Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Moon Bug Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:27 pm
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by shadowynne Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:56 pm
prime- "my bad"
prime- "give me your face!"
ok now i got that out of my system...
arcee and prime getting on oilslick's alt form.
arcee- who's bike is this?
prime- its a chopper baby...
arcee- whos chopper is this?
prime- its meg's chopper...
arcee- whos megs?
prime- megs dead baby, megs dead...
pulp fiction...
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by fowlowl2626 Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:57 pm
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Badass Grimlock Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:13 am
Moon Bug wrote:Liar SS: I lie all the time. Every word that comes out of my mouth is a lie.
A curious dilemma. If he says he is lying, he is telling the truth. But what if he was lying? Then that would be the truth again...
Daniel: Oh, cool! A letter from my uncle!
Straxus: DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Badass Grimlock Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:25 am
Toruk Makto wrote:Moon Bug wrote:Liar SS: I lie all the time. Every word that comes out of my mouth is a lie.
A curious dilemma. If he says he is lying, he is telling the truth. But what if he was lying? Then that would be the truth again...
Daniel: Oh, cool! A letter from my uncle!
Straxus: DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
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Spike: Oh, cool! A magic lamp!
(Rubs it, Straxus pops out)
Straxus: DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS-
Spike: Ooo! I've never seen a genie like this before!
Straxus: DOCTOR OCTAGONOPU-
Spike: Okay, for my first wish, I would...
Straxus: DOCTOROCTAGON-
Spike: Nonononono, don't talk, I'm your master now.
Straxus: DOC-
Spike: For my first wish...
Straxus: DOCTOR OCTAMOTHERF
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by NormT81 Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:42 pm
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by TattedPitbull Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:20 pm
Bumblebee: MUTHAFAWKER!!!!!
- Big Money Hustlas
Megatron: Let us summon the magic.....ninjaaaaasssssss
Starscream: AW HELL YEAH MAGIC MAGIC NINJAS WUT!!!
Blackout joins Starscream: MAGIC MAGIC NINJAS WUT!!!!!!!!
- Big Money Hustlas
Megatron: Bumblebee*music plays* You're in deep shi....fawk it who the hell is playin that music every fawkin time I say Bumblebee*music plays*
Soundwave: Uh I am...I'm your DJ
*Megatron blasts Soundwave*
Megatron: now BUMBLE-BEE, HA no music! bumble bee, BUMBLE BEE, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA NO MORE!!!
*Bumble Bee gives Megagtron a WTF stare.*
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Zombie Starscream Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:31 pm
fowlowl2626 wrote:Optimus: My diaper is stinky![]()
bumblebee:
Megatron: "I am totally semmetrical in every way. See? Look at my shiney right angles!"
Starscream: "Lord Megatron! I figured out how to solve our food shortage. Look!" :Shows Megatron by hooking up his own waste ejection port to mouth: "I am a genius!"
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by TattedPitbull Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:56 pm
Zombie Starscream wrote:fowlowl2626 wrote:Optimus: My diaper is stinky![]()
bumblebee:
Megatron: "I am totally semmetrical in every way. See? Look at my shiney right angles!"![]()
Starscream: "Lord Megatron! I figured out how to solve our food shortage. Look!" :Shows Megatron by hooking up his own waste ejection port to mouth: "I am a genius!"
I almost horfed on the second comment lol

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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by ZeldaTheSwordsman Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:37 pm
Bloodlust wrote:Megatron: You know Starscream, you're right, i'm completely unfit to lead, I bow to your immense knowledge.
Computron: Ughhh Computron....SMASH!!
Blurr (in slow mo):Need Cappuccino....
Ultra Magnus (1986 movie): Why yes, I AM worthy of the Matrix!
Prowl: I have no idea what to do.
Perceptor: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!
Grimlock: According to Einsteins' theory of relativity....etc etc
Any Autobot: You know what? F*** the humans.....
Any Decepticon: Save the humans!
Perceptor: I will kill them all!
AND: What has science ever done for anybody?
Teletraan I: A Problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
Ever heard of Shattered Glass? Or Grimlock's New Brain? Hmph. Here's my first try:
Any honest TF Character: None of G1's many individual alternate continuities are tangled-up error-riddled messes. They're all completely fine.
* Cyb. Galvatron key, missiles
* Omega Lock
* Primus Cyber Key, coattail panel
* Powerlinx Comettor
* Leader Sentinel Prime sword, shield
* RiD Galvy dragon head, beast arms
* Leader Ironhide windshield, R hood assy.
* Cyb. Wing Saber left chestplate (argh)
We don't have kings in America
Trading MOSC MMPR fliphead Pink Ranger for ER Fasttrack or SIEGE Refraktor
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by adamassc Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:00 pm
Deadend, Dragstrip, form arms and body! And I'll form, the head!
Wildrider: Whose idea was it to get cable again?
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Deadend: I'm so happy!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by vectorA3 Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:20 am
As many G1ers know Peter Cullen was the voice of Coran in the Voltron series.

"So who needs you spineless plasm-heads anyway?!!" -Astrotrain
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by zombiebunny Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:36 pm
Skywarp: ...you know, I really have no idea....
zero-kaiser wrote:-hugs Carriemus and HK muchly- ...I'm glad I dont have to kidnap you both and zip-tie you together until you make up
Carriemus Prime wrote:ZK you would kidnap us and zip tie us what kind of freaky **** are you into....
Burn wrote:If it makes you feel better I could grope you?
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Gerty Tue May 04, 2010 6:39 pm
Prime: Uh, no.
Megatron: It was a brisk fall night, and Starscream was on top. No, wait, I was on top.
Prime: What?
megatron: Hold on, Ratchet was on top.
Prime: Megatron!
Megatron: We were playing Twister! Did I not mention that? Oh, i got it, Bluestreak was on top. Anyway....
I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.
Me wrote:yes, Gerty is my real nickname... just drop it, Kat...
Myself wrote:you may also call me Kee Furban. think about it for a minute. say it out loud if you have to...
And I wrote:you know what, you're just jealous...
oh yeah, I'm a genius...
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by vectorA3 Tue May 04, 2010 10:23 pm

"So who needs you spineless plasm-heads anyway?!!" -Astrotrain
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Tue May 11, 2010 10:22 am
Megatron: Soundwave, what do you think of this plan?
Soundwave: Spaghetti!
Megatron: What the Slag?
Soundwave: All toasters toast toast. HEEEEEELP! YOU MUST DIE!
starscream: Soundwave dowloaded youtube again didn't he?
Soundwave: Pingas!
Megatron: What are we going to do today?
The Fallen: The same thing we do every day pinky... Try to take over the world!
Jetfire: I feel good! Super even!
Sideswipe: Damn i suck!
Sideways: Stand & fight!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Tue May 11, 2010 7:02 pm
Megatron: Starscream i said it's time to attack-?
[Starscream is watching teletubbies & playing with dolls. He immediatly stops.]
Starscream:... don't judge me.
Megatron: My Gaydar just spiked for some reason...
Starscream walks in.
Megatron: Oh...
Soundwave: Ravage, do you think i'm too nosy?
Megatron: No! Not the AllSpark. IT BURNS!
Bumblebee: Gee, it sure is boring around here!
OP: Mai Boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Bee: I just wonder what Megatron's up to!
[Breakaway flies in & Transforms]
Breakaway: Prime, Megatron & his minions have seized the island of Kaon!
OP: Hmmm... how can we help?
Armada Megs: Gotta catch em all!
Leader 1: Pika-Pika!
G1 prime: Trukk not munky!
Primal: Screw you!
Megatron: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! [fires fusion cannon]
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Amelie Tue May 11, 2010 7:40 pm
Arcee: Remember Daniel, you can control my actions now.
Daniel: I know - now we're going into my bedroom with a huge-arse mirror.
Burn wrote:Let it be known, I murdered Amelie.
Accidentally.
Back from the dead, like some curious zombie amalgam...
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Wed May 12, 2010 10:29 am
Smokescreen: What are you gonna do?
Megatron: IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
Smokescreen: Oh Slag-
BLAAAAARGH!
aNIMATED
Sentinel Prime: Prime, your my best friend in the whole wide multiverse!
G1
Prime: I like singing
Jazz: I like daaancing!
Bluestreak: I like trains.
[Gets run over by Astrotrain]
Megatron to starscream
Megs: Heh, you know whose gay?... YOU ARE!
Beachcomber: KITTEN FIGHT!
Prowl: No Wait! i'm allegiec to adorableness!
[cat hits prowl in the face, prowl looks into it's face]
Prowl: Awwww... (Head Explodes)
Wheeljack: They said I could never teach a Llama how to drive.
Llama: Blaaaaaaaaaaaah
Wheeljack: Noooo Llama Nooooooooo!
[Llama drives off cliff]
Asdfmovie 1 & 2
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Wed May 12, 2010 4:02 pm
Sam: What are you gonna do to me Megatron?...
Megatron: Awwww, you're soooo cute when you're afraid!
Sam, Leo, Mikela, & Starscream:
Megatron: What, WHAT!?
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Thu May 13, 2010 10:19 am
Kup: Whooooo Hoooo!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by vectorA3 Fri May 14, 2010 5:06 am

"So who needs you spineless plasm-heads anyway?!!" -Astrotrain
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Fri May 14, 2010 9:57 am
[Armada Starscream & Hot Shot are facing off with the star saber & Screamer's Sword]
Starscream: When i first faced you i was but the learner, now i will PWN you!
Hot Shot: Over my dead body!
Starscream:
I know some people who are more annoying!
RoTF Skids & Mudflap & G1 Wheelie step out of the shadows, then rick astley appears.
Astley: Were no strangers to loooove! You know the rules, and sooo dooo I!
Skids: Yo, wussup!
Mudflap: Wazzap!
Skids: Wazzap!
Wheelie: Wazzap!
Astley: Never gonna Give you up! Never Gonna let you down!
Starscream: Sweet Primus! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!
[Stabs himself through the spark]
Optimus: Hmmm, maybe it wasn't the best idea to give Hot Shot the Star Saber.
Hot Shot: Bzzzzt! Voooooom! Haaa! I got you darth Vader!
Optimus Prime:
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