The Energon Pub

Because big brother G1 kicked little brother G2 in stomach, ouch.

How does a transformer transform?

It eats a pickle
IS Ironhide a Toaster or a Lamp?

if he ate a big pickle he should be a lamp, if a small pickle then he will be a toaster

how many building devastator destroyed?

395,294,394,291,486,392, 1/2 gorilla shaped buildings, and 3 non-gorilla shaped buildings

Is Galvatron a Unicorn disguised as an Oreo cookie?

WHO CARES? HE"S F***ING YELLOW!

Who is Caesar?

his a somebody...don't mistake it as nobody.

is ironhide rude?

No, he just wants you to look at his cannons.

Does Starscream scream at stars?

No, he screams when he's going into a star
Can Yoketron eat a double chocolate and vanilla twist ice cream cone without getting a brain-freeze?

It is unknown. Yoketron has the mental will and strenght to continue his being in the mortal realm without the aid of said foodstuff.

Would Bumblebee ever endorse a brand of staplers?

no because his always busy with preparing his dinner with bees or killing someone or something/

Does Megatron wears a scarf?

Rexsaur wrote:no because his always busy with preparing his dinner with bees or killing someone or something/

Does Megatron wears a scarf?

no, he wears a baseball cap.(thundercracker ate the scarf)

what happens if unicron eats unicron?(from a different dimension, of course)

ArmadaPrime wrote:no, he wears a baseball cap.(thundercracker ate the scarf)

what happens if unicron eats unicron?(from a different dimension, of course)

The same thing that happens if you mix Butter and 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'

Is Tidal Wave ever going to fulfill his secret dream of winning America's Best Dance Crew?

Yes, while dancing to Billie Jean by Albert von Notmichaeljackson.

What's up with Lindsay Lohan? Seriously?

nothing but his sleeping.

Is energon tasty?

When spread on a light toast with cheese, it's mildly tolerable. A good bottle of wine helps.

Who would make the next post?

no one!

is there is a nice beach in cybertron? i am thinking of a vacation there!

There was, but then Hot Rod lubricated in the water.

Isn't this thread awesome?

Ask the one who made it...oh wait...i made it.

Could a little bunny cut Megatron's heads.

All signs point to 'NO'.

But then, what sign ever doesn't?

the sign on the left.

When Devastator will kill optimus.

In precisely 5 minutes... If you travel through time
Will Kicker ever stop being annoying

Nope, that's a permanent scar.

What was Brawl's dayjob before the war?

He sold candyfloss.

Will Berkshire ever see generations figures?

For once, the left sign says no.

Should Lazerbeak be able to transform into a penguin?

a penguin that breaks laser...or shoots laser...however its yes.

Who is the best looking transformer in PRIME TV series.