The Energon Pub

by **Jar Axel** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:51 am

No biggy

*sets the genetic lock targeting scanner to Wheelimus clones*

Almost charged; you know the last time I had to use this Locust had made a bunch of mushroom clones of himself.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:59 am

*wheelimuses split yet again into 1,999,998 x 2 = 3,888,886 (i think my mental math is a little rusty considering its 2am here 8-}

)

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:40 pm

*Psycho is sitting in the rafters eating a puding cup*

... what? we can't be crazy 24\7.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:49 pm

ok whee--*phone rings*

hello
*mumbling on the phone*
hi, honey
*mumbling on the phone*
thats a big sh!t
*mumbling on the phone*
sorry, can you put mommy on the phone please
*mumbling on the phone*
Sorry i'm not home im in the middle of taking over the world
*mumbling on the phone*
yes i know i say that every----
*angry mumbling on the phone*
no, honey its not like that
*angery mumbling on the phone*
No, i don't want to sleep on the couch, its all lumpy
*even angier mumbling on the phone, wheelimuses in backround begin stifling laughter and giggles*
no, honey ple--*phone hangs up*
ok wheelimuses activate order F.a.C.A.S.A.P.

by **Jar Axel** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:46 pm

(I was gunna wait and give more people time to post , but mheei'm bored)

Okay suit yourself
*pulls the trigger and sends a minature black hole zooming around destroying all the Wheelimus clones before evaporating*

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:29 pm

*one lone wheelimus voicebox crawls out of the debris, it then reformes into W.H.E.E.L.I.E., an unstopable beast created by THE RHYMICONS*

im in the mood for food *begins eating the entire town and new wheelimuses form from an opening on his shoulder*
This place will die
all will praise I

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:26 pm

Wheelimus Prime wrote:*one lone wheelimus voicebox crawls out of the debris, it then reformes into W.H.E.E.L.I.E., an unstopable beast created by THE RHYMICONS*

im in the mood for food *begins eating the entire town and new wheelimuses form from an opening on his shoulder*
This place will die
all will praise I

*giant wheeelie eats a dumpster containing the box PW lives in*

MY BOX! My one and only change of undies was in there!

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:04 pm

Oh Noes *giant wheelie explodes from the taste of 30-year-old pink thong that hasnt been washed since it was bought*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:59 pm

Wheelimus Prime wrote:Oh Noes *giant wheelie explodes from the taste of 30-year-old pink thong that hasnt been washed since it was bought*

... I still had the thong of power stuck to the side of my box? no wonder my home was starting to melt.

by **Jar Axel** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:45 am

Wheelie ate the Thong of Power? :mrgreen:

Locust is gunna be pissed...

not that he could wear it anymore after all the holes I shot in it

by **Halo** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:38 am

Viperman wrote:Wheelie ate the Thong of Power? Locust is gunna be pissed...

not that he could wear it anymore after all the holes I shot in it

I just wonder at the adverse affects the Thong of Power is going to have on that poor, poor Wheelie.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:25 am

Viperman wrote:not that he could wear it anymore after all the holes I shot in it

FOOL! You cannot hurt the thong of power! ... we're all tried.

by **Jar Axel** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:52 pm

*twirls his shotgun with it's many many locust siloets stamped on it*

I've fifteen different kinds of ammo for this thing that say otherwise. Besides did you ever bother to count the number of times I
shot of his manhood while he was wearing that thing?

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:04 pm

strange, i got a "this link is broken message trying to post this :-?

anyways on with the thread:

*bits of power-thong infused wheelie bits multiply and form into multiple Wheelites---the most dangerous creature alive*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:24 am

Wheelimus Prime wrote:strange, i got a "this link is broken message trying to post this anyways on with the thread:

*bits of power-thong infused wheelie bits multiply and form into multiple Wheelites---the most dangerous creature alive*

Apparently, you've never met A.R.N.O.L.D.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:28 am

no *gasps* anything but ARNALD :shock:

*runs in corner and hides* Mommy make it go away :sad:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:14 pm

Wheelimus Prime wrote:no *gasps* anything but ARNALD *runs in corner and hides* Mommy make it go away

Not the terminator, far worse.

Advanced
Randys
Needed
On
Luxery
Deathstars

A.R.N.O.L.D.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:57 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Wheelimus Prime wrote:no *gasps* anything but ARNALD *runs in corner and hides* Mommy make it go away

Not the terminator, far worse.

Advanced
Randys
Needed
On
Luxery
Deathstars

A.R.N.O.L.D.

Arnold is a variant of Randy that can and probably WILL kill you. They're Randy minus the retardation and comically brittle physiology.

by **Blastback** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:07 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Wheelimus Prime wrote:no *gasps* anything but ARNALD *runs in corner and hides* Mommy make it go away

Not the terminator, far worse.

Advanced
Randys
Needed
On
Luxery
Deathstars

A.R.N.O.L.D.

Arnold is a variant of Randy that can and probably WILL kill you. They're Randy minus the retardation and comically brittle physiology.

Arnold, I just want you to know that he's the one responsible for killing the Randies

*Points to Psycho*

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:17 pm

*WP still hiding in the corner, his head falls off revealing metal circiutry and cardboard cut-outs*

by **Halo** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:35 pm

Arnold's are my BFF's.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:19 pm

*headless WP hops onto a burning horse (where did it come from :-?

) and runs after arnold, 50 feet from the arnald a wall pops out of nowhere knocking WP to the ground*

**** you, retard wall-gnomes :-x

by **Jar Axel** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:42 pm

Halo wrote:Arnold's are my BFF's.

Halo and Arnold sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

*ducks behind a depleated uranium shield*

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:01 am

*wheelites begin eating shield and attacking puppies*

by **Jar Axel** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:10 am

*whips out shotgun and starts blasting wheelites*
Get offa my sheild

On a side note I decided to make a custome Joe for myself and then decided to go all out and make the whole crew.

So far these are just simple part swaps and still wip, which is why PW has no mask yet....

See if you guys can guess whos who so far with out my telling

and guessing Halo's fig doesn't count

Indidviduals
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