman]

Does that come before or after pants time?

Nap time come before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times!

Bout time someone got that ref.

There's no RvB reference I can't catch. And there's no misquoted RvB reference I can't correct.

[Psycho Warrior]

Does that come before or after pants time?

Nap time come before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times!

Bout time someone got that ref.

There's no RvB reference I can't catch. And there's no misquoted RvB reference I can't correct.

You and your secret spy liquid.

[Shadowman]

Does that come before or after pants time?

Nap time come before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times!

Bout time someone got that ref.

There's no RvB reference I can't catch. And there's no misquoted RvB reference I can't correct.

You and your secret spy liquid.

"Or, I could wear a flower on my lapel...that sprays water in people's faces! No...! Secret spy liquid! That would be awesome!"

You're getting better at this, I almost didn't catch that one. Almost.

[Jar Axel]

Just keep your trench coat closed; you heard what happened to Secret Squirrel

[Psycho Warrior]

Just keep your trench coat closed; you heard what happened to Secret Squirrel

I'm more worried about his partner, Marocko mole.

[Jar Axel]

*Douses a Randy in fire retardent gell before tossing him in a pool of gasoline*

If I light it, I wonder which would kill him first.... Heat exaustion or oxegen deprivation

[Wheelimus Prime]

oxygen deprivation, dont ask how i know *kicks burned dead body behind self* :whistle:

[Psycho Warrior]

oxygen deprivation, dont ask how i know *kicks burned dead body behind self* :whistle:

When you cook them like that they're too burned for even the tasteless zombies to eat.

[Wheelimus Prime]

used to cajun-style food, i eat it every weekend

[Shadowman]

oxygen deprivation, dont ask how i know *kicks burned dead body behind self* :whistle:

When you cook them like that they're too burned for even the tasteless zombies to eat.

Have you ever seen what happens when you try to feed Randy to Zombies? The Zombies turn vegan. I swear, if there's a Zombie Apocalypse, Randy will be the savior of humanity...by being so disgusting Zombies no longer want to eat flesh.

[Psycho Warrior]

oxygen deprivation, dont ask how i know *kicks burned dead body behind self* :whistle:

When you cook them like that they're too burned for even the tasteless zombies to eat.

Have you ever seen what happens when you try to feed Randy to Zombies? The Zombies turn vegan. I swear, if there's a Zombie Apocalypse, Randy will be the savior of humanity...by being so disgusting Zombies no longer want to eat flesh.

Look at Zombie steve, it happened to him.

ZSteve: *eating broccoli* Broooccoli... Broooccoli...

[Blastback]

oxygen deprivation, dont ask how i know *kicks burned dead body behind self* :whistle:

When you cook them like that they're too burned for even the tasteless zombies to eat.

Have you ever seen what happens when you try to feed Randy to Zombies? The Zombies turn vegan. I swear, if there's a Zombie Apocalypse, Randy will be the savior of humanity...by being so disgusting Zombies no longer want to eat flesh.

Look at Zombie steve, it happened to him.

ZSteve: *eating broccoli* Broooccoli... Broooccoli...

Should we put the poor sap outta his misery?

[Shadowman]

Should we put the poor sap outta his misery?

As a vegan, he and his virus are no longer a threat to humanity...on the other hand, I looooove shootin' Zombies.

*A good clean headshot follows*

[Wheelimus Prime]

DAMNIT *dies from headshot*

[Psycho Warrior]

DAMNIT *dies from headshot*

... your zombie steve the zombie vegan?

[Shadowman]

DAMNIT *dies from headshot*

... your zombie steve the zombie vegan?

I KNEW there was a reason I wanted a shotgun whenever he was around; turns out it was my latent desire to shoot at the undead.

My therapist will be happy to hear that.

[Blastback]

DAMNIT *dies from headshot*

... your zombie steve the zombie vegan?

I KNEW there was a reason I wanted a shotgun whenever he was around; turns out it was my latent desire to shoot at the undead.

My therapist will be happy to hear that.

*In office*

Well, that clears up my fears of an Odipus complex.

[Psycho Warrior]

*PW returns after a bout with intestinal flu*


.... NOT. FUN. ><

[Shadowman]

*PW returns after a bout with intestinal flu*


.... NOT. FUN. ><

Just intestinal flu? Dammit that serum should have forced your intestines to throttle your brain. Back to the drawing board.

Oh, and...here's you lolly pop for getting your shot like a good boy...it is laced with even more experimental drugs, most of which have been approved for human testing!

[Psycho Warrior]

*PW returns after a bout with intestinal flu*


.... NOT. FUN. ><

Just intestinal flu? Dammit that serum should have forced your intestines to throttle your brain. Back to the drawing board.

Oh, and...here's you lolly pop for getting your shot like a good boy...it is laced with even more experimental drugs, most of which have been approved for human testing!

I dunno, that FEV shake you gave me turned me green and tall for a week.

Seriously, 12 hours I could barely get off the couch and I couldn't hold anything down.

[Halo]

*PW returns after a bout with intestinal flu*


.... NOT. FUN. ><

Just intestinal flu? Dammit that serum should have forced your intestines to throttle your brain. Back to the drawing board.

Oh, and...here's you lolly pop for getting your shot like a good boy...it is laced with even more experimental drugs, most of which have been approved for human testing!

I dunno, that FEV shake you gave me turned me green and tall for a week.

Seriously, 12 hours I could barely get off the couch and I couldn't hold anything down.

Pfft. You and your excuses.

[Tristar]

I am about to proove without a shadow of a doudt that I am old...

*walks into a storage closest. Throws a dead wheelie clone at at Halo. Throws a "Wheeljack is sleep" Sign at Shadowman. Comes out of the storage cloest and locks the door tight.*

Please feel free to burn those items.

*leaves*

[Blastback]

*Waves* Hi!

I am about to proove without a shadow of a doudt that I am old...

*walks into a storage closest. Throws a dead wheelie clone at at Halo. Throws a "Wheeljack is sleep" Sign at Shadowman. Comes out of the storage cloest and locks the door tight.*

Please feel free to burn those items.

*leaves*

*Waves* Bye!

[Jar Axel]

*Walks out of the kitchen eating the last strawberry poptart*