bloodlust really likes rvb
Optimus:[speaking into intercom]attention customers....scrotum...that is all.
Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Gone Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:10 am
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Gone Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:20 pm
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starscream:i will eat their hearts and crap out their souls!
i can do it too bloodlust
i can do it too bloodlust
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by zombiebunny Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:38 pm
Motto:
"*censored for the weak and non evil*"
Weapon:
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Wheelie: Bow Chicka Honk Honk
Springer: I see you've been teaching him some things.
Hot Rod: What that? No, that's genetics.
RVB FTW
Springer: I see you've been teaching him some things.
Hot Rod: What that? No, that's genetics.
RVB FTW
zero-kaiser wrote:-hugs Carriemus and HK muchly- ...I'm glad I dont have to kidnap you both and zip-tie you together until you make up
Carriemus Prime wrote:ZK you would kidnap us and zip tie us what kind of freaky **** are you into....
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Gone Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:49 pm
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springer:does it normally make that noise or should we run?
optimus:run.
optimus:run.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Carriemus Prime Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:29 am
Motto:
"I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then hundreds of years from now I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age."
Weapon:
Twin Sonic Cannons
Megatron: Give it up Prime!
Optimus: Never
Megatron: You can't win
Optimus: Says who?
Starscream: Says me!
Megatron and Optimus: Who asked you?
Megatron: You know he's always interrupting me like that.
Optimus: Really? I don't know why you put up with it, isn't it annoying.
Megatron: Oh totally but you know me and jets
Optimus: Yeah noone else can get a look in.
Megatron: Well the invitation is always open Prime *winks*
Optimus: I'll pass... thanks...
Starscream: Would you two please hurry up and kill each other already. I'm beginning to rust just listening to you two flirt. And have you seen the time? You just know how Soundwave is going to get if you break curfew again, you're already grounded from the last time.
Megatron: Starscream!
Optimus: Better run back home to mommy.
Megatron: Shut it you! Alright I'm going. Same time tomorrow Prime?
Optimus: It's a date.
Optimus: Never
Megatron: You can't win
Optimus: Says who?
Starscream: Says me!
Megatron and Optimus: Who asked you?
Megatron: You know he's always interrupting me like that.
Optimus: Really? I don't know why you put up with it, isn't it annoying.
Megatron: Oh totally but you know me and jets
Optimus: Yeah noone else can get a look in.
Megatron: Well the invitation is always open Prime *winks*
Optimus: I'll pass... thanks...
Starscream: Would you two please hurry up and kill each other already. I'm beginning to rust just listening to you two flirt. And have you seen the time? You just know how Soundwave is going to get if you break curfew again, you're already grounded from the last time.
Megatron: Starscream!
Optimus: Better run back home to mommy.
Megatron: Shut it you! Alright I'm going. Same time tomorrow Prime?
Optimus: It's a date.
Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by zombiebunny Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:33 am
Motto:
"*censored for the weak and non evil*"
Weapon:
Fusion Cannon
*outside of Omega Supreme*
Hot Rod: I call shot gun!
Springer: ****!
Blur: I call shot gun's lap
Hot Rod: ****!
Hot Rod: I call shot gun!
Springer: ****!
Blur: I call shot gun's lap
Hot Rod: ****!
zero-kaiser wrote:-hugs Carriemus and HK muchly- ...I'm glad I dont have to kidnap you both and zip-tie you together until you make up
Carriemus Prime wrote:ZK you would kidnap us and zip tie us what kind of freaky **** are you into....
Burn wrote:If it makes you feel better I could grope you?
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Carriemus Prime Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:40 am
Motto:
"I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then hundreds of years from now I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age."
Weapon:
Twin Sonic Cannons
zombiebunny wrote:*outside of Omega Supreme*
Hot Rod: I call shot gun!
Springer: ****!
Blur: I call shot gun's lap
Hot Rod: ****!
Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Bloodlust Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:45 pm
Motto:
"Motrin and water cures everything"
Weapon:
Energo-Sword
disruptor96 wrote:starscream:i will eat their hearts and crap out their souls!
i can do it too bloodlust
Hey, what can I say, a lot of their lines can fit into the TF Universe, plus I do love that show!
Ironhide: YOUR TOAST HAS BEEN BURNT AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK!
Ironhide: My name is Michael J. Ironhide and I....HATE....BABIES!!!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Carriemus Prime Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:44 am
Motto:
"I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then hundreds of years from now I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age."
Weapon:
Twin Sonic Cannons
*A spider walks in front of Megatron who proceeds to leap to a chair*
Megatron: Starscream, I'm scared to death.
Starscream: Yeah, we all are, but our brains secrete a neurotransmitter that enables us to deal with them.
Megatron: I don't think I have that particular neurotransmitter.
Optimus Prime: Respect is fine, but actually I've always wanted to be feared.
Arachnaphobia 1990
Megatron: Starscream, I'm scared to death.
Starscream: Yeah, we all are, but our brains secrete a neurotransmitter that enables us to deal with them.
Megatron: I don't think I have that particular neurotransmitter.
Optimus Prime: Respect is fine, but actually I've always wanted to be feared.
Arachnaphobia 1990
Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
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Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Gone Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:15 pm
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doc"o"mally is your favorite character isn't he bloodlust?
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by zombiebunny Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:21 pm
Motto:
"*censored for the weak and non evil*"
Weapon:
Fusion Cannon
disruptor96 wrote:doc"o"mally is your favorite character isn't he bloodlust?
It's because he sounds like G1 Megs yo
Kup: Then he beat him to death with his own skull.
Optimus Prime: Wait, that doesn't seem physically possible
Kup: I know, that's what he was screaming the whole time.
*flashback*
Wheeljack: This doesn't seem physically possible!
zero-kaiser wrote:-hugs Carriemus and HK muchly- ...I'm glad I dont have to kidnap you both and zip-tie you together until you make up
Carriemus Prime wrote:ZK you would kidnap us and zip tie us what kind of freaky **** are you into....
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Bloodlust Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:48 pm
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"Motrin and water cures everything"
Weapon:
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disruptor96 wrote:doc"o"mally is your favorite character isn't he bloodlust?
Yup.
Church and the Sarge/Grif relationship are also classics
I would post more stuff with Andy the Bomb....but well, I'm sure you know what I mean.
EX:
Hot Rod: Hey Arcee I can see where you tucked it!
Prime: Hey Elita-1, You haven't touched a ball this big since your morning scratch!
And that's actually mild.
Ooooh here's one.
Junkion: Blarg Blarg Honk!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Carriemus Prime Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:39 pm
Motto:
"I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then hundreds of years from now I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age."
Weapon:
Twin Sonic Cannons
Optimus Prime: Scared of who? scared of you? Im supposed to be scared of you? I aint scared of nobody cus I will lay your ass out!
****
Megatron: Ladies, ladies, ladies. Did you hear about that 2 for 1 special? Two of you, one of me, now ain't that special
****
Starscream: Soundwave's like one of the deepest people I know. I mean, he's *so* deep. Go on, t-tell them how deep you are! You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Soundwave: [lifts one eyebrow] My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Starscream: Ooh! See?
Megatron: No more beer for you.
Mix and match of stuff
****
Megatron: Ladies, ladies, ladies. Did you hear about that 2 for 1 special? Two of you, one of me, now ain't that special
****
Starscream: Soundwave's like one of the deepest people I know. I mean, he's *so* deep. Go on, t-tell them how deep you are! You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Soundwave: [lifts one eyebrow] My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Starscream: Ooh! See?
Megatron: No more beer for you.
Mix and match of stuff
Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by SoUnDwAvEr1998 Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:06 pm
Motto:
"Logic Is Power And Power Is Everything"
Weapon:
Light-Saber Sword
Alpha Trion: I won't take your filthy stolen money!
Optimus Prime: Then I guess your really up sh*t creek
(Alpha Trion hits Optimus with a ruler)
Optimus Prime: Ow!
Aplha Trion: What did you say?
Optimus Prime I offered you money, you refused, then I said "Then I guess yuor really up sh*t creek."
(Alpha Trion hits Optimus with a ruler again)
Optimus Prime: Ow!
From the film The Blues Brothers"
Optimus Prime: Then I guess your really up sh*t creek
(Alpha Trion hits Optimus with a ruler)
Optimus Prime: Ow!
Aplha Trion: What did you say?
Optimus Prime I offered you money, you refused, then I said "Then I guess yuor really up sh*t creek."
(Alpha Trion hits Optimus with a ruler again)
Optimus Prime: Ow!
From the film The Blues Brothers"
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by zombiebunny Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:43 pm
Motto:
"*censored for the weak and non evil*"
Weapon:
Fusion Cannon
Sharkticon: Piranhas are a very tricky species.
Rushmore reference anyone?
Rushmore reference anyone?
zero-kaiser wrote:-hugs Carriemus and HK muchly- ...I'm glad I dont have to kidnap you both and zip-tie you together until you make up
Carriemus Prime wrote:ZK you would kidnap us and zip tie us what kind of freaky **** are you into....
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by ClassyNX01 Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:12 am
Motto:
""Giant alien robots, hot cars and trucks what more can a girl ask for?""
Weapon:
Plasma Beam Rifle
Megatron: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Prime.
Optimus Prime: What?
Megatron: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Optimus Prime: ... What's that make us?
Megatron: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become. Prepare to die.
Optimus Prime: What?
Megatron: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Optimus Prime: ... What's that make us?
Megatron: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become. Prepare to die.
"Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies."
Optimus Prime
Episode: Prime Target
Optimus Prime
Episode: Prime Target
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by vectorA3 Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:40 am
Motto:
""You must journey back farther into the matrix for the answer...""
Weapon:
Energo-Sword
Mirage: (calling Sunstreaker) Hey man, I'm over at Whole Foods, do you guys want anything?
Sunstreaker: What are you doing all the way out there? Kroger's only a mile away from the ark.
Mirage: I needed to pick up some tofu and wanted to get some of the new 'organic' energon.
Sunstreaker: Dude, you can't even taste the difference!
Mirage: How do you know? Have you tried it?
Sunstreaker: No, but nothing beats cybertronian energon man. Nothing.
Mirage: Listen man, it's so much better for your circuits. You ca.....
Sunstreaker: I oughta send my brother over there to smack you.
(no offense to the other posters, but many of the shows you guys are referencing -I've never seen or heard of, thus it's really hard to pick up on the humor as quickly. Don't get me wrong, they are funny. But completely original material is always welcome too.
)
Sunstreaker: What are you doing all the way out there? Kroger's only a mile away from the ark.
Mirage: I needed to pick up some tofu and wanted to get some of the new 'organic' energon.
Sunstreaker: Dude, you can't even taste the difference!
Mirage: How do you know? Have you tried it?
Sunstreaker: No, but nothing beats cybertronian energon man. Nothing.
Mirage: Listen man, it's so much better for your circuits. You ca.....
Sunstreaker: I oughta send my brother over there to smack you.
(no offense to the other posters, but many of the shows you guys are referencing -I've never seen or heard of, thus it's really hard to pick up on the humor as quickly. Don't get me wrong, they are funny. But completely original material is always welcome too.
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"So who needs you spineless plasm-heads anyway?!!" -Astrotrain
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by Bloodlust Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:46 pm
Motto:
"Motrin and water cures everything"
Weapon:
Energo-Sword
Orginal is nice, but why think when you can copy/paste and have just as much fun?
Prime: Okay, you, Doc. Get over there and help Ironhide.
Ratchet: My name isn't Doc. It's Ratchet.
Prime: Yeah, I can't pronounce that. So from now on, your name is Doc.
Ratchet: I'm not really comfortable with that. I'm not a doctor; I'm a medic.
Bumblebee: What's the difference?
Ratchet: Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable... while they die.
Prime: Mental Note: Don't ever get shot.
Bumblebee: Why did the decepticons stop firing?
Ironhide: I don't know they are probably out of ammo.
Megatron(From a long distance away): Hey autobots, we are giving you a chance to surrender.
Ironhide: Yeah, they're definitely out of ammo.
[Ratchet has just woken up in Oregon; Teletran I is heard over the intercom]
Teletran: Hello, dude? Come in. Doctor-Dude, are you there? Hello? Paging Doctor-Dude, to the radio, STAT. I need 20 ccs of 'what the hell's going on there', dude.
Ratchet: Ugh...what happened?
Teletran: Hey, you tell me dude. One minute we're talking about a hole in the wall; the next thing I know, you turn into Grumps McGurt. Sounded like you needed a lozenge. Threatened to eat my children...not very cool, dude.
Ratchet: Jeez, did I really? I'm sorry. Something went wrong with my radio and I heard this weird beeping, honking-
Teletran: Hey, no offense taken, dude. Don't got any kids anyway.
[Ratchet trying to explain that he found something]
Ratchet: I'm just a little dazed. It's a big thing. It- it's purple, it's uh, it's a big purple thing.
Teletran: Use your words, dude.
Prime: Okay, you, Doc. Get over there and help Ironhide.
Ratchet: My name isn't Doc. It's Ratchet.
Prime: Yeah, I can't pronounce that. So from now on, your name is Doc.
Ratchet: I'm not really comfortable with that. I'm not a doctor; I'm a medic.
Bumblebee: What's the difference?
Ratchet: Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable... while they die.
Prime: Mental Note: Don't ever get shot.
Bumblebee: Why did the decepticons stop firing?
Ironhide: I don't know they are probably out of ammo.
Megatron(From a long distance away): Hey autobots, we are giving you a chance to surrender.
Ironhide: Yeah, they're definitely out of ammo.
[Ratchet has just woken up in Oregon; Teletran I is heard over the intercom]
Teletran: Hello, dude? Come in. Doctor-Dude, are you there? Hello? Paging Doctor-Dude, to the radio, STAT. I need 20 ccs of 'what the hell's going on there', dude.
Ratchet: Ugh...what happened?
Teletran: Hey, you tell me dude. One minute we're talking about a hole in the wall; the next thing I know, you turn into Grumps McGurt. Sounded like you needed a lozenge. Threatened to eat my children...not very cool, dude.
Ratchet: Jeez, did I really? I'm sorry. Something went wrong with my radio and I heard this weird beeping, honking-
Teletran: Hey, no offense taken, dude. Don't got any kids anyway.
[Ratchet trying to explain that he found something]
Ratchet: I'm just a little dazed. It's a big thing. It- it's purple, it's uh, it's a big purple thing.
Teletran: Use your words, dude.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:22 pm
Motto:
"I hecked up"
Weapon:
Dirge Gun
Lets have some fun!
Lugnut: Screw Megatron, I have a brain!
Thunderblast: You know, I think i'm going to date Shortround.
Ransack, Crumplezone, and Megatron: GASP!
Thunderblast: Sweet Primus WHAT AM I SAYING!??
Prowl: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Grimlock: Me going to take up knitting!
Backstop: Good job snarl you've trapped scourge! Now kill him!
Snarl: WHAT?!
Backstop: KILL HIM!
Snarl: But you always say-
Backstop: FORGET WHAT I SAY! KILL THAT SLAG-HEAD!
Thundercracker: I'm part of MENSA! GIT er done!
Bulkhead: I've figured out the plot of Transformers Energon!
Starscream: I love Megatron! He's the best leader ever!
Lugnut: Screw Megatron, I have a brain!
Thunderblast: You know, I think i'm going to date Shortround.
Ransack, Crumplezone, and Megatron: GASP!
Thunderblast: Sweet Primus WHAT AM I SAYING!??
Prowl: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Grimlock: Me going to take up knitting!
Backstop: Good job snarl you've trapped scourge! Now kill him!
Snarl: WHAT?!
Backstop: KILL HIM!
Snarl: But you always say-
Backstop: FORGET WHAT I SAY! KILL THAT SLAG-HEAD!
Thundercracker: I'm part of MENSA! GIT er done!
Bulkhead: I've figured out the plot of Transformers Energon!
Starscream: I love Megatron! He's the best leader ever!
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JetOptimus23 - Godmaster
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:41 pm
Motto:
"I hecked up"
Weapon:
Dirge Gun
Starscream:(drunkenly) Megatron is the best person ever! BELCH!!!
Soundwave: Lord Megatron, Starscream got into the private store again.
Starscream: You know, you're so interesting Soundwave! I love you!
Soundwave: Ravage Eject Operation: Protect!
Ravage: No way man! Remember what happened last time?
FLASHBACK
Starscream: LOOK A KITTY! SOOOOOO CUTE! COME HERE KITTY!
Jazz: I'm going to listen to beetoven's 5th!
Blaster: So am I!
Tidal Wave: I won first prize in Jepordy!
Cyclonus: I knew you were a genius!
Grimlock: TRansformers Energon make perfect sense to me!
Soundwave: Lord Megatron, Starscream got into the private store again.
Starscream: You know, you're so interesting Soundwave! I love you!
Soundwave: Ravage Eject Operation: Protect!
Ravage: No way man! Remember what happened last time?
FLASHBACK
Starscream: LOOK A KITTY! SOOOOOO CUTE! COME HERE KITTY!
Jazz: I'm going to listen to beetoven's 5th!
Blaster: So am I!
Tidal Wave: I won first prize in Jepordy!
Cyclonus: I knew you were a genius!
Grimlock: TRansformers Energon make perfect sense to me!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:16 pm
Motto:
"I hecked up"
Weapon:
Dirge Gun
Here's an Armada list
Cyclonus: I want world peace and no wars!
Megatron: I don't want to fight with Optimus anymore!
Tidal Wave: I want more advanced words!
Optimus: Smokescreen, is he alive?
Red Alert: No. He's as dead as a doornail.
Optimus: Okay, that's fine.
Red Alert: But Prime-
Optimus: Not now! Kiss Players Position is on!
Galvatron: This requim blaster is incredible!
Thrust: I agree sir! but shouldn't you let a member of the NRA test it out?
Galvatron: Oh, I suppose so.
Thrust: Just let me find the safety-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Nemesis Prime: Hello, my name is Nemesis PRime.
Optimus Prime: Hey, you look just like me...
Nemesis Prime: I'm very intelligent and friendly.
Galvatron: Nice to meet you nemesis.
Optimus: Wait a minute... YOU'RE A BLACK REDECO!
Galvatron: WHAT?
Hot Shot: oh my god!
Demolishor: Kill it!
Nemesis: Wait, WAIT! I'm here to tell you something important!
All Open Fire
Perceptor: You threaten my people with slavery and death!
Galvatron: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Perceptor: Madness... THIS IS SPARTA!
Energon
Optimus Prime: You know, Kicker is really nice!
Hot Shot: And not at all annoying!
Inferno: And this show makes complete sense and ties up all lose ends!
Ironhide: And is in no way a shameless toy promotion!
Poor guys, ther're in denial
Cyclonus: I want world peace and no wars!
Megatron: I don't want to fight with Optimus anymore!
Tidal Wave: I want more advanced words!
Optimus: Smokescreen, is he alive?
Red Alert: No. He's as dead as a doornail.
Optimus: Okay, that's fine.
Red Alert: But Prime-
Optimus: Not now! Kiss Players Position is on!
Galvatron: This requim blaster is incredible!
Thrust: I agree sir! but shouldn't you let a member of the NRA test it out?
Galvatron: Oh, I suppose so.
Thrust: Just let me find the safety-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Nemesis Prime: Hello, my name is Nemesis PRime.
Optimus Prime: Hey, you look just like me...
Nemesis Prime: I'm very intelligent and friendly.
Galvatron: Nice to meet you nemesis.
Optimus: Wait a minute... YOU'RE A BLACK REDECO!
Galvatron: WHAT?
Hot Shot: oh my god!
Demolishor: Kill it!
Nemesis: Wait, WAIT! I'm here to tell you something important!
All Open Fire
Perceptor: You threaten my people with slavery and death!
Galvatron: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Perceptor: Madness... THIS IS SPARTA!
Energon
Optimus Prime: You know, Kicker is really nice!
Hot Shot: And not at all annoying!
Inferno: And this show makes complete sense and ties up all lose ends!
Ironhide: And is in no way a shameless toy promotion!
Poor guys, ther're in denial
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JetOptimus23 - Godmaster
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by vectorA3 Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:55 pm
Motto:
""You must journey back farther into the matrix for the answer...""
Weapon:
Energo-Sword
VF Jet!!
"So who needs you spineless plasm-heads anyway?!!" -Astrotrain
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:34 pm
Motto:
"I hecked up"
Weapon:
Dirge Gun
Here's some G1 fun!
Megatron: You have failed to overthrow me again!
Starscream: Yes, i have.
Megatron: What? but aren't you going to run home screaming like a little girl?
Starscream: Uhh...no.
Megatron: I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
Prowl: Defensor! There's a forest fire in LA!
Defensor: I don't care!
Prowl: But, thousands will be dead!
Defensor: I don't care!
Prowl: WHAT THE SLAG IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!
Defensor: I have a boulder in my boot!
Prowl: ....WTS?
Megatron: You have failed to overthrow me again!
Starscream: Yes, i have.
Megatron: What? but aren't you going to run home screaming like a little girl?
Starscream: Uhh...no.
Megatron: I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
Prowl: Defensor! There's a forest fire in LA!
Defensor: I don't care!
Prowl: But, thousands will be dead!
Defensor: I don't care!
Prowl: WHAT THE SLAG IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!
Defensor: I have a boulder in my boot!
Prowl: ....WTS?
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:48 pm
Motto:
"I hecked up"
Weapon:
Dirge Gun
(Hot Shot picks up strange green liquidand drinks it)
Hot Shot: Guy's there's Energon in these plants!
Red Alert: Hot Shot, is it a good idea to drink some random liquid off the street?
Hot Shot: Of course- (Optical sensors widen, speaks in stereo)
Hot Shot: MmMM JaAM! I lIKe JAAm! It GOod!
Red Alert: Oh god, it's Jaam!
Hot Shot: I eAt uR BaBieS!
Arcee: These woods aren't dangerous are they?
Strongarm: No
Skyblast: Well, except for the lions
Signal Flare: And Tigers and Bears
Arcee:Oh my!
(Razorclaw, Chainclaw, and Tigatron jump out)
All omnicons: AHHHHHHHH!
Based on the wizard of oz
Wheeljack: When this thing hits 880 miles per breem, get ready for some serious slag.
Back to the Future
Frenzy: Ok oookakak dilj okkkkayaaaa mmmon.
Barricade: You want to eat a rubber pie?
Frenzy: GAAAAAAAAAAH! oookkaks ikikas oooooma!
Barricade: Watch your mouth slag-head!
Hot Shot: Guy's there's Energon in these plants!
Red Alert: Hot Shot, is it a good idea to drink some random liquid off the street?
Hot Shot: Of course- (Optical sensors widen, speaks in stereo)
Hot Shot: MmMM JaAM! I lIKe JAAm! It GOod!
Red Alert: Oh god, it's Jaam!
Hot Shot: I eAt uR BaBieS!
Arcee: These woods aren't dangerous are they?
Strongarm: No
Skyblast: Well, except for the lions
Signal Flare: And Tigers and Bears
Arcee:Oh my!
(Razorclaw, Chainclaw, and Tigatron jump out)
All omnicons: AHHHHHHHH!
Based on the wizard of oz
Wheeljack: When this thing hits 880 miles per breem, get ready for some serious slag.
Back to the Future
Frenzy: Ok oookakak dilj okkkkayaaaa mmmon.
Barricade: You want to eat a rubber pie?
Frenzy: GAAAAAAAAAAH! oookkaks ikikas oooooma!
Barricade: Watch your mouth slag-head!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.
Posted by JetOptimus23 Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:19 pm
Motto:
"I hecked up"
Weapon:
Dirge Gun
Energon ZINGERS!
Downshift: Hey, Cliffjumper!
Cliffjumper: um... who's Cliffjumper? I'm Downshift.
Downshift: but... I thought I was Downshift!
Cliffjumper: Noooo... I think your name is Ironhide.
Downshift: Uhhh... no i'm pretty sure your name is Cliffjumper...
Cliffjumper: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM!!!!!!!!!!
Demolishor: Yo, Adrian!
Rocky
Galvatron: Has anyone seen Mirage?
Snow Cat: He said something about dressing up.
Starscream: Maybe you should check the throne room.
Galvatron walks in to throne room... and finds Mirage rubbing his body on the throne
Galvatron: WHAT THE HELL???!!
Mirage: Me love Galvy!
Galvatron: GET OUT YOU PERVERT!
Mirage is gay
Optimus has combined with Omega Supreme
Demolishor: Hey Snow Cat, what does the router say about his power level?
Snow Cat: It's over 9000!
Demolishor: What? 9000?!
Divebomb: As Primus as my witness, I WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!
Gone with the wind
Downshift: Hey, Cliffjumper!
Cliffjumper: um... who's Cliffjumper? I'm Downshift.
Downshift: but... I thought I was Downshift!
Cliffjumper: Noooo... I think your name is Ironhide.
Downshift: Uhhh... no i'm pretty sure your name is Cliffjumper...
Cliffjumper: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM!!!!!!!!!!
Demolishor: Yo, Adrian!
Rocky
Galvatron: Has anyone seen Mirage?
Snow Cat: He said something about dressing up.
Starscream: Maybe you should check the throne room.
Galvatron walks in to throne room... and finds Mirage rubbing his body on the throne
Galvatron: WHAT THE HELL???!!
Mirage: Me love Galvy!
Galvatron: GET OUT YOU PERVERT!
Mirage is gay
Optimus has combined with Omega Supreme
Demolishor: Hey Snow Cat, what does the router say about his power level?
Snow Cat: It's over 9000!
Demolishor: What? 9000?!
Divebomb: As Primus as my witness, I WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!
Gone with the wind
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