Well, guess I'll have to set people on fire the old fashioned way.
*grabs some old people and breaks them in half to make kindling and rubs two homeless people together to make fire*
setting people on fire... check. *marks on list*
Get turned down by new chick... I don't even think I have to go there. Check.
No... fill local swimming pool with jello on 'orphan day' ... and lock them outside. ... excuse me.
The Office: The New Building Thread
Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:25 pm
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:01 pm
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Weapon:
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*aparently, with the ability to not obey the laws of physics; falls up the window and lands in rediculously oversized chair*
now back to buisness *walks over to closet, hops in and Repair-bay walks out*
strange...
now back to buisness *walks over to closet, hops in and Repair-bay walks out*
strange...
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by The Happy Locust Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:40 am
Motto:
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Weapon:
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Undead Waffles wrote:*aparently, with the ability to not obey the laws of physics; falls up the window and lands in rediculously oversized chair*
now back to buisness *walks over to closet, hops in and Repair-bay walks out*
strange...
Neat trick. Let me try.
*Locust falls out the window, crashing to the ground at twice terminal velocity.*
ow... something didn't work right.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:08 am
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
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The Happy Locust wrote:Undead Waffles wrote:*aparently, with the ability to not obey the laws of physics; falls up the window and lands in rediculously oversized chair*
now back to buisness *walks over to closet, hops in and Repair-bay walks out*
strange...
Neat trick. Let me try.
*Locust falls out the window, crashing to the ground at twice terminal velocity.*
ow... something didn't work right.
If it's worth doing once it's worth doing twice... though I don't see how that was physically possible.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Jar Axel Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:13 am
The Happy Locust wrote:Undead Waffles wrote:*aparently, with the ability to not obey the laws of physics; falls up the window and lands in rediculously oversized chair*
now back to buisness *walks over to closet, hops in and Repair-bay walks out*
strange...
Neat trick. Let me try.
*Locust falls out the window, crashing to the ground at twice terminal velocity.*
ow... something didn't work right.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by SoundMaster1 Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:20 am
Motto:
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Weapon:
Sonic Rifle
*runs into room with a flattened face* Gravity is fun! *runs out window hole and keeps running until he runs in through the opposite window hole* Wha...?
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:10 am
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"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
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SoundMaster1 wrote:*runs into room with a flattened face* Gravity is fun! *runs out window hole and keeps running until he runs in through the opposite window hole* Wha...?
He's a load of fun, just don't take him to a house of mirrors.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Halo Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:43 pm
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"[REDACTED]"
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Psycho Warrior wrote:SoundMaster1 wrote:*runs into room with a flattened face* Gravity is fun! *runs out window hole and keeps running until he runs in through the opposite window hole* Wha...?
He's a load of fun, just don't take him to a house of mirrors.
But think of the wanton destruction!
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Moonshatter Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:45 pm
Motto:
"If it doesn't work, I'll make it work!
(also, did NOT mean for my stats to end up like they did! Take a look and you'll see what I'm talking about ¬.¬)"
(also, did NOT mean for my stats to end up like they did! Take a look and you'll see what I'm talking about ¬.¬)"
Weapon:
3-Bladed Knife and Slingshot
Shockwave/Longarm wrote:*is startled awake by a tickling on his backside* ?! *aims his arm gun at the creature behind him, and realizing it's Moonshatter, lowers it immediately, grumbling in an annoyed tone* You ought to know better than to jump behind me when I'm recharging. I almost scrapped you! *bonks her on the head with his hand* Bad kitty -.-'...And why do you always insist on hiding behind me when it comes to you starting a conflict?! Don't you remember that's how I lost my left hand?!*bonks her again*
*gets a gun shoved in her face*
...*gets bonked* 
*looks up with big chibi eyes* 
*gets bonked again*... 
*kicks Shockwave in the shin* I think you need your logic circuits looked at >_>'...*jumps up on a box with a megaphone* Attention all people who care and/or who are bored...Does anyone want to join in on rearranging Shockwave's logic circuits? 
(I know I'm being mean, but I couldn't think of any other response to that post o.0;. And Jar Axel, don't feel bad about what you typed in small text. Thanks to that vid you posted, I now have a lead sniper bunny that likes to yell like those guys do XD)And to Psycho Warrior: What was that bit about being turned down by a new chick? that wasn't directed at me was it? o.0
[edits were made to make my above post actually make sense o.0]
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It's never a good idea to tick off a member of a race of beings who can dismantle anything within mere astro-seconds -.-;
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Shockwave/Longarm Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:26 pm
Motto:
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*facepalm at Moonshatter on the box* Ah sh1t, I'm not even going to try to run, I'd get screwed either way
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:43 pm
Motto:
"Seems Legit"
Weapon:
Sonic Umbrella
ima go try that funhouse o' mirrors trick
*runs through the funhouse, walks up to mirror, sees reflection and punches it*
thats for yesterday
*runs to next mirror and walks into it. comes out another mirror as hundreds of UWs begin walking out those other mirrors*
more
*runs through mirror and walks out of it again, with more UWs coming out of them*
i wonder
*pushes repair-bay through mirror and pulls her out another, hundreds of repair-bays come out*
YES!!!
*runs through the funhouse, walks up to mirror, sees reflection and punches it*
thats for yesterday
*runs to next mirror and walks into it. comes out another mirror as hundreds of UWs begin walking out those other mirrors*
more
*runs through mirror and walks out of it again, with more UWs coming out of them*
i wonder
*pushes repair-bay through mirror and pulls her out another, hundreds of repair-bays come out*
YES!!!
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:27 pm
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
Corrosive Slime Shooter
Yeah moonie it was directed at you. Now if you excuse me... *rewires shockwave's circuits so everything he eats tastes like BBQ sauce*
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Halo Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:45 pm
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"[REDACTED]"
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Psycho Warrior wrote:Yeah moonie it was directed at you. Now if you excuse me... *rewires shockwave's circuits so everything he eats tastes like BBQ sauce*
Mmm...barbeque...
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:46 pm
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Weapon:
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Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Yeah moonie it was directed at you. Now if you excuse me... *rewires shockwave's circuits so everything he eats tastes like BBQ sauce*
Mmm...barbeque...
apparently Halo's never had BBQ'd chicken pizza. All you can taste is the BBQ sauce.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Jar Axel Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:12 am
*Fills a large empty room with shelves containg row after row of books and then hangs a sign on the door*
"Chaos INC. Library; Jar Axel Librarian"
"And Locust Waffles if either of you so much as thinks about touching one of my books with out permission I will skin you alive and roll you in salt."
"Chaos INC. Library; Jar Axel Librarian"
"And Locust Waffles if either of you so much as thinks about touching one of my books with out permission I will skin you alive and roll you in salt."
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by SoundMaster1 Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:13 am
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Books!?!? *grabs gasoline and matches and runs into library. Explosions are heard. SoundMaster1 walks out, slightly singed* All taken care of!
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Jar Axel Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:29 pm
SoundMaster1 wrote:Books!?!? *grabs gasoline and matches and runs into library. Explosions are heard. SoundMaster1 walks out, slightly singed* All taken care of!
*Grabs Soundmaster1 and bodily expels him and his gasoline from the Library before he can do any damage*
I'm warning you Do not **** with my books
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Shadowman Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:33 pm
Motto:
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Speaking of, I checked out the Necronomicon from your library, and I read a few excerpts out loud...and now it seems to be rending the Universe into a black void of eternal nothing.
Is there a fee I have to pay for that or something?
Is there a fee I have to pay for that or something?
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Jar Axel Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:47 pm
Shadowman wrote:Speaking of, I checked out the Necronomicon from your library, and I read a few excerpts out loud...and now it seems to be rending the Universe into a black void of eternal nothing.
Is there a fee I have to pay for that or something?
*sighs*
I realy need to lock that thing up
*Takes an arcane tome off of a shelf and flips through it to find the needed spell*
Ahh here we are
*mutters a few phrases and seels the void shut with a tremendous bang*
And I'll just check that book back in now so it doesn't happen again
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Shadowman Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:38 pm
Motto:
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It ate my watch. And my couch. And Tweezy's soul...and I'm pretty sure I won't be seeing that security deposit again.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:29 pm
Motto:
"Seems Legit"
Weapon:
Sonic Umbrella
hey uh, jar axel, i, uh, um... accidently sent your library to the bottom of the ocean, and im pretty sure i forgot to shut the door on my way out. 
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:45 pm
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
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Shadowman wrote:Speaking of, I checked out the Necronomicon from your library, and I read a few excerpts out loud...and now it seems to be rending the Universe into a black void of eternal nothing.
Is there a fee I have to pay for that or something?
No but there is a customer service line in the back.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:18 pm
Motto:
"Seems Legit"
Weapon:
Sonic Umbrella
great news.
UW is officially off the market
UW is officially off the market
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Halo Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:50 pm
Motto:
"[REDACTED]"
Weapon:
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Undead Waffles wrote:great news.
UW is officially off the market
Whaddya want? A cookie or something?
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Shockwave/Longarm Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:09 pm
Motto:
"Spock is in a glass case of emotion compared to MY sense of logic!"
Psycho Warrior wrote:Yeah moonie it was directed at you. Now if you excuse me... *rewires shockwave's circuits so everything he eats tastes like BBQ sauce*
*sits there for a second, then scratches his aft for a second. He then sniffs a few times at the air* Hmm, apparently someone's grilling some BBQ....*goes to eat a donut, then is surprised it tastes like BBQ*
Dammit, just when I was thinking of going on a diet as well...I guess it could be worse...Oh great, that means...Never mind, I'm going to try to keep this post PG! 
(and I agree with you PW, the way they glob on the BBQ sauce on those pizzas is ridiculous
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