The Energon Pub

Because TFs are already chickens. You cant get what you already have.

What would a dinosaur's alt mode be? Cassette, taco, or Chuck Norris?

A Taco For god's sake

Why is Ransack creeped out by my new avatar

Because humanized deathbirds should creep everyone out.

What's the deal with Snaptrap functioning like a turtle, but fysically being a tortoise?

Because You wrote fysically instead of physically.

Why is SteelJaw (Movie) the "dog drinkin' liquor from a hole in the sky"

Ah, those crazy Scientologists and their religion.

What was BW Dinobot's name before he had a dinosaur alt. mode?

Taco.

Are Star Wars Crossovers totally fugly?

No, they look like Megan Fox.

Why does Starscream want to be freinds with Jazz?

Don't fall for it, he's pulling your leg.

Now come on, what do you REALLY think of Sixshot?

I think he couldn't shoot more then six shots in a day.

What's the Allspark?

I'd rather not say. Not PG-13.

How does Shockwave solve the depth perception problem?

He pulls his eyes out and holds them slightly in front of his head.

Do you think Prime's a little... flat?

Yeah, he needs to roll out.

Ok, so has anyone else wondered why on earth(/cybertron) does Megatron keep running off to find stuff elsewhere?

He is a bird of paradise, those should never be caged, as they are born to be enjoyed in whichever surrounding they choose.

In response to my previous typo concearning Snaptrap, I have corrected my question in order to not contain any more mistakes;

Kan iemand uitleggen waarom Snaptrap fysiek een landschildpad is, maar zich op stelt als een zeeschildpad?

('42' is not a valid answer, dammit.)

Uh... Jeg har ingen jævla idé.

Should Ratchet be allowed to smoke synthetic energon?

(42 is always the right answer.)

That's all Dutch to me. But in any case:
Omdat hij een identiteitscrisis heeft.


EDIT: Damn. You got there before I did.

No, absolutely not! Watch the Prime episode 'Stronger, Faster'!

Why do all Transformers speak either English or Cybertronian?
(Apart from dubbed ones, obviously.)

They speak French too, and that was Norwiegian (I think). I just used Translators.

Could a Transformer speak Norwiegian?

Hm. Only in some cases.

Which Transformer speaks French?

Duh. Sunstreaker.

Does Bruticus envy Ruininations very inventive weapon?

Yes, so envious that he stays awake at night trying to come up with something even more inventive. And peanuts.

Where was Snarl during the original Transformers movie?

In several scenes, namely: A) the attack on Autobot city, camera through the roof near the end. Dinobots are seen walking through the hall. Blink and you'll miss it and B) when Magnus is whinning about not being able to do something afterwards with a bunch of Autobots standing there wasting time by listening to the douche, he's at the end of the queue.

So, I was pondering... We have Motormaster, Missilemaster, Motorhead... WHERE'S MISSILEHEAD?

The coneheads are enough.

Why are Cybertronian and Earth alt modes so similar?

Because Ironhide would become a starfighter if he wasn't a truck.


Who's idea was it to let Megatron scan an oil tanker?

Your mama's.

Are there a lot of broken windows in the Shattered Glass universe?

Mostly mirrors, I thought. It's because no-one had time to reflect.

If Primus is the father of all, who's the mother?

Unicorn.

which transformer loves human kids more, Bumblebee or Skids?